Dumb little playlist for dumb little me♡

whore (2nd account)

Sink or Swim

That Kid X Ayesha Erotica - Taco Bell BGV

Shitzu (Ayesha Erotica)

Alone (Background Vocals)

Rihanna and Eminem - Monster - Trap Remix
Video coming soon!

I'm Friends With A Monster

Mommy long legs- Sorority girls (sped up)

bathroom bitch but its nightcore/sped up

Wet - Dazey and the Scouts

Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

I look so cute and pink!
I'm at your door I think
But this is not a standard love letter delivery!
I'm a greeting feline missionary

Hello Kitty has come to your front lawn!
We're here to tell you bout miracles that she has done
Like did you know she created all colors?
When she was born and destroyed the world on accident

We're sure to you that that sounds a bit violent
In your suburban 3 bedroom barbie house
With a dog and two and a half daughters
But we assure you! She's harmless when not ticked off

Hello Kitty will come to your front lawn!
She will compel you to look cute and do her bidding
Like us kittens, for we represent her
Thirst for expansion and rhinestoning all you love

Sing with us as we sing all her praises!
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please be interested
Your soul's style is at risk for damnation (That's right)
Really really real damnation 
Your color vision is thanks to Hello Kitty (Mhmm. that's true actually)
Thank her because they're so pretty
We have pamphlets if you are interested 
Please please please please
Please Please Please be interested 

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Repeat after me kitties!
We are definitely, absolutely, and totally not a cult!
Hello Kitty and all related characters are copyright of Sanrio Incorporated, and the views expressed in this song are not those of Sanrio Incorporated or any other affiliated properties.
Sanrio Incorporated does not share the views of the Church of Latter-day Kitties, and they are not associated in any professional manor
Sanrio Incorporated's lawyers have sent a cease and desist to the Church in question, for infringement of copyrighted material not falling under the category of fair use

Hello Kitty is god and I love her!
She'll love you too for the low low price of one human soul!
Hello Kitty I love and adore her!
She'll love you too if you smile bright and buy all her merch 
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch
Oh oh oh-woah oh! Oh-oh oh oh!
La la lala, la la la, buy all her merch

Scene Sixteen

Join my cult to Hello Kitty!

I've got school in the morning but I couldn't really care
Right now I'm doing makeup and im teasing up my hair
Picking out an outfit and a little matching set
Prying eyes love me I'm so gorgeously upset
So come online tonight cause I've got a new schtick
So horny for attention I'll pretend to like your-

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace 


Anonymous star of Omegle dot com
The Headlining freakshow of Stickydrama
Cause hopeless romanticism is something you can sell
I'm cashing in on crying I'm the beautiful unwell

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Maya Malice

Got my graphic tee and jeans on hella tight
Diamond necklace on with studded belts we gettin wild tonight
Six digits on my friends list got me seeing stars
Seatbelts off, call the cops
(Wait, who’s driving the car?)

All these haters call me crazy ‘cause they wish they were me
Never know about the things that they never see
Party’s over, all alone, laying on the floor
(But that’s the life that you live when you’re a MySpace whore)

Let's rage like we're scene kids in 2004
There's perfume in the air and there's glitter on the floor
Lights Camera Action for the webcam world
Let's stream it all on Stickam like a myspace whore

Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace whore
Like a myspace

MYSPACE WHORE!!! (feat. Maya Malice) (Album Version)

It was a classic raver romance
If there's ever such a trope
She was a neon yellow 
Cutie and was showing friends the ropes 

The DJ played a song I hadn't heard
In quite a while
Then BOOM like bass the butterflies
Cause I got to see her smile 

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do

She knew my band my face
We shared the same horrific taste
It was amazing hearing 
All her eclectic habits were mine

This girl could be my bride
We see exactly eye to
I am close to exploding
I've never loved no one this much before

She gave me a bracelet 
With a painted lady charm
She told me it's different from Monarchs
But really I just love to hear her talk

She said PLUR with a kiss
I can still taste her lipstick
And margaritas and the 
Fruity drinks she's helping me to try

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you? 

It's those damn butterflies
I feel so fuckin high 
I can't keep the rhythm going
Steady when my hearts so damn fast

And I know I need to act
Cause girl like ribbon wings you're floating
Just above my desperate empty grasp

Darling you make me sick
You're laugh's parasitic
I can feel you growing on me
With every single fleeting dance

So come here girl
Let's make tonight
The first time of 
A million times

So come here girl
Let's make tonight
The first time of
A thousand times

It's those damn butterflies
We touch and I can fly
So come here girl
Let's make tonight 
The first time of
A thousand times

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you? 

Why's it always butterflies and sweet perfume 
When I'm around you? 
What's it you've always got that makes me go wild,
Like you want me to?
And when you see my face do you feel the same way
That I do
Why's it always butterflies in stomachs lined with wine
When I'm around you?

(im such a fraud i am literally not romantic at all)

Dumb little playlist for dumb little me♡

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