One of several ambient tunes I made back in February 2001

Aftereffects

White Out

No Trains

Aquaphilia

White Van Man (Explicit)

A story about someone fed up and getting even more fed up after being given the wrong change.
This is a do-over from a song I wrote a long time ago, which is on here if you scroll. I wouldn't bother, this one is much better.

It Don't Add Up (I Gave Him a Ten)

It's Christmas! No it's not! Oh it's New Year! No it's not that either! Well what is it then? CHRIMBO LIMBO!

Chrimbo Limbo

The Vampire Cow

An ode to Derren Brown that I wrote in 2011, parodying Britney Spears Womanizer. 
And don't panic - I'm also a friend of Dorothy.

Mr Brown
You are renowned for your illusions
Coming round
I've found a sound conclusion.
You can play tricks of the mind with all the other humankind
But I know what you are, what you are

Stop it now
This mystic trance that I've been under
Can't allow
Another evening of wonders
People can't figure you out; they think you're an enigma now
But I know what you are, what you are
You're a hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender
You're a mental bender

TV star
Bearing a funky ginger beard
Gone too far
The nation never volunteered
They say you're the gentle-est of psycho-instrumentalists
But I know what you are, what you are

Look away
Although it's more than misdirection
What you say
Makes people puppets to suggestion
Assigned to find that they're inclined to let you climb inside their minds
But I know what you are, what you are

Boy don't try to lie
'Cos  I can spy through your disguise
Look into my eyes
Don't look around the eyes or through the eyes
Hypnotizer

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender
You're a mental bender

Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Ooh hypnotizer
Hypnotizer

Uri Geller
Must be jealous
He's a metal spoon offender
You're a mental bender

Hypnotizer (Mental Bender)

An Ode to Cheese And Onion Pie

Hip hop version of Dolly Parton's Nine to Five. Could do with a bit more work and needs vocals.

Nine to five hip hop

An emo by the name of Brixton The Bipolar Bear (yes he's a bear) expresses his feelings about the day he was given the wrong change in a fast food outlet. "The Streets" spoof. 

It don't add up

Lady Gaga Poker Face parody. Slight innuendo (but she started it)

Stuff My Face (Poker Face parody)

The Truth About Jack And Jill

Volkswagen Tiguan Taxi

Parody of the style of theme tune that was around when it was acceptable to put Bill Cosby on TV

Retro TV Theme

Remix of classic early 90s kids show Poddington Peas

Poddington Peas Remix

Taking silliness seriously.

I really don't know what I'm doing, but I enjoy it nonetheless.

Sometimes ridiculous, sometimes rubbish, sometimes decent. Mostly something in the style of something else.

Lots of half done nonsense waiting to be finished covering many genres.

Cornerfish

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