Beautiful Day Part 3

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Creed Disses Tony Cortina

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Look at me now, such a popular beat, lemme see if I can do this properly
cuz I'm probably,
gonna beat this beat into submission, listen, I believe

I can make what's mainstream lately
seem lazy, by the way I drown a beat
in a flow so cold like a mountain-top, yep you know that part right around the peak

I'm bound to be found at the top till I drop dead, but as long as I got time on the clock,
Ima rock Woodstock like Limp Bizkit did. Treat the microphone like a blunt then hit this

Get lifted, get lit, get so high you thought you died'n drifted to Heaven
Inhale vapor, burn paper, get baked in my V8 Camaro, rev it

Wanna get a little taste of greatness? Ok then, friend come get it
"Thats what she said" thats bullshit, I wanna meet this "she" who said it

And when I see her, Ima greet her with my weener out like I forgot to check it
Expect this: ima wreck this like a fast car on Dale Earnhardts checklist

Check it off, been there done that, come back with the bat Ozzy made headless
Make a big list of the chicks I had sex with then name said list, "Endless"

The way I convey my wordplay may take ur brain days to make like a rake and leave
Basically, you lost ur mind to the rhyme I spit, you may need to take a seat

Yo my name is Tony, lemme get goin, I'm flowin and rollin to the beat while she's blowin me
I can rhyme at the drop of a dime you can't find a mind like mine so why try to fool with me?

Ratatatat, tap dance on ur bitch ass, sit back, hit this plant, lit like a big lamp
shit man, im notta big shot, a big shot can miss shots, but I can't, ima hitman

Take another motherfuckin look at the pants u pissed in
Cut ya like a razor blade wristband,
Tryna go toe-to-toe with Tony on a microphone. bro please don't, u know its a shit plan

Every time I touch a microphone I blow up the room like i chew dynamite bubblegum
Ima son of gun, so my dad had to be a straight shooter when he told me I'm troublesome

They told me its impossible to find a word that rhymes with "Burger" so I said, 
"Before I killed Herbert he murmered, 'murder!' Hes cold like sherbert so for sure he's dead"

I got the cocaine flow, let the propane blow while I bulldoze the beat with what I wrote
Cuz I know I show unparalleled skill, gimme an  adderal pill and im ready to go

I'm better than most, almost better than all when it comes to lyrical dexterity 
I don't drink pop, or pop my collar, but I do pop corn, pills and, yes, cherries

I'm kind of the clown of Crown Point, not afraid make a song about every girl in that bitch,
Beautiful Day was the name of the track I made that made every single boyfriend jealous

Big or little, fat or thin, don't think I wont shrink your ass like an acronym,
Anybody waitin to go after me is backstage like, "I aint goin after him"

Back in the day, I was a dog, all day long couldn't keep them paws off of me 
Then I got sent to Alaska, askin, borderline harassin, girls who aint callin me

(In Lil Wayne voice)
Man fuck these bitch ass rappers how y'all doin? I'm lil Tunechi, ima nuisance, I am stupid, I am dumb like the 3 stooges. I'm not amusin, I'm shit, when it comes to rap I cannot do this. Got a bitch that play in movies in my Jacuzzi... (back to me) please excuse me but

Lil Waynes gotta lil brain, yes im hatin, but I'm just sayin 
I could do a better verse in my sleep, but enough of that, back to the task at hand

You can rap fast, but it don't mean much,
if ya gotta poor raps, call that "bum rush"

Alec Perez, hates Rick Ross
so I call him Smart Alec of course

Ill wear a wool hat, before I start from scratch,
This rap's like a mean donkey, badass

Kiss my ass, I'm so funny
What I just said was so tongue-in-cheek

Fight tooth-and-nail to get what I want,
Like I wanna be dentist at a salon

I draw the line like im Van Gogh,
I gotta mailman flow, I push  envelope, oh no

I'm outta control like I lost the remote,
"I wish you would" no I bet you wont

When I kicked ur ass, my foot got stuck
Now ur pullin my leg, no joke, you suck

Don't fuck with me, ive had enough
like ceiling sex, ill fuck you up

Fling a hatchet at ya, right in the mouth,
Thats accidental (axe, dental) look at me now

Im Tony (toe-knee), cuz I got a leg up,
on most you chumps, I'm gettin fed up

like I ate the sky, my oh my
I light up more than 4th of July

Enough of these corny metaphors, I'm bored (board) like a two by four, I take a bow 
Took a stab at the beat, put away my sword. Seeya later baby but look at me now 


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