Podcast theme songs for the Community Building podcast from Post Show Recaps.

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Community Building - Season 3 Theme (Dean Pelton Mix Again)

Community Building - Season 0 (Patron Exclusive) Theme

Community Building - Season 1 Theme

The "light side" mix of the theme song for Star Wars podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

A Long Time to Go - Light Side Theme

The "dark side" mix of the theme song for Star Wars podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

A Long Time to Go - Dark Side Theme

The theme song for The Bloom Files podcast on Post Show Recaps.

The Bloom Files Theme

The theme song for the Ted Lasso podcasts on Post Show Recaps.

Ted Lasso Podcast Theme

The theme song for season 1 of the Halo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

Halo Podcast Theme - Season 1

The theme song for the Silo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

I Wanna Go Outside - Silo Theme

The theme song for season 2 of the Halo podcast on Post Show Recaps.

Halo Podcast Theme - Season 2

Quit, Hannah Rose
(parody of "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)
Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)

You used to watch it lying down there, at home on TV
But you applied, now you're upset about your wet feet
No nicotine and no food make you cry and make you ill 
But did you know that when you go
The bugs, dirt, and sweat turn
To burgers and showers and sleep?

Baby, it's looking like you're gonna quit, Hannah Rose, from the game
Ooh, it's giving mother how you take care of you, yeah
I heard you, Ms. Rose, tell Mike Bloom
And Mike's interview felt the same  

Wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, (WANDA) wa-wa-wa, wa-aa-nda (WA-WAANDA)  

I heard you, Ms. Rose, and it's true
This life's not for you, I'm afraid

Quit Hannah Rose - Survivor 45 Wandoff

Welcome to the Ladder Frame
(parody of "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance)
Corey Blakeborough ("Corey B")
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When I was eleven
I'd bother Survivor with auditions
To play my favorite game
They said, "Donlon, you'll grow up
And be there
You'll feel like Angelina
and climb the ladder frame

Sometimes I feel my reflux
from this anxiety
And half my tribemates feel like they should go
But through it all, when Jeff Probst calls
I know I can't be beat
When the challenge starts and it's my turn to go

I can't get on, I can't get on
And though the ladder seems so easy
I'm trying but I can't get on
I can't get on
And though I feel like a go-getter
The puzzles won't be better

All I see about me are the memes
WA-AA-NDA
Frequent guest spots on RHAP
WA-AA-NDA
Archetypically, I just could not climb at all!

Welcome to the Ladder Frame - Survivor 45 Wandoff

Wand-off Submission for Survivor Ghost Island Ep. 3 by Corey Blakeborough


Lyrics:
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Yeah
Uh-huh
So delicious

Let's bro down at the candy shop
Get gummies til the new tribe swap
Don't worry 'bout the buffs we dropped
Naviti gonna draw ghost rocks

Let's bro down at the fishing shop
I'll show Malolo what I've got
I'm fishing at the new tribe spot
I hope it's Swedish Fish I caught

Laffy taffy your way, how do you want it?
It's banana flavored, and there's a fun joke on it
Happy and smiley, okay, let's throw in some more giggles
My four homies, more loyal than K Wiggles

You want a rundown, ask Kellyn, you're lazy
Yeah you love your home, but it's an ugly baby
There's no kitchen, or living room which is crazy
And this beach is made of dirt, Bradley that's kind of complainy

And if you're a fish, I'm the fish finda'
I ain't worried 'bout not finding idols straight from China
Gotta give up the advantage, Morgan? ů Give it up, to Shamu
It's sweeter all around, that I didn't see you

All the seasoned vets when it came to this missed
They thought a third tribe was gonna be on the twist list
Do they call me Sea Bass? I don't know but I want 'ta
And I really hope the next reward is sponsored by Wonka, ha-ha!

Let's bro down at the candy shop
Get gummies til the new tribe swap
Don't worry 'bout the buffs we dropped
Naviti gonna draw ghost rocks

Let's bro down at the fishing shop
I'll show Malolo what I've got
I'm fishing at the new tribe spot
I hope it's Swedish Fish I caught

Survivor: Ghost Island Wandoff

Sebastian's Candy Shop - RHAP Ghost Island Wandoff Ep3

Wand-off Submission for Survivor Ghost Island Ep. 4 by Corey Blakeborough

Lyrics:
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Well, my island hasn't always been this drab
My beach was grand full of sand once
Now to stonewall the Malolos is the plan
Like Boston Rob or Kim Spradlin

What an awful day, we lost immunity
Stephanie pleads once to my side
Open my mouth and all I say is that we'll see
Okay, I tried

I'd rather be
Whiny!
Like a lawyer who knows details like a pro
They all know that I can be
Whiny!
Making people write out "hope" into the sand
Isn't it grand? Answer's no

You could try, try, try
But you can't expect a penguin team
To crush attorney dreams
While I cry, cry, cry 
I will call your pep talks really bad
Vote out the dad

Far from the ones who tribe swapped from you
Chasing advantages that you know 
Kellyn said no to
Don't care what you say
And who said I'm in charge anyway?
Michael
Wait is that the idol from
China
What a day, I feel so
Whiny

Whiny - RHAP Ghost Island Wandoff Ep4

Wand-off Submission for Survivor Ghost Island Ep. 5 by Corey Blakeborough

Lyrics:
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So don't vote me out
Don't vote me - 
'Cause I'm having a good time, it's once in a lifetime

I'm a superstar stranded from my tribe
On Ghost Island, my edit reflects all the hearts I stole
I'm disappointed there's nothing here to find
To bring to tribal to make it
Oh oh oh oh oh explode (Ben bomb effect)  

It's makin' Jenna cry, yeah
Waitin' 36 seasons
I don't wanna leave at number five
The tribal council is not live
Don't wanna be a Ponderosa woman so soon

Don't vote me out, 'cause I'm a single mom, see? 
I'm winning it all
Don't vote me out
But if you need a good returnee (wooh)
Just give me a call (alright)
Don't vote me out ('cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)
Don't vote me out (yes it's once in a lifetime)
I guess they didn't vote Michael

Wa wa wa Wandaaaa
Wanda Wanda
Wa Wanda wa Wandaaaaa
Wa Wandaaaa
Wanda Wanda Waaaanda .....

Don't Vote Me Out - RHAP Ghost Island Wandoff Ep5

Wandoff Parody of Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys
Corey Blakeborough (http://twitter.com/CAVX)
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(Background chattering)

Everybody
Ease your mind tonight
Pat's tweaked back's all right!
 
In the boat, the storm's abound 
A David member's gonna hit the ground
Did I skip a scene or did it happen fast?
Pat's potential feeling overcast

Well can you show us how? (no)
Is tribal coming now? (no)
His confessional? (no)
Well is he doing better now?
I guess that I'll check First One Out

This ride was wobbly (yeah)
It rocked his body (yeah)
Everybody
Ease your mind tonight
('Cause) Pat's tweaked back's all right!

(Uh, I'm not really sure what you mean. How is Pat's back?)
All right!
(Oh, okay.)

Survivor: David vs Goliath Wandoff

Pat's Tweaked Back - RHAP David vs Goliath Wandoff Ep1

Wandoff Parody of Perfect by Ed Sheeran
Corey Blakeborough (@CAVX)
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I found a note, a tree
Walking right by Goliaths
I'll follow your lead

Well you've gotta twirl so I can be discreet
I didn't know that you were holdin' immunity

The secret advantage we're diggin' up
They don't see what we've done
We won't give Christian up this time
'Cause Davie, oh this great show, makes your diversion grow
This was first found by DJ Labelle Klein

Davie, you're dancing on the rock
A stick between your arms
They were on the sand
Commenting on your favorite stance
And we got the steal-a-vote
We'll give the credit for the note
To this blerd 'cause
Davie, you could twirl it tonight

Twirl It Tonight - RHAP David vs Goliath Wandoff Ep8

My family wrote very complex lyrics for the theme song to Amazing Race, and now it's time to share them with the world.

The Amazing Race Parodies

The Amazing Race Theme (with Lyrics)

Hat Guy
Parody of "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX)
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Tank top, red shorts, but no one knows
Dad bod - just prepping for the show
Big head but I have full control
Method so clinical

Lairo can't win - it was a scene
Hey girl, learn from me and the queen
I'm nice, but if you challenge me
I'll be so critical

Well I'm the GOAT guy
Take away your vote guy
Idol of the host guy
Jimmy Fallon's dope spy

I'm that dad type
Never wearing plaid type
Spark without a bad strike
Check out my new website

I'm the hat guy

Survivor: Island of the Idols Wandoff

Hat Guy - RHAP Island of the Idols Wandoff Ep1

Always Flashing Back to Remind Me
Parody of Always Something There to Remind Me by Naked Eyes
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX)
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I watch along with seasons 
So long after Probst was done with me
I think I'm finally letting go of
My bad play in Microneez'
But how can I, I forget those girls, when they are
Always flashing back to remind me
Always flashing back to remind me

They've done it now, a ghostly season all about this move of mine
But it's all out, I'm feeling free here watching season 39
But here comes Rob, the lesson shows that they are
Always flashing back to remind me
Always flashing back to remind me

They could show so many bad moves, but it will always be me! 
At least pay me some royalties!  

"Welcome to Survivor Season 127: Beach of Blunders"
"Seriously?"

Always flashing back to remind me
Always flashing back to remind me

Always Flashing Back to Remind Me - RHAP Island of the Idols Wandoff Ep4

Applebeezy
Parody of Panini by Lil Nas X
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX) and Phil T (twitter.com/philerd)
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Applebeezy, Sharky Bowl Martini
If you really gonna win out
Then you get a shrimp fajiti? I- 
Now believe me, won't bite the hand that feeds me
'Less it's feeding me the 'Bees 
Go and get a little screamy! I-

I know you're starving with your tribe, with your tribe
They wanna hear some good soundbites. Just lie and

Say you'll eat at this Applebee's
Just say you'll eat at this Applebee's

Applebeezy, way out here in Fiji
Know you wanted Bloomin' On',
But they money got so teeny, no
Sorry Deany, Vokai is Naviti
They got wins finally
Munchin' chain restaurants in Fiji, I-

I see you won this for your tribe, for your tribe
Don't matter how you feel inside, Vokai

Cause when it's all done, you need to still pretend
I need a big bite that you recommend
But aaah, oh I forgot to send
Food to Rob and Sandra, but time is running thin
So I need you to

Say you'll eat at this Applebee's
Just say you'll eat at this Applebee's

Applebeezy - RHAP Island of the Idols Wandoff Ep5

Ice Kim Spradlin
Parody of I'm Still Standing by Elton John
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX)
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No she doesn't know what it's like
To be stuck on the bottom of her tribe
So there's some isolation that we're gonna do
She'll wind up with the poker alliance and she won't bet on you

So turn away from her when she draws near
Oh here she is, she's a-coming over here 
She's in a high stakes game with a losing hand
Until she needs to just announce her presence and fall down on the sand

So we gotta ice Kim Spradlin, interaction I forbid
Taking out a Sole Survivor, laughing like a little kid
Ice Kim Spradlin 'cause it's justified
I mean, unless we switch the vote to Amber, which we're gonna try

Ice Kim Spradlin (my, my, my) 
Ice Kim Spradlin (my, my, my)

Survivor: Winners at War Wandoff

Ice Kim Spradlin - RHAP Winners at War Wandoff Ep1

Bamboo Tied Ladder
Parody of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 (feat. Christina Aguilera)
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX) and Chelley (twitter.com/vibrientyoga)
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A project to start, it appears like
A fine work of art, and I feel like
This trick will amaze, my mind in a haze
So I won't get crazed

Oh, so let's take a walk; simply climb up
'Cause I simply want a papaya
Just carry it near, there's no need to fear
Don't break it right here (oh, yeah, yeah)

And it looks like this
Breakin' off the rung but I'll show you
Look how tight I strung the twine, so use 
My bamboo-tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder

You want to know how to climb a tree?
Enlist your tribe, less work for Tony V
And if you get too nervous, he made it break on purpose
He's doing us a service (hey, yeah, yeah, yeah!)
 
And it looks like this
Breakin' off the rung but I'll show you
Made a ladder clause when I broke through
This bamboo tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder

Pokin' sticks will never top that, Yul
Grabbin' all the yummy green breadfruit
My bamboo tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder
It's my bamboo tied ladder

Bamboo Tied Ladder - RHAP Winners at War Wandoff Ep2

Quick parody of "Baby Shark" based on the Survivor preview!

Sandra Shark

Just Another Prop
Parody of Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg
Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX)
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Fleur de lis on the podium
(Just another prop, just another prop, just another prop)
No you can't eat the puzzle fish
(Hungry for the prop, hungry for the prop, hungry for the prop)
It's a cookie without a clue
(Nothing on the box, nothing on the box, nothing on the box)
I know you're idol crazy and you're staring at me
No my necklace won't grant any free immunity

Uh! Season opening, got the plans laid
See this big skull? See this champagne?
We're not deceptive, nothing underneath
No skull token eyes that I can bequeath

So Adam, my podium's official
I'd throw it in the fire but that isn't beneficial
It was just a prop, dude, I'm not prejudicial
Don't take the urn, I won't throw it in the fizzle

Voting while we wait, please just leave the paperweight
'Cause its power is to not let the paper fly away
And don't try to use a dollar bill to dispense that coconut
Wendell made it up

If you gonna wreck the set, then we have had enough
I know you need it though, so take a second
Matter fact, you should always ask me
'Cause I know you're out of luck and you need immunity
 
Fleur de lis on the podium
(Just another prop, just another prop, just another prop)
No the Edge ain't a sailboat
(Not a giant yacht, not a giant yacht, not a giant yacht)
We ain't playing South Africa
(Never comin' off, never comin' off, never comin' off)
'Cause it's 8 to 2 to 1, and I know it's not fun
I'm a little bit sad that it couldn't come undone

Just Another Prop - RHAP Winners at War Wandoff Ep9

Never Edger
Parody of Mother Lover by The Lonely Island
FINAL Wandoff by Corey Blakeborough (twitter.com/CAVX)
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Oh dang.
What is it dawg?
Here we are, Day 39
Natalie, I'm proud of her
We had so much bonding time

I really want to vote her
But she left on day 2
We've got to think it over  
What the hell are we gonna do?
 
The fans are so pent up ever since Chris Underwood (Cold.)
They want to end the Edge
De ja vu might not be good
And look at what we've seen
Tony V can really play (Word.)
Premature eliminee Natalie's never gonna measure up to his flawless game

Hold up!
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
I'm thinkin' we flip it, too.
Slow up!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for an OOH OOOOH!

We all made some friends when we hung with Natalie
But when you start to edge, you can't say your game's complete
 
'Cause I'm a never edger, you're a never edger
Let's finish off whoever's better
Voting for the cop
Your pent up frustration fulfilled by his coronation
Ain't it such a fun sensation
Let's help him finish up

I'm a spy in my nest peepin' at his crown
That he didn't hesitate to go get
I got my pen and my parchment
She got voted out and he ain't got no votes yet
Where was her social game?
They were disconnected from her
On Edge it was the same
Natalie and Rob ate Danni's peanut butter

This the perfect end
Don't see it another way
That woman from the song said
We are comin' for you today

'Cause I'm a never edger, you're a never edger
Let's finish off whoever's better
Voting for the cop
Your pent up frustration fulfilled by his coronation
Ain't it such a fun sensation
Let's help him finish up

'Cause every voter left needs to vote right
The winners were at war, now he's winnin' this fight
We've gotta be sure so I am sorry Michele
We couldn't choose it better, 'cause he's our never edger

Corey Blakeborough

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