Trailer park nights (official lyrics) 

Trailer park nights  (got me)
Begging god why 
My kids and my wife
They’ve done left my life
Took the catalytic converter
From a one horse open sleigh
It’s how the neighbors got to work
they are all unemployed these days 
Maybe Santa clause will bring me a soul
This bud light lime shit is starting to get old

Trailer park nights (I got)
mauled in a fight 
PBR ran for help
While my rod and balls swelled 
The penile surgeon broke it to me
said my outcome looks bleak
No peppermint zyns or posting onlyfans for a week
Maybe Santa will bring me a new prick?
I’m already enough of one as it is 

Trailer park nights 
You cant come for my rights 
Cornfield nation till we die
Love to make liberals cry 
Oh my god I just realized
I’m toxic as fuck 
I’m trading in the strip club membership 
And my coal based lifted truck 
Santa, will you redeem my soul, will you set me free?

SANTA:

 No I won’t Jackie
Here are just a couple of reasons why:

Youve tormented this trailer park for nearly twenty years
And In that time frame you’ve consumed almost one hundred thousand beers
My reindeer can’t even land on your trailer you have a huge hole in your roof 
You can’t get drunk off beers anymore unless you boof 
I’m not gonna bring you a new soul
I’m not gonna bring  a new dick
And that’s gonna get ripped off by a strippers boyfriend anyway 
Also never forget that time when you clogged that Golden Corral bathroom and there were absolutely no survivors 
Jackie, I can’t say with a straight face wish you a merry Christmas
Even as Santa Claus himself 
I kinda hope you have the worst day of your life
And treat your neighbors at this trailer park with respect

Trailer Park Nights

The Cornfield Christmas Interview

Jackie Cornfield is out of work at the moment...

 He's dead set busy on attending his dearest friend's christmas parties. 

Jackie presents: 

Holly Cornfield Christmas

Holly Cornfield Christmas

Tailgate Heartbreak

Kinda Hurtin'

Simply Having a Horrible Time

We've had a turbulent year full o' covid y'all. Lets all settle down with some strippers, cigarettes, and bud light limes. YEE HAW. 

PBR and I wish you a Merry Cornfield Covid Christmas.  We hope your family is safe <333

XOXO

Covid Cornfield Christmas

Cornfield works meticulously 24 hours a day crafting the finest sounding country music known to man. After his previous relationship resulted in utter turmoil (domestic assault & battery charges) Jackie hit the studio harder than ever (he also hit the pipe too but we won't talk about that)

 

So howdy and give a big ol' YEE-HAW and YEE-YEE. Keep listening and enjoy your existence (while it lasts)

Jackie Cornfield

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