OoooooooSSSAAaaaaa Means Relax! don't Stress! say it as you breath out after a long day at the Grindstone. 
Repeat up to three times per day.
Thanks to Jono Bell for introducing me to OoooooooSSSAAaaaaa, now I am more chilled.
The origins of OoooooooSSSAAaaaaa are unknown, some say its from the film "bad boys"

Spread the OoooooooSSSAAaaaaa



OoooooooSSSAAaaaaa

WET DREAM!!! this is a sample from an old obsolete sex education Vinyl from the 1930's. apparently in the 1930's they had WET DREAMS personally I didn't think they were invented back then. 

WET DREAM

this one is self explanatory.. unfortunately there are some MASSIVE TWATS in the world.

MASSIVE TWAT

gold tooth geezA

work in progress, needs Uke Bass and percussion!
live recording.

Madness Uke Cover Jono And The Uke Dealers (work in Progress)

You find yourself parting the trees tropical shrubbery and gazing at the Secret Duck Pool
it brings joy and fulfilment to all.

The Secret Duck Pool

(taken from the 2005 Album Return of BeetHoven) A fusion Tribute to L.V Beethoven
Arranged and Composed by Darren Rogers and Steve Fiske

Fur Elise (taken from the 2005 Album Return of BeetHoven)

(taken from the 2005 Album Return of BeetHoven) A fusion Tribute to L.V Beethoven Arranged and Composed by Darren Rogers and Steve Fiske

Beethoven's 5th (taken from the 2005 Album Return of Beethoven)

(taken from the 2005 Album Return of BeetHoven) Arranged and Composed and Recorded by Darren Rogers And Steve Fiske

Moonlight Sonata (taken from the 2005 Album Return of BeetHoven)

Corneilius Colt is the Alter Ego of Me (Darren Rogers)
This SoundCloud Shows Some of the Projects I Have Been Involved With And Currently am

The Return Of Beethoven (Arranged,Composed and Played Recorded By Darren Rogers And Steve Fiske) 2005

NooNu (Songs Written, Composed and Arranged And Played By Darren Rogers, Steve Fiske And Emil Allard, World Purcussion By Stephan Hannigan On Live Recordings) 2006

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