Carpool String Theory

Amos Henry tries to impress Louisa by casually mentioning AGAIN that he has bunk beds. Then he just completely & totally blows it.

Carpool Conversations: Impress the Girl FAIL

Liam got in the car this morning with a list of things he did not want to talk about. Sweaters, cardinal directions, and...

Carpool Conversations: Spankin Butts

Amos Henry is such a man of faith while Liam continues to question it all. (Also, Amos Henry's completely jealous & indignant "cuz BOYS" response to why Louisa is celebrating Blue & White is cute.)

Carpool Conversations: Pep Rally 101

This happens every time we drive past Crawdad Hole Jr.

Booker Bonus Track: I get snowballs, Mama, snowballs.

Why...WHY?!...does Amos Henry insist on telling his puke stories to poor Louisa? I can only guess he's going for the sympathy vote??

Carpool Conversations: That was not awesome

It's no secret that I love my town and one of the main reasons why is because my home phone number is one digit different from the Sheriff's dept. We get calls for the Sheriff ALL THE TIME. Mostly people immediately realize I'm not the Sheriff but sometimes they don't and will tell me about cows in the road or just start screaming that such-and-such is down at so-and-so's house again and I need to come get them to go on home. Sometimes, I get Sheriff dept butt-dialed by people who don't actually need the Sheriff but have him programmed into their phone. These are the two latest messages that I've gotten in the last 2 days. One is an intentional Sheriff dept call from a night or two ago and she actually needed the Sheriff. The other is a Sheriff dept butt-dial from this afternoon and they just needed some cheaper sausage.

Sheriff Dept/Sausage Prices

Booker asks to go to Sonic (at 7:46 am) and Louisa makes the mistake of letting it slip that she isn’t so hot on Sonic.  Amos Henry thinks she’s just not comprehending the word “Sonic” and tries to explain to her what it is while Liam is completely dumbfounded by this revelation about her. At one point, Liam is so flabbergasted that he is rendered speechless,”How do you….?!?!”

Louisa never gets the chance to explain why she doesn’t like Sonic.

Coulter Fussell