This is the "Cut The Red Wire" replacement for my FUCKING AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kraite Kane!!!!!
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_ ...Where is that bomb?
_ I was called in for multiple being hidden here, but...
_ Nope. There's nothing. Even scanner can't detect any.
_ Just another prank call? God...

_ Hey, wait. What's that? That COULD be one of those.

*WELCOME TO: OCKHAMXP*
*PLEASE ENJOY THE TUNES AS WE BOOT UP.*

_ ARGH!
_ Yeah, there's nothing, I'm gonna get out of h-


*Ring Ring*
📞< ..HUCH! WHO IZ THERE..
📞< ..YOURE GONNA CAT HOUSE...?
📞< ..[Uh].. [No]. GET OUT? ZHAT MAKES VAYYY MORE ZENZE..

_ Who's calling?!

*Ring Ring*
📞< ..WHO'Z... BAWLING?
📞< [Uh].. [No]. CALLING? VHAT DO YOU MEAN CALLING... I'M RIGHT HERE!
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thumbnail by: The Holy Spirit
song by: chromie
Deltarune by Me.
Vocals by nah
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01001110 01000101 01011000 01010100 00100000 00110011 00100000
00110111 00110011 00111001

[P卌PEJAM] Leave Your Message At The Beep {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the "Kraite K..: “IF IT CAN GO WRONG”" replacement for MY GOD DAMN AU the 4same puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the role of Krati Kake! 
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_ WHAT!
_ Uh.. dispatch? I’m gonna need some bac-
 
*Ring Ring* 
📞< MEIN GOTT! DON’T CALL ZE COPS ON ME! I DONT KNOW VHAT MANIAC CALLED YOU IN BUT.. [No]. I AM NOT DANGEROUZ!
 
_ I’m still going to have to search you.
 
*The ringing gets.. louder? Where IS that coming from?*
 
*Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< …TORCH ME? 
📞< [Uh]. [No]! ZEARCH, YOU MEAN.
📞< OH [No]! ZIS IS A MIZUNDERZTANDING! 
 
_ Can you at least empty your pockets?
 
*Ring*
📞< I DON’T THINK ZAT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA…
 
_ Oh, please. “I dOnt thiNk zAt iS A vEry goOd idEa”. I’ve had enough of this.
 
*Katie tries to perform a search but a drone swoops in, shoving O-Fitzor back, causing him to accidentally crash into a table with what appears to be chemistry equipment and potions!*

_ DAMN IT! Sorry!
 
*RING RING RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< YOU NUMBZKULL YOU NE'ER-DO-VELL YOU ZTUPID MORON YOU !!!
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: @spam_b
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by @dg_000
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9;13;0;7;9;22;9;14;7;0;25;15;21;0;20;8;5;0;12;1;19;20;0;3;.;0;9;20;19;0;1;0;13;5;19;19;1;7;5;0;1;3;18;15;19;19;.
>all hands on DEC

[P卌PEJAM] O-Fitzor Q.; "EVERYTHING IZ FUTILE" {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the ":FELL FOR THE BAIT FELL: FELL:FOR THE FELL: BAIT❞  replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kati otiKaker
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_ Damn it! Hold on, I can salvage this!

*RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< VHAT DO YOU MEAN ZALVAGE??? ZHUT UP!

_ I have a guidebook! 

*Ring Ring*
📞< VHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?? GIVE IT!

_ Alright, alright!

*Ring*
📞< THIZ ZHOULD BE IT!
📞< COME ON! WHAT COLORS DO I NEED TO MIX??

_ UH. Gross green.. Borange... Red... Red again...

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< VHAT ZE FUCK IS BORANGE?!

_ It's like BLUE but ORANGE! Like mixed together! Like the inside of really rare beef!

*RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< THIZ?!
📞< AGH! I HAVE [No] TIME LEFT ANYWAY I'M GONNA GO FOR IT!!!

] Fitzor mixes the colors frantically and throws it at the drone.
] Nothing happens, other than his hair being.. slightly lighter colored..

*Ring Ring Ring*
📞< VHAT??? VHAT WAZ THAT???
📞< GIVE ME THAT GUIDEBOOK!

] Fitzor snatches the guidebook.

*RING RING RING*
📞< ZIS IS A RECIPE FOR HAIR GREYING!!!!!!!!!
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: The Ceaseless Watcher
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by @dg_000

[P卌PEJAM] |>SOMEONE ELSE WILL<|>GOD DAMN SHILL<|>TIL' I GET SEALED<| {Delarune, TSSSSP}

This is the "On The Subject Of” replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kaki, otio Kaker
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] Katie wanders back to their station.
] They're almost there, actually.

_ Do I really wanna trust this guy?
_ I mean, it's not really a matter of trust. It's just a VHS tape. It can't be that bad.
_ I really gotta stop being so paranoid.

] Katie has arrived.

_ Well, here goes nothing.

] Katie puts the tape into a VHS player and hits play.

>PLAY

"Hello, Qian. This is your weekly survey on morale."

*Ring*
📞< YEAH YEAH. I KNOW.

"Let's get to the point!"

"Question number 1: Have you experienced any significant bodily harm in the past week?"

📞< [No.] BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW ZAT.

"Question number 2: What compels you?"

*Ring Ring Ring*
📞< HAU AB! I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE THE FACT ZAT ZE EMPEROR IS KEEPING ME HERE! DAMN ZHIZ ALL..

"Question number 3: Have you made any discoveries as of late?"

*Ring*
📞< [No.] 
📞< ZIS IS ZE PART VHERE YOU TUNE OUT, EH?
📞< ZATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT, ZTOP PRETENDING!

"Question number 4: Has your experience with us been agreeably pleasant?"

*Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< [Yes.]
📞< ZAT'Z VHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR, YEZ?
📞< I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU.

"Qusetion number 5: Do you require new supplies?"

*Ring Ring*
📞< [Yes.]
📞< OF COURZE I DO! BUT YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME ANYTHING IN... VHAT? AN ENTIRE YEAR! 
📞< I KNOW THESE QUESTIONZ ARE PRERECORDED! I'M NOT ZAT ZTUPID!
📞< BUT I KNOW YOU'RE LIZTENING, EMPEROR.

"Question number 6: Do you agree to extend our contract?"

*RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< [Ugh.]  [Yes.]
📞< I REMEMBER VHAT YOU DID TO ME LAZT TIME. VHEN I DIDN'T ACCEPT.
📞< AND I KNOW HOW ZHIZ IZ GONNA GO! YOU'RE GONNA ZTRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND INJECT A ZYRINGE DIRECTLY INTO MY NECK!
📞< AND THEN I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING! IT'Z JUZT LIKE ZHAT ONE MOVIE...
📞< EVERY DAY ZHIZ HAPPENZ!

📞< BUT GUEZZ WHAT, EMPEROR?!
📞< I CAN WRITE DOWN NOTES! HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT?
📞< I REMEMBER. I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER.
📞< AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WON'T EVER FORGET TOO.
📞< I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.

"Thank you for participating in the survey. Remember that all of your responses have been recorded. See you next week!"

>STOP

_ Oh. 
_ Ohhh.
_ I can't just let this happen.
_ I can figure something out. I can't just stand by this. The clock is ticking.
_ Onward we go.
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: Chromie
Deltarune by You.

[P卌PEJAM] ugh {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

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_ Oh, wait! Before I go.
_ He did give me 2 tapes. Almost forgot.

] Katie puts the second tape into the player.

>PLAY

] An image of beans pops up, along with the caption "beans type beat".

_ What? Hm...

] It appears to be a video of O-Fitzor eating beans. That's it.
] Upon further inspection, the beans are entirely frozen. He's just eating it like normal. You can literally see the bean juice ice.
] Questionable music seems to be playing in the background.

_ What am I supposed to do with this.
_ I really don't want to keep this. It feels like a cursed artifact. The bean gods are going to kill me.

] O-Fitzor has finished eating his beans.
] He is now scooping the bean juice ice out and eating it like ice cream.
] This is horrific.
] I think he forgot to stop recording. It's just been him silently staring at the camera with a can of beans in his hand for 5 minutes now.

>STOP

_ I'm just going to pretend I never saw that.
_ I'm gonna need to bring a sledgehammer to take care of this when I go back here. This must never survive for future generations to see.
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thumbnail by: Chromie
song by: Chromie
Deltarune by Chromie
Vocals by Chromie
All life on earth by Chromie
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59 42 41 54 56 47 48 51 52 20 4E 43 43 45 42 4E 50 55 52 46 2E

[P卌PEJAM] beans type beat {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

a mus_darwin? in MY GOD DAMN “Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet”? . It's more likely than you'd thi- Oh wait. Someone already did this joke? Fuck.
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] Katie is walking to O-Fitzor's old house. And thinking.

_ Y'know. As weird as this entire, well, string of events has been.
_ Me upsetting some god of space and them sending me to a realm of twisted memory and all that.
_ It feels... weirdly pleasant.
_ Homely.

_ Things haven't really gone how I expected, but as dumb as it sounds, that's probably the only thing I actually expect nowadays.
_ I'm doing this for a reason.
_ I can't just be a passive observer anymore.

] A flashback sequence initiates.

"""""""
:> heyyy katie! how are u doing?

_ Fine. How about you?

:> oh! well its been great lately! things are really looking up!

_ Glad to hear that.

:> hey, actually... 
:> didn't you talk about applying for a job recently?

_ Yeah, yeah. They rejected me. Said I was too unprofessional and didn't have "The Employee Mindset". Don't know what that means.

:> thats pretty dumb.. youre pretty talented, yknow? you should express it more...

_ Thanks Lea.

:> im getting pretty hungry, wanna get some food?

_ I would, but I'm pretty busy with my research right now.

:> thats fine! ill just quickly grab something at the store for you!

_ Really? Thanks. 
_ Like. For all of this. And being awesome in general.

:> youre welcome! bye...

_ See you soon!
"""""""

_ ...I didn't.
_ I couldn't save her. I've accepted that.
_ But I won't let this happen. Not again.
_ Never again.

_ I won't let it go wrong this time.
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: @spam_b
Deltarune by You.
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https://files.catbox.moe/95biuz.wav

[P卌PEJAM] mus_itwillgowrong {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

https://ofitzor.itch.io/my-talking-o-fitzor
YOU CAN NOW DOWNLOAD O-FITZOR AS A FUNCTIONING PYTHON APPLICATION!
YES, THIS IS REAL.
NO, THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
THERE ARE 10 RESPONSES RECORDED BY DG, AND THE ART IS BY THE CEASELESS WATCHER.

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD O-FITZOR

This is the "Tick Tick" replacement for our AU my GOD DAMN Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Kaki, Otions Mkaker
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*Ring Ring*
📞< WAIT! [No.] DON'T GO THROUGH ZAT DOOR! IT HAZ. ALOT OF BEARTRAPZ!

] You continue through the house, carefully of course.
] You're lucky you found a phone. You definitely needed to ask for his physical help here.

_ Jeez.. What happened here?

*Ring*
📞< ONE DAY I MIZPLACED MY NOTEZ, ZO I WOKE UP DAZED AND CONFUZED. VHEN I GOT OUT OF BED, I ZAW NOTEZ ALL AROUND MY HOUZE WITH NO MEMORY OF VHY ZHEY WHERE ZHERE!
📞< I THOUGHT A ZERIAL KILLER OF ZOME SORTZ HAD BROKEN IN, ZO I TRAPPED THE WHOLE HOUSE!

_ Unfortunate. How did you respond to my call, by the way?

*Ring*
📞< MY DRONE JEROME HAZ A CALLING FEATURE I ADDED.
📞< [Yes.] IT'Z ZE ZAME DRONE ZAT KNOCKED ME OVER AND INITITATED THE ZHENANIGANS EARLIER...
📞< BUT IT'Z QUITE UZEFUL OTHERWIZE!

_ Why did you call it Jerome, actually.
_ Kind of a dumb name.

*Ring Ring*
📞< IT ZTANDS FOR IT'Z UTILITIEZ. JET, EYE, ROVER, OBZERVER, MAPPER AND ENFORCER!
📞< IT IZ NOT A "DUMB NAME". ZAT IZ QUITE RUDE. 
📞< EXCUZE THE RINGING. I LEFT THE PHONE LIKE ZHAT WHEN I RUZHED OUT OF THE HOUZE.

_ Alrighty then.
_ The... "Tomb Unmaker" is in the top floor, right?
_ ...That's quite an intimidating name.

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< HEY! DO NOT JUDGE MY NAMING ABILITIEZ. I'M ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AT NAMING, IF I MAY ZAY ZO MYZELF...
📞< FOR EXAMPLE, I NAMED ZHIS CREATURE.. ZE BEAL!

_ What's... What's a beal?

] Fitzor randomly pulls an photo out of his pocket. Has it been there the whole time?
] It's.. It's just a seal but blue.

*Ring*
📞< ZHIS IS AN ACCIDENTAL CREATION OF MINE!
📞< THE BEAL! DON'T YOU GET IT? IT'S LIKE SEAL. BUT B!

_ Okay.
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Song by The Ceaseless Watcher who Lost a Lot of Time in the Past Few Days and Had to Rush This Song
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by ishowspeed no im not kidding
the beal: https://file.garden/Z86-cQcYZ0vCXj24/thebeal.png
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☺,☻,♥,♦,♣,♠,…~,⌂
♦,♣,♠,•,◘,○,…☻,♥

[P卌PEJAM]  Ring Ring {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the "BOOM” replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Qian takes the place of Dkaki, Options Mkaker!
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*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< YEZ! ZHERE’S ZE.. UHM…
📞< TOMB UNMAKER…
📞< HAH.. YEAH.. ABOUT ZAT.

_ ..Yeah?

*Ring*
📞< YOU DON’T JUZT PLOP ME IN AND ZAVE ME.
📞< ZAT’S.. NOT POZZIBLE.
📞< I HAD TO LIE. I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER ACCEPT OTHERWIZE. 
_ What?!
_ …So… what does it do then?!

*Ring Ring Ring*
📞< IT WIPEZ MY MEMORY. ALL OF IT. AND LET’Z ME START OVER.
📞< FREE FROM ZHIZ PRIZON.

_ WHAT.
_ No! I am NOT letting you just KILL YOURSELF!

*Ring*
📞< [No.] ZAT’S NOT VHAT’S GOING ON HERE!
📞< IT’LL JUZT…
📞< WIPE ME AWAY. IT’Z NOT ZHAT BIG OF A LOZZ.
 
_ Yes it is!
_ No, no, NO! I am NOT letting this happen again!
_ GET OVER HERE!

] Katie pulls O-Fitzor out of the machine before it activates.

*RING RING RING*
📞< [No.] YOU CAN’T JUZT DO ZHAT!
📞< DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW ZHIZ WORKZ?! IT’LL.. IT…

_ What will it do now!?

*RING*
📞< IT WORKZ BY RELEAZING A NEUROTOXIN I CREATED.
📞< IT’Z ENOUGH TO EFFECT 30 ELEPHANTZ WITH A FULL DOZAGE.

_ Oh. OH.
_ When…. when it is going to activate?! 

*RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< …
📞< 30 ZECONDZ AGO.
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OG Song by The Ceaseless Watcher
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[PUPPET PIPELINE] [PIPEJAM] [THE FIFTH ONE ALSO KNOWN AS] [P卌PEJAM] NO! NO! NO! {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet} {UTSC} {UTDR Fandom} {Deltarune} {Soundtrack} {Games} {Audio}

This is the "jerkmate down” replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think of it, Mitosis.
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{tom}: Just what do you think you are doing?
{krikky}: Um. Dude. I’m kinda busy texting, can you like, go away???

(Krikky turns away, typing on their phone to “Bakugo” on C.AI, “Just fucking kill the guy. He’s obviously in your way.”)

{tom}: I know what you are doing.
{krikky}: You’re really pissing me off… Get out of my way, “Caseoh”.

(Tom scoffed at the comment, holding up his camera,)

{tom}: I saw what you did before you got here. To all of them..
{krikky}: What’s that camera gonna do? Catch me lacking?
{tom}: Just a tool.. to help assist me, en tu muerte.

(Krikky pulls a knife out, pointing it at Tom,)

{krikky}: This is what happens to those get in my way..
{tom}: This is how it goes then..

(Wind passes by in they alleyway, making his jacket flow dramatically, as he presses his finger down on the shutter button, he whispers,)

{tom}: Vine, vi, fotografié.

(Tom snapped the camera, shards of glass shoot from everywhere!)
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher (x2)
song by: @spam_b
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by @dg_000
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[P卌PEJAM] 2 {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

*Ring*
📞< WELL...YOU GOT ME.
📞< ...[Ugh]...

*Ring Ring*
📞< I'D BE MAD. BUT...
📞< TRUTHFULLY...
📞< THIZ IZ ZE ONLY WAY IT COULDVE ENDED.
📞< I COULD'VE NEVER "ZAVED" MYZELF. 
📞< IT WAZ ALWAYS GONNA BE LIKE THIZ.
📞< ...I THINK.
📞< I THINK I'M READY TO DIE NOW.

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
📞< AND... WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS.
📞< THANK YOU.
📞< THANK YOU FOR. CARING.
📞< WE'LL MEET AGAIN ZOMEDAY. IM ZURE OF IT.
📞< TSCHÜSS, KATIE. YOU'VE GOT ZTUFF TO DO,
📞< DON'T YOU?

[P卌PEJAM] mus_eternity

This is the “GOD DAMN ϗӬѦ¿” replacement for my GOD DAMN AU the 4Same Puppet! Think at it, Nobody has made an AU where O-Fitzor Q. takes the place of Daki, Potions Maker. I’m completely sane.
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*RING RING RING RING RING RING RING*
📞< ZTAND BEFORE MY OWN TOMB.
📞< AND WEEP.
 
] The world crushes itself, reconstructs itself, and crushes itself yet again.
] “Please, help! Anybody!”, you exclaim.
] …It’s futile. Nobody will ever hear you scream.
] And thus? You are the primordial engine of suffering.
] You shall never die.
] You shall be eternal.
 
] Watch helplessly as entropy consumes you whole.
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thumbnail by: The Ceaseless Watcher
song by: The Ceaseless Watcher
Deltarune by You.
Vocals by @dg_000
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Z29sZiAgYnJhdm8gIGluZGlh

[P卌PEJAM] M[𝖄𝖊𝖘] OW[𝕹𝖔] TOM[𝕭𝖊𝖓] {Deltarune, The Same Same Same Same Puppet}

This is the "Bread the baker. That's me!" replacement
This is what "Kedi Vel - Troubled Receptionist" replaces
for M[yes] OW[no] A[ugh]. "Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet"
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◌ Hey! Uhh... you! There!
◌ You're familiar with the area, right? A local?

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 596

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Yeah???? What is it."

◌ Uh... nothing! I'm just not quite familiar with my surroundings.
◌ You seem about as disoriented as I am, though! Haha! No offense, of course.

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Oh? Disoriented - you say? Why - that's never troubled meeee before! On this whimsical day I shall help you craft a plan so you shall soon prevail! What do you seeeek - Khed Evil?"

◌ My last name is Harley...
◌ Uh, I seek directions, I suppose?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Directions! Shwallapollo! Whyyyy - my good friend Khed Evil - there is much to be seen - much to be desiiiiired! I suppose I could begin our magical wondrous journey with a cleverly timed manatee manoeuvre."

◌ Sir, are you okay?
◌ I asked for directions!

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Oh!!!! Directions! Well - if we are to seek directions in order to enter the house of the Zolgarg - we will have to measure up our optionssss... Hmmmmmmuhmmmmmhummnhmmmmmmmmmmm. I grab out my trusty wrench - ah haa! Fear not - Khed Evil! I shall vanquish the Zolgarg with my wits - tools - and prooooowess!"

◌ You're not making any sense! Just point! Where do I go?!

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Where to go? Oh - poggers! - what an age old question. I suppose I shall study the various cultures of many popular destinations - then I can choose which country I shall move to in order to blend in sufficientlyyyy. I need to see clearer. The void - huuuuuhmhhngmgmhnhnmmmugghghhhmmhguhuh - it's getting to me."

◌ WHAT WAY??!!?!?! WHERE. DO. I. GO?!?!?!?!?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Oh - but a simple conundrum that-"

*Loud Gunshot*

◌ HOLY SHIT?!?!?! 
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
voice and art by @zurtis0curtis

Mack. Shwallapollo! Aughggh... Oughgghg...... Cow Shit. [4Same]

This is the "C°C°C°OME ON!!!<COMEOnin[[. Want A Cookie?✔️] at" replacement
This is what "Theres really nothing wrong here! Nothing wrong here! Nothing wrong!" replaces
for M[yes] OW[no] A[ugh]. "Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet"
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◌ WHAT THE FUCK??? ARE YOU OK??? WHAT HAPPENED???

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 597

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Whaatttt the hippopotamus! fuck??? Why - I could ask the same of you!"

◌ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? WHO ARE YOU??

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"I - ASTERISK pause for dramatic effect ASTERISK - am Mack 2!!!! I have come to aveeeenge my fallen brother in an act of war!!!! - Shwallamarco polo!!!!"

◌ LISTEN... m-maybe we can talk this out! 
◌ I don't know what's happening here. I don't know who your brother is, but I ASSURE you I mean no harm!

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"ASTERISK Readies my Angry Bird Bomb (Patent Pending) ASTERISK"

◌ Oh god. 
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song by @spam_b
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
voice and art by @zurtis0curtis

ENDLESS AMOUNT OF CHEESE - SEIZE THE DAY THE DAY [4Same]

This is the "Accept All" replacement
This is what "::LOW COHESION" replaces
for MY CANT BE BOTHERED TO PASTE THE FITZOR GAG AU.
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◌ Uhh... Mack? Mack 2? Are you there?
◌ I'd really like to talk about some things.

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 598

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"What the?!?!? Wh-who is Mack 2?! I don't know you - I don't know what you want! I only know me and my 2 dead brothers - and that I am the one and the oooonly Mack 3!"

◌ Calm down, please. I'm not here to hurt you... Mack 3? 
◌ It's me, Khed Harley.

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"A-ah... yess! Khed Evil, descendant of my long lost second brother Khed Harley! I assumed you were dead too - that yooouuu would ASTERISK NEVER ASTERISK come back! Aha!"

◌ … close enough, I guess.
◌ I need to ask you something.
◌ Just WHAT are you? What are you doing... here? 
◌ Why do you keep getting shot, and how do you keep coming back to life?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Getting shot? Coming back - b-back to LIFE?! WHATTTT?!?! Oh my golly gee shwallapillikers! I have never heard... such - suchhh balderdash in my 9 llllives!" 

◌ Right...

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"To be truthful - however - Khed EVIL.. I am hiding. euhhghughbuhhuhhhhghghghhgghhuhhg… they won't stop at ASTERISK nothing ASTERISK to hunt ME! Mack numerical 3!!! They have taken my brothers... a-and I am afraid I may be next. Poggies!"


◌ Hiding? From who? Are these the ones who shot your "brothers?"

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"SHOT?! My - oh my... h-h-how i-insensitive! Preposterous!!! Well I never! I do not know how my brothers were felled... ASTERISK sigh ASTERISK - that was oh so - long - ago. Those. Them... however. Yes. They are after me - and I have been hidingggg many-a-years! You have to ASTERISK HELP ASTERISK me! K-khed E-e-vil!"

◌ Help? How am I meant to help you?

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh! Shwalla-a-a-poggies!!! Yes! I though thou shalt hadst never asked! Make haste! We - d-d-d-do - not have... ASTERISK much ASTERISK ASTERISK time ASTERISK ! I shall give thou thee thy map! - and this *seed*! Take it t-to the-e ASTERISK SHORELINE ASTERISK ! Quickly now, my dear - Khed Evil - foooor they are surely soon to-"

*Loud Gunshot*

◌ AGH! FUCK!
◌ O-oh...
◌ Right... well. I'm never getting used to that.
◌ I suppose it's all up to me, now.
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
 art by @zurtis0curtis

*s [4Same]

This is the "No Equivalent" replacement
This is what "!!__EEDEN__!!" replaces
for my flippity floppity AU, 'Deltarune:
That's right. I'm Toby!
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◌ … How did I get here, again?
◌ I was supposed to be the one asking for help, and yet, here I am…
◌ … helping some random stranger I met in the middle of nowhere.
◌ I guess I just can’t say no, can I?
◌ He may have a screw loose… or two… or… three… BUT.
◌ I can’t just ignore someone facing such a horrible situation!
◌ Surely there’s nothing wrong with helping someone who’s spent their entire life being hunted and shot down?!
*Faint Gunshot*
◌ Eugh…
◌ No, there’s nothing wrong with it. There’s nothing wrong at all. I NEED to do this.
◌ Well, this cart should take me to the shoreline.
◌ It’s now or never.
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
art by @zurtis0curtis

] gaarden [ [4Same]

mashup of Brain Tickler 1 https://soundcloud.com/pajama-sam-ost/39-brain-tickler-1
with Maxx I. E.'s Vocals https://soundcloud.com/thebowserpuppet/knowledge-is-power
yeah i know meditated is spelt wrong but WHO CARES. would you?
art by @zurtis0curtis


De-escalation Attempt
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I do not wish to instigate conflict, "Mack".

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539)
Chat History has a current token length of 999

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Now, "Maxx I. E." that we're covering some groundwork, I believe pummeling some rocks down into the basket with nothing less than vivpamned assault should work... until proper equilibrium is achieved, after which we can facilitate our entryway inside connected to the opposite ropeway along with the storeys and ascend quickly as plumages' fly. Dirt monkey drops were always excellent practice for stoning. That way, we'll gnaw our entrance up. Ping! Ping!

Putting those tips to work yields vigorous results how would Levigate Mike Pence bail? Into LightingDank's home superb fast! So, one load of rocks going up, plus our ride up is ready to go! Heading north to Darkness's Rulership! SHWA-LA-POLLO! Fuck you and everything you stand before. Bird bombs - Whiiiccchhhh I patented legally with a wonderous rubix cube. Go!"

What
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What the fuck does that mean.

Pr I. E. Meditated Murder

This is the "Do you REALLY want to ascend?" replacement
This is the track before the track that "_THE_ANGEL'S_WARNING" replaces
for Goodmye.
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CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 601
Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
“ASTERISK HUFF… PUFF… ASTERISK Khed! My indubitably wonderful friend! You - ASTERISK HUFF ASTERISK - you did it! You finally planted the seed! Poggies!!!”

◌ … Did you run all the way here? There’s a cart, you know.
◌ How is this seed so important, anyway? You never explained it to me.

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
“Listen ASTERISK ASTERISK HUFF LISTEN ASTERISK - oh-KAY. I - Mack 5… do not have muuuuch time left on this ASTERISK PLANET! ASTERISK If that seed is not plannnnteeeedd I ASTERISK WILL ASTERISK die on my ninth! It is indubitably crucially ASTERISK ABSOLUTELY ASTERISK important that I am to be reborn upon-“

*Loud Gunshot*

◌ What the- hey! Come back, please!
◌ You need to tell me what’s going on here!

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 602

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
“Well, Khed Weevil! By my 4 broth-“
*Loud Gunshot*

◌ Huh?!?!

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 603

Asking ChatGPT a question...
*Loud Gunshot*

◌ MACK!!! WHAT’S GOING ON???

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 604

*Loud Gunshot*

◌ M-Mack…?!

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 605 
Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!

“• His body just lays there. Motionless.
• Suddenly! The seeds begin to sprout! The fruit of Mack 9’s labour has finally come to fruition!
• Twisting and turning - piercing and cutting. The vines cut through flesh - rooting themselves to the shape of his innards. 
• Out from the pinnacle of the vines blooms a flower. And another - and ASTERISK another. ASTERISK From the greatest blossom of all blooms the face of its host.
• “Shwallapollo!” He says. “Khed Evil! I’m finally reborn!” But there is a hint of worry in his eyes.
• “This cannot last forever - Khed. This is my ninth and final life.” He looks into Khed.
• He looks through Khed. He looks - ASTERISK he leers ASTERISK at them.
• “They will come for me again. As they always do. When I am out of lives - what am I to do? Why - I need ASTERISK another. ASTERISK”
• “Yours.””
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing and art by @theceaselesswatcher

I FEEL LIKE A CHAMPION [4Same]

This is the "Cookie Coast" replacement
This is what "No Equivalent" replaces
for my my.
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• The sand bites at your feet like tiny piranhas.
• At least, you get the impression it’s biting at your feet. You can’t tell if you’re even looking down anymore.
• You fix your gaze on a cloud and look towards the sand… but the cloud never leaves your sight. It’s like it’s pasted itself onto the sand, burnt into your vision.
• Looking forward once more, you feel the horizon getting closer, yet farther again. Like the very end of all expanse is physically pushing against you and choking your mind.
• Despite it all, though, you feel like you’re getting closer.
• You can’t place it at any specific location, but the end of the shore at least takes up a greater volume of the sludge that is your vision than it did before.
• Press on. It won’t be long before you can plant that seed.
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song by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @theceaselesswatcher

Truths Levigiation [4Same]

This is the "CCCLX°DEGREES" replacement
This is what "THAT I 👊 👆 👈 👈 ✊ FEAR" replaces
for Myers Briggs Type Indicator.
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Asking ChatGPT a question... we got an answer!
“• “Only you can help me break the ASTERISK cycle. ASTERISK”
• “I need this - more than you ASTERISK ever ASTERISK could imagine.””

• The NINTH LIFE’s roots grab ahold of you for dear lives.
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song by @spam_b
writing and art by @theceaselesswatcher 

motifs/vocals used in this are by:
@gvain-zombie
@nateplays2
@planetjars AND NOBODY ELSE
@sillierfish
@december-pesto
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CHROMIE:
oh so this event just got cancelled damn

ZURTIS:
zurtis

COMPACT:
. ..to answer your question City, the word "oven" wasn’t derived from the words "of" and "in", it was derived from the Old English word "ofen", so that’s why.

THE CEASELESS WATCHER:
maybe the real corns were the dogs we made along the way

CHROMIE: 
what the fuck guys

2 POUNDS OF １ ţσ ➀０ у𝔼ⓐℝ𝓈 Į𝐌ρŘ𝐈ˢ𝕠𝓝ｍ𝓔ᶰ𝓉  [4Same]

This is the “GIVE ME A HAMBURGER” replacement for my… actually somewhat new and original AU, for once? “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse”. The Other Puppet is based on character parralels. Shielle and Reissit have more parralels than Daki and Reissit in 4Same. Apply The Other Puppet to 4Same using this logic. Realize that it's hard to think of a good Kris role with direct swaps. Make it a shift. Shielle -> Reissit -> Daki -> Queen -> Shielle. Profit. Vanilla Extract.
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REILI: Argh! Where did that rapscallion Dacharie throw me to this time?
REILI: …An alley? They’re really running out of ideas, huh. Say, what’s that on the wall?

Inspect > Poster

REILI: Dacharie’s doing POSTERS now?! Young people nowadays, jeez. Who’s that on the poster, anyway? 
REILI: What is this for anyway?! Damn "War" ended centuries ago! 

[You hear distant trumpets.]

REILI: …What!? What’s that noise?!

[The trumpets are getting closer.]
REILI: WHO ARE YOU!? REVEAL YOURSELF THIS INSTANT! 

REILI: Are the Monguls invading?!

[The trumpets are blaring.]

REILI: IF YOU DON'T REVEAL YOURSELF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!

[Your ears are actually hurting now.] 

REILI: UH..
REILI: LOOK!! IF YOU REVEAL YOURSELF I’LL... GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER!!!

[The trumpets stopped immediately.]
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art by @zurtis0curtis
Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @shree_mp3 and @epik-bruh

[PIPEJAM 1 + 9 - 8 + 4] WE WANT YOU FOR THE O. G. ARMY [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is the "Reissit, the Wizard" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". The polls yearn for your input.
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 Round 1: Disinformation VS Agenda Setting
 [disinformation]------------ ] 44.2%
 [agenda setting]------------ ] 55.8%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 YOU.
 You there.
 Listen closely.
 
 REILI: So YOU'RE the source of all that blasted noise...
 REILI: What do you want, pale freak?
 
 Round 2: Join the Crowd VS Information Overload
 [join the crowd]-------------- ] 60.1%
 [information overload]------- ] 39.9%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your power.
 Has been recognized.
 You WILL join Dacharie's O.G. Army.
 And serve among many other mighty warriors.
 Your comrades await your great power.
 
 REILI: Bah! I have no need for recognition by mere simpletons.
 REILI: Your "army" has no forces to fight against, fool.
 REILI: Buzz off.
 
 Round 3: Flak VS Foot in the Door
 [flak]------------------------ ] 57.6%
 [foot in the door]------------ ] 42.4%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Mundane simpleton.
 You know not the forces of greatness.
 Not known even if it hit you on your hairless head.
 Weakling.
 
 REILI: HOW DARE YOU!
 REILI: I'M NOT BALD!
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 art by @zurtis0curtis
song by @shree_mp3
writing by @epik_bruh
voice by @zurtis0curtis too hi
 Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @shree_mp3 and @epik-bruh <-(WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING HERE)

[senoks mom birthjam] Shiellina, Extraction And Enlistment [The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is the "Scream Thei-r Scream Thei-r Scream Thei-r r-egrets afte" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Wonderful quotes to remember for the rest of your life.
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 Round 1: Rationalization VS Gish Gallop
 [rationalization]------------ ] 45.9%
 [gish gallop]----------------- ] 54.1%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 The Army serves a righteous cause.
 Outside forces must be disposed of.
 Wicked causes MUST be snuffed!
 With your power and might, our self-image shall be CURED!
 Those who curse us shall be taught a lesson.
 And those who fought for this force,
 Shall NOT have died in vain!
 ... Benefits are plenty.
 
 REILI: Your psychic attacks have no effect upon me!
 REILI: Now, face the might of a truly great warrior!!
 REILI: AVANDI SUPPRANUS!
 
 Round 2: Pensée Unique vs Milieu Control
 [pensée unique]---------------- ] 27.3%
 [milieu control]----------------- ] 72.7%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your words mean as little as your actions.
 What kind of creature ARE you...??
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 art and voice by @zurtis0curtis
song by @realkyree
 Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyree and @epik-bruh <-(WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING HERE)

[glooby jam] PAINT US/me/YOU/them AS DEMONS! MAKING US/me/YOU/them ALL THE DEMONS!

This is the "Try Again Later" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Surely you can think of a quirkier comment than that. Surely.
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 Round 1: FUD VS Euphemism
 [fud]-------------------------------------- ] 41.0%
 [euphemism]----------------------------- ] 59.0%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 What has lead you to re-convene here?
 
 REILI: Gah!!
 REILI: What the hell are you doing here!?
 REILI: I have a QUEST to complete. I'm not here to waste my time with you any longer.
 
 Round 2: Glittering Generalities VS Firehose of Falsehood
 [glittering generalities]------------------ ] 58.3%
 [firehose of falsehood]------------------ ] 41.7%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your passion towards your goal is.
 Quite admirable.
 Truly devoted to your cause. You are.
 Exemplary.
 
 REILI: Hmph. Simple flattery will not win me over.
 
 Round 3: Paltering VS Pensée Unique
 [paltering]----------------------------- ] 72.4%
 [pensée unique]----------------------- ] 27.6%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 I need you, Reili. (R: WHAT???)
 Nobody else can help me with this.
 But you.
 YOUR POWER, Reili!
 It can save the WORLD!
 
 REILI: Yes, yes, I already knew that.
 REILI: So what?
 
 Round 4: Intentional Vagueness VS Latitudes of Acceptance
 [intentional vagueness]-------------- ] 37.7%
 [latitudes of acceptance]------------ ] 62.3%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your power derives from your role.
 In your quest.
 What will become of you when it is completed?
 
 REILI: Hah! Well, that's obvious!
 REILI: I shall...
 REILI: Um... I will...
 REILI: ... I-I'll figure it out later!
 
 Round 5: Gaslighting VS Half Truth
 [gaslighting]----------------------- ] 74.3%
 [half truth]------------------------ ] 25.7%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 You have no plans.
 Your ecstasy and pride will run dry.
 Follow me, and I will give you purpose.
 As you shall give me purpose.
 
 REILI: ... Purpose?
 
 Round 6: Demoralization VS Half Truth
 [demoralization]---------------- ] 48.0%
 [half truth]---------------------- ] 52.0%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 Your words have given me much thought.
 I feel directed towards one goal.
 But without that goal... What am I?
 So, soldier... Your first job.
 Venture the lands for a vessel.
 That I may inhabit.
 Search for their prescence, then...
 Plunge your hand into the dirt. Seize their soul.
 And bring it to me.
 Your search for my purpose, thus.
 Gives you purpose. Meaning. POWER.
 
 REILI: ...
 REILI: FINE. But only because I'm feeling generous.
 REILI: And I'm getting tired of your constant chatter.
 
 Round 7: FUD VS Agenda Setting
 [fud]--------------------------- ] 100%
 [agenda setting]--------------- ] 0%
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 🔳 shiellina 🔁 dacharie
 You're one to talk.
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 art by @zurtis0curtis
 dialogue by @epik-bruh just realized i forgot to credit them in nyctba
 Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyree and @epik-bruh <-(writer of all textwalls yaaaaaaaawn)

[jamjam] Momentarily Not Available [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is the "Damned Refrigerator" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". spoopy
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[Your search leads you here.]
[Obviously, this is where you would find the most souls.]
[That blasted spirit's voice still echos in your head.]
[Whispering promises too great to ignore.]

[You reference your wand.]
[Hand outstretched, you plunge it into the ground before you.]
[The strongest vessel. The most suitable.]
[You bring it up to your eyes.]
[Heaven boils over.]
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song and thumbnail by @kristheyogamekris
writing by @epik-bruh
Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyree and @epik-bruh <-(WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING HERE)

[pipepipe] Heaven Boils Over [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

 This is the "[deleted]" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Remember what was lost.
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 [Memories flash through your head.]
 [All too familiar.]
 [A panorama of a person you never thought you'd see.]
 [A smug, smiling face. That hideous laugh.]
 [Her hand in yours.]
 
 REILI: Oh... gods above...
 REILI: I-It can't be...
 
 [Your closest companion. The only person to breach your impenetrable defenses.]
 [Alive one moment. Dead the next.]
 
 REILI: No no no...
 REILI: S-She can't be... She can't be...
 
 [Your breathing quickened.]
 [The facade forgotten.]
 
 REILI: No...
 REILI: Quinn...
 
 [You grasp her soul tighter.]
 [The only piece of humanity you have.]
 
 REILI: ... I-I can't let her-
 
 Round 1: Foot in the Door VS Milieu Control
 [foot in the door]------------- ] 55.5%
 [milieu control]--------------- ] 44.5%
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 🔳 shiellina
 Can't let me what?
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 art by @zurtis0curtis
 Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @shree_mp3 and @epik-bruh <-(WHO IS THIS GUY WHY DOES HE KEEP APPEARING HERE)

[groovy jam] Found Her [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is... also the "[deleted]" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Lose what you have remembered.
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Round 1: Beautiful People VS Operant Conditioning
[beautiful people]--------------------- ] 51.9%
[operant conditioning]--------------- ] 48.1%
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🔳 shiellina
Well done, Reili.
Truly wonderful.
Your purpose continues. My purpose is born.
The cycle is fulfilled.

REILI: Y-Yes... hahaha...
REILI: Nothing more to be expected... from one as great as I!

Round 2: Inevitable Victory VS Obfuscation
[inevitable victory]----------------- ] 52.3%
[obfuscation]------------------------ ] 47.7%
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🔳 shiellina
We shall both obtain what we want here.
Our partnership shall be glorious.
I commend you, O great sorcerer.

[It felt wrong. Being praised... felt wrong.]
[Your heart was at war. Between the one in front of you, who knew all the right things to say...]
[And the one you held in your hands... who knew all the right things to say.]

REILI: But, ah, heheh... this soul is... not the one I was looking for.
REILI: I... I... made a simple... m-mistake.
REILI: I'll just... put this one back, and-

Round 3: Milieu Control VS Flag Waving
[milieu control]------------------- ] 52.2%
[flag waving]---------------------- ] 47.8%
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🔳 shiellina
Oh no. That is the right one.
I feel its power too.
Haha...
Hand it over, soldier.
That's an order.

REILI: ....... N-No.
REILI: I can't part with this one.
REILI: So I'll actually be taking it with me.
REILI: Ha ha... What'll you do about that, huh!?

Round 4: Divide and Rule VS Appeal to Fear
[divide and rule]---------------- ] 46%
[appeal to fear]----------------- ] 54%
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🔳 shiellina
This.

[Before you could even react, she leapt forward, eye glowing...]
[And snatched Quinn's soul right out of your hand.]

REILI: NO!!
REILI: GIVE HER BACK, YOU-!

[In one swift move, she plunged the soul into her body.]
[Her red eye glowed even brighter.]
[Your heart sank. Plummeted into the depths of an overflowing feeling of sorrow.]

REILI: You... w-what...?

Round 5: Disinformation VS Flak
[disinformation]---------------- ] 46.2%
[flak]--------------------------- ] 53.8%
ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ¹⁹⁸⁸ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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🔳 shiellina
You foolish, foolish wizard.
You were so easy to string along.
I have no need of another vessel.
All I have need of is PURPOSE.
Purpose which you have given me.
You have truly unveiled the hatred within my heart.
For those who act just like you.
How PATHETIC. I had really thought you were as great as you said.
But you're just as weak as the rest of them.

REILI: D-Damn you...
REILI: I... I won't let you take her!

[You brandish your wand in a hopefully heroic manner.]

Round 6: Dictat VS Framing
[dictat]------------------------ ] 46.3%
[framing]---------------------- ] 53.7%
ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ²¹⁰⁰ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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🔳 shiellina
Hahaha.
You disgust me.
Still putting on a show. Your manners betray your emotions.
Die with the rest of this abhorrent world.
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art by @kristheyogamekris and @zurtis0curtis
writing by @epik-bruh
song by @realkyree

[jampipe] BASILICA OF ST. MARY MAJOR [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

This is the "ANEW MAXIMUM ~ Black ʖ𝙹⚍リᓵᒷ" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Your regrets cry out. You offer them nothing.
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[You grasp the soul in your hands.]

[You feel nothing.]

Round 1: Demonizing the Enemy VS Join the Crowd
[demonizing the enemy]------------- ] 48.7%
[join the crowd]----------------------- ] 51.3%
ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ¹⁷⁹⁴ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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🔳 shiellina
Oh? How interesting.
Haha... Seems we really are the same, after all.
You ask for power. You get none.
You take it for yourself.
The world scorns you. You destroy it in return.
Bending fate to your will against its desires.
What wretched beings we are.

REILI: Quiet, wench. I'm trying to focus.
REILI: On ending your pathetic existence.
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we just did this right now i think
art and voice by @zurtis0curtis
writing by @epik-bruh
song by @kristheyogamekris
Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyree and @epik-bruh <-(doesnt really use tumblr that much)

[billiejam] REBIRTH OF THE DEVIL LIZARD + ʍąɾąղą×ʍąӀą× [Deltarune: 4Same: Another Curse]

This is DEFINITELY the "COMPACTSTAR DISS TRACK" replacement. The original track was a 2023 demo, here's the full song.
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this is the best thing ive ever made -chromie
spunch bob -spunch
i am jay z -jay z
my name is kanye west -kanye west
i am kendrick lamar -kendrick lamar


[THIS IS PIPEJAM 6! THIS IS! YUP!] CompactStar Diss Track (With Spunch Bob, Jay Z, Kanye West, Kendrick Lamar)

This is the "MY ∷ᒷʖ╎∷ℸ ̣ ⍑" au, "Deltarune The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse". Tumble into deez nuts.
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FINAL ROUND: Guilt by Association VS Cult of Personality
[guilt by association]---------------- ] 50%
[cult of personality]----------------- ] 50%
ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡ ᴿᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ⁶⁶⁶⁶ ᵛᵒᵗᵉˢ
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🔳 shiellina 🔁 quinn
The spirit of spite flows within me.
I shall not be satiated until the whole world burns.
The faces of their hate reflect upon my psyche.
I am Armageddon.
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art and voice by @zurtis0curtis
writing by @epik-bruh
song by @realkyree
Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet: Another Curse is by @kristheyogamekris, @zurtis0curtis, @realkyreeand @epik-bruh <-(guy who still thinks deez nuts jokes are funny)

[dakijam] FACE OF THEIR ɮɦʊʊɖɛֆƈօɨռʋɨֆʊʊ [Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet: Another Curse]

THLOTTT PLEASEEE THLOT GIVE US OUR CAKES BACK PLEASEEE THLOT
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banner/pfp done by @realkyree and @zurtis0curtis

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