@postmanpedro: What fuckin planet am I on?

2022

Went and put a donk on the old Lloyds TSB advert.

Free DL on the 'buy' link :)

Lloyds TSDonk

the donnies @traxhaven160 kindly let me release some 170 nonsense on their excellent label <3

bandcamp

Absolute Murder [f/c Council Trax 3]

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KAKE - BOYZ IN DA KLUB (Free DL)

I'M NOT ON DRUGS I'M ON PILLS FOR GOD SAKE

DVR - Yoshi (Prod.by MODESTJAMES)

put a donk on the classic uk hiphop banger YEAH by the dons Dead Players ! avin it 

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Dead Players - Yeah (dOnk bOOtlEg) !!FREE DL!!

The collab you didn’t know you needed and the refix of Christina Milian you didn't know you wanted, until now! 

DJ Can't Say No and Spice Ranger with a big, booty bouncin', Bootleg to get you partying from the AM to PM. 

Show the artists some love: 
@https://soundcloud.com/djcantsayno
@https://soundcloud.com/spice-ranger

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Christina Milian - AM To PM (DJ Can't Say No x Spice Ranger Bootleg)

Ravaged by negative audio, broken and crumbled a desolate dimension stands.

Rift travellers use this old realm as a pass thorough to more vibrant destinations, they choose not to stay in fear of dark forces that still remain, they do so wisely.

This was common practice until one traveller, rumoured to be named Gullyteen, chose to not only to stay but to bring with them, colour.

Will this be enough to stand up to the force at play in our forgotten land?

Mystic Kick

Lifted Blister

Gullyteen - Lifted Blister

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Ever wondered what would happen if you put lost woods from Zelda and Milkshake by Kelis together?
Well wonder no more! Head down to the lost woods and grab a milkshake while your there

https://soundcloud.com/g-whizz-hbk

Kelis - Milkshake (G-Whizz & DJ Wobz Bootleg) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Dead Players - Yeah (Spice Ranger Bootleg)

IM DAT GUY

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https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JkFMIpybo3__pJVoe29ThP5iDoWAHcUM?usp=sharing

CARLY RAVE JEPSEN (FREE DL)

320: https://hypeddit.com/8vuu0h

Free WAV download at bandcamp on the Count Donkula vs Flextime: Spread 2 Thin EP https://beatrootrecords.bandcamp.com/album/spread-2-thin

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Count Donkula Vs Flextime - Core Ya Donk

1st place winner for December. It's a reggae classic with a BANGING DONK.
Again I can't remember who suggested this one so if it was you let us know!
FREE DOWNLOAD AS ALWAYS.

UPTOWN TOP DONKING 1st place WINNER 4 Dec. (FREE D/L)

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JOYRYDE - SELECTA 19 (M-Project Flip) *** Free DL ***

AS IF YOU CHOSE WHATS NEW SCOOBY FUCKING DO OVER THIS ACTUAL BANGER!? Well anyways... CONGRATULATIONS Nadia yet again one of your suggestions has made it into the top 3. Wish I had ended the whole thing on this track would have been very classy but you can't win em all. Also shout out to Simon Jones of the 'Simon Jones Chillout Donk Experience' Who I learned had already touched on this concept how ever I had already made the track at this point and I reckon my version slaps harder. But you can listen to his version here and make your own mind up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHI37wNFYRs&ab_channel=ChemtrailPartyMix

WE'LL DONK AGAIN! (DONK KNOW WHERE, DONK KNOW WHEN) 2nd place for Sep 2020 FREE DL

Far too lazy (and tight) to put up much stuff here, but will try and change it now and again.

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all lovingly brought to you by a flabby vampire who thinks they are a goth girl in the 90s, count donkula's productions bring together donks, hardcore, hard house, rave, electro, gabber kicks & amen breaks, with dj sets finding their way to chiptune, sea shanties, black metal, field recordings and pretty much anything else 
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part of @forestoperations and @bristoldonkcollective

one of @kandypoppaz with @antalgic_dj
also one of @macncheeseuk with @makimak_music


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