CAST:

SuperThingsOnCups as Creepy Black and Lost Silver
WoodenHornets as BRVR
Felcool121 as Lavender Town Syndrome

LYRICS:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
LOST SILVER!
VS!
CREEPY BLACK!
BEGIN!

Creepy Black:
It’s time to kill a faggot who lost both of his arms,
I’m the creepy black ghost, get ready to be harmed.
Why do you look like a emo in fucking black & fucking white?
I’m the best pokemon, get out of my fucking sight.
I kill pokemon, all you did was kill yourself,
why am i battling you when i could face a little ben elf.
You’re just an emo pokemon trainer who can’t write a good verse,
now time to end this battle. GO GHOST USE CURSE!

Lost Silver:
Excuse me, but how are you gonna beat the best pokemon trainer?
I have all badges, pokemon, heck, i’m even rich on Pokedollars.
Oh, you made it to my sign? you better turn back now or you’re dead,
yes, i may have lost my head but at least i get more head.
You only have one shitty move where you use curse,
your game is not original, that’s why you’re not going first.
It’s lost silver, the best pokemon game ever,
by the end of this battle, your arms will be severed!

BRVR:
BRVR wants to know what you think of what I did to this room,
I was just warning Creepy Black and Lost Silver about their fucking doom.
Do you still love me? cause if you don’t, I’ll make you all suffer,
you’re rhymes don’t make me laugh, they make me tougher.
I’m the best pokemon and i’m the leader of Dead Channel,
you guys trying to catch me is such a fucking hastle.
I’m BRVR, don’t you fucking forget it you fags,
all i wanted when i got alone is for you to come back!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
I came to this battle to give some suicides,
all I did in my life was make kids and teens die.
Oh, you feeling down, well listen to this melody,
to make you thank me of getting this sound disease.
I trapped so many Pokemon, i have them all now,
you all are pathetic, now turn around and get out.
My rhymes are so dark, it makes a eclipse solar,
now go back to the start cause this is fucking GAME OVER!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA

Creepy Black vs Lost Silver. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Ben Drowned
Zackschannellive as SCP-173

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
BEN DROWNED!
VS!
SCP-173!
BEGIN!

Ben Drowned:
You should’ve done that, I’m gonna make you go splat,
I’m obviously gonna win this epic rap,
I’m gonna stomp you flat, your story is so bad,
when i heard your rhymes, i fucking laughed.
Majora’s mask, i’ll beat as fast,
as the Happy mask salesman scaring your ass,
you will be last, you’re a thing in the past,
this fucking battle will be a blast.
Hello SCP-173, how’s life being a stachue?
You have met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
I am the best creepypasta up in the hood,
you don’t belong in the foundation, you belong in the lost woods.

SCP-173:
Welcome to the SCP Foundation, get ready to get your neck snapped,
after your rhymes were told, I feel like getting a nap.
I’m the sculpture, all you are is Happy Mask Salesman’s gay mate,
I am more killer than you, you just burn people for god sake.
I would never listen to the Song of Unhealing or watch your WMV file,
It’s SCP 173, I am animate and extremely hostile.
I would love to see your stachue ass try to take on me,
I asked Cleverbot about you and he said i’m more classy.

Ben Drowned:
24 hours remaining for you to try to beat BEN,
I would never ever battle you again and again.
Step into Termina field and feel the power of the moon,
It's gonna fall down and you'll meet your demise and doom.
Screw Ganondorf, i’m more evil than that fucking pig,
You look like an abortion, you make me fucking sick.
I’m scarier than you combined with the Tapeworm Child,
it’s your turn to go up against this demonic elf.

SCP-173:
Go back to the north pole, Santa’s waiting for you,
You should’ve done that? well look at you rapping me you jew.
Your rapping is like putting a speaker in my ear with a jumpscare,
I could find more scare than when look at your fucking stare.
I dare you to close your eyes, come on, I dare you to do it,
I can hear better rap from you when i heard you spit.
This battle is over, so here’s how i’m gonna finish it Link,
you’re gonna get more scared when you fucking blink.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC...... RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ben Drowned vs SCP-173. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SuperThingsOnCups as Herobrine
WoodenHornets as Tails Doll

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
TAILS DOLL!
VS!
HEROBRINE!
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
You won’t be seeing the sunshine anymore after this battle is done,
Herobrine has connected to kick your ass and remove your stuff.
I will make you 404‘d, and i’ll stab you in the the crotch,
how can you mess with me when I messed with a game by Notch?
I will kill you slowly while you are thinking I’m a cow,
you’ll see me then you’ll realize why and how?
Tails Doll? oh! such a scary name!
you were made in one of the most shittiest Sonic games. 

Tails Doll:
They call me tails doll, bout to murder your soul,
I'm incontrolable, I'll leave you with a pixelated hole.
But really, your shitty creepypasta is really rare,
I'm a cursed creepy doll, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED!
Dumb Herobrine, haha, why the long face? 
Call me sonic because I'm winning fast in this race.
you're a hollowed out mod, who will never see remorse,
I will crush you with this piston since there's nothing to live for.

Herobrine:
Sonic R was the biggest piece of fucking crap,
get out of this world, cause this is Minecraft!
I will stab you with this diamond axe, you will be taunted,
you better be scared cause i am always watching.

Tails Doll:
I killed Noah and Gill who bought me from EB Games,
this is bullshit, you and the zombie are the fucking same.
You’re gonna kill me with a diamond axe? you took it too far,
It won’t be Sonic R, it will now be TAILS DOLL R!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF CREEPYPASTA!

Tails Doll vs Herobrine. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

diablo453 as Jane the Killer
RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
JANE THE KILLER!
VS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!

Jane:
I'm very flaming hot, so prepare to feel a second burn
Looks like I finally found you Jeff, now prepare for your worst
You got beaten up by bullies, HA! what a laugh
Your skin matches your white hoodie, and you look like crap!
This battle will end faster than the birthday party
I'll make you suffer for what you did to me, so you better say you're sorry
I will rip out your guts like how you did to me at the doctor
And I can’t not wait for you to meet my sharp ass chopper

Jeff:
I am Jeff the Killer, I’m better than Jack the Ripper
I don't understand why I'm battling against a stripper
Don’t be so grumpy and put a smile on your face
You’re a rip-off of me, that is why you’re a disgrace
Your black eyes make you look like Void of Vision
Now why don’t you shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen
You’re coming for me till the end? bitch please! I killed my parents
I'll kill you twice, remember when I jumped over the fence?

Jane:
If you are reading this, then prepare to make a frown
I’ll make you drown, and push you on the wall to go down
You punched a teen in the heart? and then you got hurt?
My disses are like the birthday party, YOU JUST GOT BURNED!
I'm glad you got no eyelids, cause look at how bad you're looking
Time to burn some rotten flesh, guess who I'm cooking?
Dont go to sleep cause you wont wake up, you're in for a thriller
I’m coming for you, sleep well, Signed: Jane the Killer

Jeff:
Not satisfied on the little makeover I gave you?
HAHA you're just a women! Whats the worst you can do?
You can't even kill anyone cause you fucking suck
Jeff is the real killer in these parts so good luck
I hear you're crushing on me Jane, just give in already
I’ll rip you up and turn you into fucking birthday confetti
This battle has just ended, and I've finally had enough
Now how about you go to sleep... so you'll never wake up

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

SORRY FOR AUDIO BEING LATE!

PinkiesCupcake as Cupcakes
SuperThingsOnCups as Luna Game (Luna)
Justin Buckner as Luna Game (Applebloom)
Zackschannellive as Rainbow Factory

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CUPCAKES!
VS!
LUNA GAME!
BEGIN!

Cupcakes:
Hi there! Would you like a fresh batch of cupcakes?
I'll slap you with frosting cause you are such a waste
you best be leaving, you can't defeat this equestria demon
I'll cut off your penis, and turn that shit into cupcake semen
You're just a fake, so now I'm raising the stakes
Get off your high horse, you can stop Pinkie's cakes!
You're better on the moon where nopony can hear your cries
When I open you up, I will tell you to have a good night

Luna Game (Luna):
Welcome to the Luna Game, prepared to be played
You better get out, or it'll be your time to pay
I'll make you weep to sleep, so you can't even speak
Then I'll leave you like Rainbow Dash, chopped up and deceased
Don't go to bed, you'll be thinking of me
Come out, don't be shy, there's nothing scary to be seen
Now give up you psychopath, you'll be freezed soon
Cause when you get kicked to the desktop, you'll be kicked to the moon!

Cupcakes:
I'll wear your cutie mark, horn, and your fucking wings
You're not scary compared to the lyrical horror I bring
Would you like to have a cupcake? while you're in the hot summer
Please just try one, they're 20% yummier
You'll be "Silent in Ponyville" after this battle is done
Because I slaughter, slash and murder for fun!
It's time to play, Luna, and I won't cut you a break
So, strap down and relax, you'll soon be cupcakes

Luna Game (Applebloom):
BOO! It's Applebloom, you should be scared right now!
Coming in with tons of jumpscares making your heart give out
I'm haunting while I'm taunting, you'll never win the game
Cause I'm taunting while I'm haunting, you'll always remember my name
This isn't over Pinkie, you would never go to sleep
Your torturing will be over when you rest in peace
I'm gonna end you Pinkie, now this is YOUR time to pay
This battle is like the game because The End is Neigh!

Cupcakes:
You better be ready when I open the oven
Put some frosting on your ass, and give it some loving

Luna Game (Luna):
When I scare you, you'll be like “B... But... Why...?”
I can't believe I'm going up your sorry ass, Pinkie Pie

Cupcakes:
Why are you being mean? Life is a party for gods sake
I won't get played but you're still getting baked
What is that? Who is that?

Luna Game (Both):
OH GOD! OH NO!

Rainbow Factory:
Welcome to the fucking factory of rainbows!

Luna Game (Luna):
I'm down, I cannot get up
But when I do, YOU ALL WILL BE DONE!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *blue screen

Cupcakes vs Luna Game. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Sorry for the delay for the rap battle. :(

Stofferex as Sally
Justin Buckner as Eyeless Jack

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SALLY
VS
EYELESS JACK
BEGIN

Sally:
Hello there stranger, do you wanna play a game?
It’s called “Pin the knife on the piñata” prepare to feel pain
I’m all alone everyday, but I don’t freaking care
Since you’re just a guy who wears a mask, I’m not even that scared
Peek-a-boo! I see you in that grave I put you in
I can kick your ass, and yet, I’m a little kid
You cut your eyes out? WOW! What a little bitch
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch


Eyeless Jack:
Eyeless Jack here to pin down this 8 year old girl
Since your creepypasta just makes me want to hurl
I’ll hang you with this jump rope so you won’t wake up for long
How about you go back to going to the store with Uncle John
You’ll be killed by something, in this death race
When I finish you off, you’ll always remember my eyeless face
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don’t give any shits
I’ll kill you like how I did to Edwin, since you’re on my hit list


Sally:
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing
Burn you in the flames of hell, and I ain’t bluffing
This is my house bitch! so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play With Me...


Eyeless Jack:
I’m the king of masked killers, better than Hoody & Masky
When you’re wondering why I’m looking at you, don’t ask me
Give up little child! You have no place in this fight
I’m hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Eyeless Jack vs Sally. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Matthew Thomas as Skin Taker
GetSlayedTV as Pirate Percy
B-Lo Lorbes as Happy Appy

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CANDLE COVE!
VS!
HAPPY APPY!
BEGIN!

Skin Taker:
LET’S SCREAM! Gonna have this fruit let out some steam
We’re gonna have this apple have Candle Cove in his dreams
I am the Skin Taker, the most demonic pirate ever
I’m gonna knock your noggin, and then you’ll be severed

Pirate Percy:
Well of course we’re not losing to a fucking piece of fruit!
You call yourself scary? You’re just a stupid show for Nick Jr
We may be puppets but we’re the one pulling the strings
We’re gonna make you make you walk the plank, stand there, it might sting

Happy Appy:
After you’re watching a dubbed Blue’s Clues, my show comes on next
I was buried ‘cause I was a killer but then was reborn on the internet
You can’t get past this happy apple, you’ll disappear just for show
I’ll blow you out like a candle, that’s why your name is Candle Cove
I have blue realistic eyes, I can see when you’ll finally end
Your show is just thoughts inside of insane kid’s heads
You better go to school because class is dismissed
When you take the souls of pirate puppets, that’s natural children!

Skin Taker:
You’re blushing red there, and it’s not because you’re an apple
Pirate Percy:
There’s no way in Hell a fruit could win this rap battle
Skin Taker:
We will rip out your realistic eyes, then cut that little stick
Pirate Percy:
Think you will harm us, it takes you ages to murder little kids!
Skin Taker:
They call me Skin Taker, ‘cause I’ll skin your whole family
Pirate Percy:
I’m a pirate but not trustworthy, I am really thirsty
Skin Taker:
You said 9/11 was natural? Ha! What a joke!
Both:
Remember to never mess with your master Candle Cove!

Happy Appy:
CANDLE COVE? why don’t you stick a handle up your rear
You may not notice it yet but I’m your biggest fear!
You’re an abomination creation, that is a waste but
how can I complain? Your show is just pure imagination!
You don’t like me now that I am insane, I’ll cut through your a-hole
Once I kill you all, you’ll be going to heaven as Dumb Angels
When I’m done with you, your body will match the eyes of Forenzik
You two just got slaughtered by an apple on a stick!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *apple crunch* CREEPYPASTA!

Candle Cove vs Happy Appy. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Frenzy as Username666
Matthew Thomas as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
USERNAME 666!
VS!
MEREANA MORDEGARD GLESGORV!
BEGIN!

Username666:
Welcome to my channel, let me give you a glimpse of my trailer
It shows the future of the demise of this sad YouTube failure
Mereana, how cute, that little grin will soon be wiped clean
How will you be scary when I X you off my screen
There can only be one Creepypasta king of YouTube
I’m a true legendary while you’re trying to get more than 200 views
Just call tech support, because it’ll be a matter of time
Before I drag you to hell and take your channel offline!

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
It’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, going to scare you to death
Your eyes will bleed the same color as my background of red
YouTube deleted my video ‘cause they can’t stare into my eyes
I’m in the viral hell, so you better get ready to die!
People gouged out their eyes, nobody knows who you are
Just a channel that has 666 subscribers
When I kill you, I’ll mail your eyes to the main office of YouTube
You’ll be begging to die once I’m through with you

Username666:
People ripped out their eyes because of the sight of the creepy guy
If those people were alive I gaurentee they would of unsubscribe
I’ll flag you for the terrible lyrics you’re trying to spit
How will you upload to YouTube when your screen has your blood all over it
don’t try and document about where I am on the web
Because no one will see you again, when I make you unlisted
I’m the reason for YouTube tragedy, you’re just a poorly written myth
because assholes like you can’t mess with the username 666

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:
153 people are watching my demonic videos
So that means I can get all the fame to get rid of you
I’ll squish you like the bug that you stepped on
I’m the one that will stare at my victory once this is done
This battle has proved that you’re just a total pathetic faker
My video was true horror and it was made on Windows Movie Maker
I’m an internet legend, you’re just a stupid ghost story
After this is done, your keyboard will get bloody and gory

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!


Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 10

PinkiesCupcake as Clockwork
Frenzy as Ticci Toby

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
CLOCKWORK!
VS!
TICCI TOBY!
BEGIN!

Clockwork:
Wanna play with me? It’ll be a killer time!
I’ll tear out your heart as I watch you slowly die
And with my green eye, I can see you won’t spit a rhyme
Because it takes you ages to even come up with a line!
You’re a proxy, just another slave to Slenderman
While I killed on my own and always had a plan
Forget that car accident, your whole existence is a wreck
How funny,they called you Ticci because of your tourettes

Ticci Toby:
I ain’t going to take crap from this emo little chick
I mean you cut through your face after that break up with Chris
What else can I say bitch? You “drew” yourself insane and mad
You think you’re tough? You were abused by your overweight dad
I’ll just slash and slaughter my way to victory
You’re teachers pushed you around, while I killed those who bullied me
I’m about to put an to this little lonesome daughter
New Headline: CLOCKWORK DEAD, SUSPECT TOBY RODGERS

Clockwork:
You were only created for the erotic fan art
You won’t be “Ticcing” anymore once I’ve ripped you apart
If I wanted competition I would have fought Hoody and Masky
You’re not great, you left your mom to deal with the tragedy
It’s just a matter of time Toby, before you finally loose
Yea my dad abused me, but at least he wasn’t addicted to booze
I’ll leave you like your sister, dead and covered in blood
So you had better hurry because your time is almost up

Ticci Toby:
You must still be on that medication if you think you’ll win
How stupid, you ripped out your eye and put a clock in!
Your face is a disgrace, you just seem out of place
But at least now I’ve found a new target for my hate
I feel no pain, which means battling me is insane
I’ll slowly end your life as you uselessly chop away
Time ticked away as I came close to finish rapping
I hope you’re ready to taste my bloody little hatchet

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC (clock alarm) RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Ticci Toby vs Clockwork. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 11

Stofferex as Rap Rat
WoodenHornets as Suicidemouse.avi
Frenzy as The Real Chuck E. Cheese

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
R-R-RAP RAT!
VERSUS!
SUICIDEMOUSE .AVI!
BEGIN!

Rap Rat:
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
and what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
and your scariest image, was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?

Suicidemouse.avi:
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid friendly, but this time I'm not nice
Your just the creepypasta equivalent, to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what i'll do to this pest
I'll hang you,and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!

Rap Rat:
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
Your just a looped animation, who’s story wasn’t true!

Suicidemouse.avi:
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!

The Real Chuck E. Cheese:
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD FUCKING MOUSE!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA!

Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 12

Mancha as Mr. Widemouth
Justin Buckner as Smile Dog

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SMILE DOG!
VERSUS!
MR. WIDEMOUTH!
BEGIN!

Mr. Widemouth:
Hello there, why you can just call me Mr. Widemouth
Bark at the mic all you like, your skills have gone south 
Come with me, I have something that I want you to see
At the end of this little trail, you’ll find your future cemetery
One by one all the little children died because of me
Your kills are chained together because you’re afraid to get your hands dirty
Down dog, away from my door, I won’t let a mutt in
Not even with enough imagination can you hope to win 

Smile Dog:
Come at me, you’ll be dead, I’m the canine from hell
You’re just a rejected Furby, all the little kids can tell
Your rhymes are nothing, they’ve just begun to decay
I see all bitch, so it’s pretty clear that I won’t be going away
Losing in this battle? It’s okay, you’re just having dog days
Because you’re confined to that home, when your “friends” move away
Crucid ears? Furry Body? You’re the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard
Incoming message Mr. WideMouth, “SPREAD THE WORD”

Mr. Widemouth:
Oh, please step into my attic, I promise it’s safe, trust me
We can juggle stake knives, or jump out a window to an unseen trampoline 
You don’t scare me Smile Dog, I tower over you in every way
I have a list of games to play, to unsure you won’t last another day!

Smile Dog:
Always here, never leaving, stare at my grizzly smile
Hiding under the bed of kids, its clear you’re a pedophile
You think you’re scary? Bitch, I’m the most iconic widemouth!
I guess you’ll have to learn, SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF (demonic laugh) CREEPYPASTA!

Smile Dog vs Mr. Widemouth. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 13

WoodenHornets as Gateway of the Mind
Frenzy as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #1)
DH Films as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #2)
MaNCHA as Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian #3)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
GATEWAY OF THE MIND!
VERSUS!
RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT!
BEGIN!

Gateway of the Mind:
This is the Gateway of the Mind that you’re about to face
When I’m done, I’ll put your 5 people into their place
Take a step through my gateway, your nightmare's about to begin
You’re going to want to keep on dreaming, if you hope to win!
Honestly my senses are missing, but I can still see
This wannabe looking Gollum thinks he has a shot against me!
Pounding at my cage! Your stupidity only strengthens my rage!
You know the end is now, when you look into my blind gaze

Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
You’re looking tired over there, let me spray you with my gas
Let me teach about the mind, sit down, it’s time for class
You versus us? That’s a crazy theory you’ve spawned
But don't worry, you won't be around for very long
(Russian 2):
Remove all your senses? What a terrible idea, such a disgrace!
You think you’re scary? When it's you who have met a terrible fate
(Russian 3):
You can’t see, smell, touch, taste or hear me and that’s not all!
Telling all your lies about god when you can't even hear yourself talk!
(Russian 1):
It’s over for you Gateway, you’re still that caged little sad man
You’ll end up dead, but that’s okay, it was always your escape plan
You compared to us? You’ll make my subjects fall asleep!
Looks like my victory is so. nearly. free!


Gateway of the Mind:
Your 3 men don’t scare me, the voices in my head are many
They hired you for research? I wouldn’t fund you a penny
The dead relatives of yours speak to me in a hush tone
It’s clear to see you never had wives, and will continue to be alone
When darkness falls over you, killing the subjects isn’t the way
Let them scream pain away and maybe they’ll see the light of day
But of course they won’t, because you scientists are asleep mentally
Once I'm done with you, I'll have these Russians put to sleep PERMANENTLY!


Russian Sleep Experiment (Russian 1):
So many years, we've studied to try and comprehend sleep
But between you and me, I've achieved no easy feat
Breaking the mental barrier into something called insanity
When in reality, it's sleep that keeps us living happily
What have you done? Not a damn thing worth to mention
But through my progression, it's time I show TRUE AGGRESSION
THE END IS NOW, I'VE ELIMINATED THIS FAKE!
BUT THE TIME WILL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU FINALLY AWAKE!

*cut scene to someone waking up from a bad dream*

Gateway to The Mind:
You can take your petty gas, and step out the room
Because I have spoken to God, and he has abandoned you

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gas sprayed*BAttles...of.....CREEPYPas... *snore*

Gateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep Experiment. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 14

SEASON 2 COMING NEXT YEAR

Matthew Thomas as Hoody
Frenzy as Masky
Mancha as Ticci Toby
WoodenHornets as The Observer
B-Lo Lorbes as HABIT
Justin Buckner as Slenderman

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VERSUS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
Coming in this battle to attack, it’s the hooded horror from hell
Are you suppose to be scary or something? I can’t freaking tell!
Because you’re crappy Masky, you ain’t having much luck
You’re face is so ugly, you need a mask just to cover it up
Slendy picked me first because he knew I could get the job done
As compared to your broken legs, so there is nowhere for you to run
Go back to your cheesecake, this isn’t the place for you
Because to tell the truth, you’re the laughingstock of the crew

Masky:
I’ve murdered my friend, so killing you won’t be tough
Because I’m coming in rough, let me know when you’ve had enough
Your body will match your red eyes once I’m done with you
Because pointing a gun at Alex was the best your ass could ever do
Getting killed on the job? that’s workplace fatality
Because you’re falling off your game like how you fell off the balcony
I’m coughing because I’m spitting so ill it’s nasty
When you wake up you’ll realize, you’ve fallen prey to Masky

Ticci Toby:
Sh-Shut up Masky, w-watch as your deaths tick closer
You’re about to get ter-rekt, Hoody is nothing but a poser
Influenced by evil; the one turned true creepypasta villain
You can hide your faces all you want, I’ll always be killing
Feed you to the ticks, make you both forever suffer 
I don’t give a shit what I do and I don’t ca-care i-if I stutter 
Stop being so weak, I’ve actually moved on from my past
You’re not my first victims and YOU WON’T BE MY LAST

The Observer:
It’s The Observer here, oh I’m sorry, am I interrupting?
I will never rest, with these disses, you’ll be corrupting
I don’t Noah how you kids think your rhymes are effective
Your defective little minds can’t handle my lyrics so hectic
Happy Birthday to you! and good luck in the afterlife 
Because while I attack your mind, you attack with little knives
This transmission is complete, just like your lives, I’m done
Because you little bitches just lost to proxy #1

HABIT:
It’s time for you to see the words I’m spitting, call me Habit
I’m rapidly dissing these maggots, snapping ‘cause I’ve just about had it!
You’ll get mind fucked when I teleport you everywhere
You’re all twitching jokes, while I’m Everyman’s Hybird nightmare!
Insanity is the last thing to worry about when facing me
Because to be honest, you fuckers were already crazy!
Leave this battle, no Observer or masked kids will make it stop!
Even compared to Slender Man, I’ll always be on top!

Slenderman:
I’m towering over, your leader has Arrived
Don’t adjust your screen, what’s happening is live
Static attacking, got 8 tentacles I’m packing
Catching my proxies, to leave the bodies stacking
I’ve been feared by millions, I’m even known to kill a man
I’m tall, dark and handsome, you can call me the Slender Man
Beating Jeffy as much times as the pages I show
Then these five came in my wake just standing in my Shadow
Slenderman, Slenderman, the children run, like you should do
You oughta know I’m used to killing 12 year old girls like you
Know you shouldn’t be a hater, in front of your savior
You’re nothing but my little baiters, and I’m your creator

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B- *static* ATTLES OF *static* CREEPYP- *static*


Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 15

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

Fel as Evil Otto
Matthew as The .GIF

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
EVIL OTTO!
VERSUS!
THE .GIF!
BEGIN!

Evil Otto:
Time to give you a heart attack with my deadly smile
Once you get a high score, you’ll be here for a while
You better run away now, my rhymes will make you go Berzerk
Leave you dead on the floor, that’s just how my game works!
You won’t have nice day, once I rip you into 8 bits
There’s no way for you to hide, try to run .GIF
You better leave now, I’m about to leave you hurt
Once you see me, you’ll be screaming “Intruder alert! Intruder alert!”

The .GIF:
You actually think it’s okay to battle the true face of horror?
Me battling you on this nice day will just be a chore
Why don’t you do us all a favor and give yourself a heart attack
Rapping against a Pacman crack head, I’ll earn my victory in a flash!
I’m usually a happy gif, but this time you got me pissed
Go ahead and keep smiling, before I make you start bleeding on your lips
I’ll leave you skinned and mutilated, ‘cause I just keep on GIF-ing!
You can ignore me all you want, I’ll just keep on screaming!

Evil Otto:
You’re not even that scary, hell all the readers frown upon you!
All you ever do is scream, like that’s the greatest thing you can do
Where ever you go, no doubt I’m always gonna find ya!
I’m the real meaning of fear, too bad I’m not actually a creepypasta

The .GIF:
You ain’t a creepypasta? Just another reason why you’ve lost
You might be the first running, but compared to you, I’m the boss!
Watch the screen, dripping blood, what more can I say
This battle is now finished, now have nice day

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Evil Otto vs The .GIF. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 17.

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Matthew Thomas as Heartful Lou
Frenzy as Homicidal Liu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
HOMICIDAL LIU
VERSUS
HEARTFUL LOU
BEGIN

Heartful Lou:
This kid named Liu that got good grades was such a good kid
But there is no actual excuse for what you did
You gave into the voices, you’re no real threat to me
I killed my girlfriend because that’s the way it had to be
I’m not showing you love, I’ll shove my knife into your throat
Decapitate you worse then Derek, then at death you’ll be alone 
I’ll make this quick and painless for you, I hope you're not a runner
But why am I battling you? It’d be more fun killing your brother

Homocidal Liu:
No need to worry, I’ll be sure to make this quick
You’ll heartless once I stab my knife through your rib cage 
It was clear from the start, I am the natural winner
Almost as natural as me being a killer
Yes my brother Jeff is more popular and gets the respect
But you got nothing to say, you were created on Mineplex
It seems you just don’t get it, do you?
Just like my brother Jeffrey Woods, I’m a killer too...

Heartful Lou:
I already know it'll be easy to take out this kid that's homicidal
'Cause once I bring out my axe, you won't survive at all
cut you up into pieces, make your sheets red again
this is no place for children, leave the killing to men
I’ve done things that you couldn’t image kid!
Because love is a gift, don’t you manipulate it!

Homicidal Liu:
You’re going to scream way worse than my mom
Gonna give Louie bruises, a lot of them
Finding true love? You have a better chance beating me
It’s no wonder samantha left you for Derek in a heart beat 
You’ll be just Lou when your heart is in my hands
Murder is in my blood, I don’t expect you to understand 
If Call of Duty was the highlight of your life, I’m sorry for you
It’s over when you wake up to the face of Homicidal Liu

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Heartful Lou vs Homicidal Liu. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 19.

Game Mechanics as SCP-087
Justin Buckner as This Man

Josh as SCP-087
Matthew as This Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SCP-087!
VERSUS!
THIS MAN!
BEGIN!

SCP-087:
Look into my blank eyes, it’ll give you a true scare
that’s more scary than an ugly man’s face, I’m aware
I’ll take you down stairs, and show you what I’m all about
‘Cause my victory is as big as your giant eyebrows
I might have no eyesight, but I can see your defeat
I’ll take down these lights, prepare to be beaten by me
Go back to being Santa Claus, I’ll just be sitting down here
This SCP MC will make this man shed a tear

This Man:
Ever dream of me? ‘cause this is gonna be a scary time
This Man will make this SCP be glad that he’s blind
More than 2000 people are dreaming about me, you’re not even creepy
I’ll take you to a deserted mall, if you really wanna mess with me
I know you’ve seen this man, but have you seen yourself?
You’re only seen on stairs, while I make every dream hell
Stop hiding down the basement stairs, you’re looking like a fool
I’m a school teacher, so I can say that you just got schooled!

SCP-087:
There is more evidence of me than you, so don’t even try
These eyes will fright this guy that fears night times
I’ll ‘cause a scene on this pedophile, looking over people sleep
Get down here now, you’ll be hearing a child scream!

This Man:
I got pictures around the world, you can check all the nations
How can you beat me when you’re only found in a foundation
Been in the game since 2006, I’m a huge part of history
Your endpoint is mysterious? Don’t worry, I’ll solve this mystery

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

This Man vs SCP-087. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 20.

Fel as Dead Bart
Frenzy as Numbers Station

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
FALLOUT 3: NUMBERS STATION
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN

Dead Bart:
It's time for this dead kid to have this DJ smothered
Take you to my grave and put you in it, just to have you suffer
Euthanizing this dog seems to be the right thing to do
Hell, to get to your Easter egg, the player has to kill you!
Eat my shorts, and go back to your radio station
You're just a creation created for a fail out of the nation
Battling me? I'll beat you Kwik-E, and you'll surely regret it
Time for this anchor to end, so you can be replaced by Margaret

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
What's up everybody, it's the all powerful Three Dog
You're listening to Galaxy News Radio, your #1 spot
You died in the air, god Bart, you don't have any guts
I've had enough of your words, time to kick this bum in the nuts
I'm bringing the truth to you, no matter how bad it hurts
Matt scrapped you to have you forever sleeping in the dirt
I'm a friendly neighborhood disc jockey, but not in this fight
I'll ride my victory like an airplane, and end this like your life

Dead Bart:
Come with me, as I take you down to the pits of hell
Leave you dead like the Queen, and you won't end well
I predicted Michael Jackson's death, so just quit it, DJ
It’s clear to see your death came as predicted on this grave!
You're just a Capital Waste of space, so get bent and go away
I'll stretch you and blur you, 'cause your fame is starting to fade
See these names on my tombstone, you’re next on my list!
It’s time to leave this Dog like my credits, silent

Numbers Station (Three Dog):
Dead Bart? The highlight of your life is giving out a virus
With your head glued on Homer's body, except just brainless
There's nothing to settle, you're a certain kind of "special"
You’re even sick of yourself; that’s why your skin is so yellow
Your existence was hated, so prepare to be debarted
I'm fighting this Good Fight, looks like you're just a GNRetard
Have you Fallout of this fight, like the plane but more brutal
Your pasta is more of a joke then what Homer said at your funeral

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Dead Bart vs Fallout 3: Numbers Station. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 21.

Matthew Thomas as Herobrine
Justin Buckner as Entity 303

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
HEROBRINE
VERSUS
ENTITY 303
BEGIN!

Herobrine:
Look behind you, better turn your render distance up!
It’s the return of Herobrine, here to turn this rap game corrupt
This alleged creeper bout’ to grief everything you built
There’s no removing me bro, I even gave Notch chills
No effort was put in your story, as you can see
It was devised with a simple; control c, control v
I’m a creature of hell! Nightmare material; there is no other!  
Leaving you rest in peace like the creator’s dead brother!

Entity 303:
Three-Sixty MC, 303 drops rap TNT
YOUR NEXT as I steal your world like how I'll steal your victory
Teams of hackers crush a virus for I clearly spit iller
No Immunity for this ghost, though, you're even worse than that Sulfur
So Herobrine, you'll never win, removing you like Notch did
Causing grief, un-4chan-ate, don't even try to MAKEAWISH
Kneel like Null, no help will come to you from your PC
Is This Herobrine? Falling from the onslaught of this Entity?

Herobrine:
There's no way you'll beat Herobrine, have you fear once you see me spying
I am not lying, prepare to be dying, you better be crying, my victory's shining
My rhyming is frightening, stop trying to be fighting, your ass I'll be dining, and words I'll be biting
I'm arriving and smiling on your firing corpse, and your whining expiring mod I'll be frying!
AGH! I'll never surrender, spitting ciphers scarier than the Nether
Stealing more blocks than the Ender, jump in the blender, and you won't be a survivor
God won't save you today, no way you're brave when I put you into your grave
Better hide in a cave, I crave failed pastas can't take it when I'm raising the stakes!

Entity 303:
Nice job on your little fast rap, all I heard was gibberish crap
I’m more scary than a Tails plushie, making you my craft
Nobody can hjälp you or protect you from the devil, Entity
You were so scared, you had to warn every player about me
This is my revenge, you’ll have no defense, you’ll have no hope
Beating you as many times as creators saying you’re a hoax
Cease your “heroics,” because it’s clear you simply can’t afford
To step to me again for 303 will leave you 404’d

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *creeper hiss* RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!!!! *creeper explosion*

Written by: Matthew, Fel, Mancha

Herobrine vs Entity 303. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 22.

Ritual Creepypasta Royale!

CAST:
SuperThingsOnCups - One Man Hide and Seek Player
Y.D.Geon - Three Kings Player
JMB - Bath Game Player
Mr. Maplesyrup - Raven Man Player
Freshy Kanal - Midnight Game Player

LYRICS:
One Man Hide and Seek:
Tag! You're it! Try your hardest to find me now
Got more flow than salt water, leaving you crying out loud
Once I'm through with you, the tagged plushies is what you'll be like
Where I take out all of your guts and replace it with rice
My staticy raps are attacking this king, you don't compare to the fear that I bring
Don't even dare try to win this game, or I'll shove my scissors inside your brain
Releasing the spirits of the dead, something your ritual should learn
I win, I win, I win, and now it's your time to burn!

Three Kings:
Welcome to the Shadowside, where you'll meet your demise
Stick to your own child’s game, where you run and you hide
Releasing the death? Bitch, I’m the one who’ll rule you
Now take a seat, ‘cause you’re nothing but a fool, dude
You can mirror me, but reflecting on my deeds will have you go nuts
I think Dr. Frankenstein should have his lips sewed shut
When it’s 11 pm, you know what exactly is going down
So as I sit on my throne, I’ll be taking the winning crown!

Bath Game:
Not your average red and green light, here we’ve got a twist
Keep your eyes closed the whole time, or else your soul shall be missed!
Be careful and you get to catch a glimpse of black hair, see?
I must ask you, why did you feel the need to battle me?
Teishi! Stay back, don’t want to let you rap a lot
Get an eye gouged out, as you fall just like Daruma-San
Leave you washed out with soap, it wasn’t much effort to beat ya
Time for me to end this game by cutting you loose, kitta!

The Raven Man:
On this dark night, I call on the Raven Man to appear
I want to feel his energy, so my point can be more clear
What point, do you ask? Well sit back for a sec, please keep your mouth shut
And let my ritual verse commence as my knife begins to make a cut
I’ll keep telling you, he’s here, he’s near, he will grant my request tonight
For the flame is my beacon, the blood is my sacrifice
No amount of salt I use can cover up your attitude
Snuff the candle on you all, claiming you have the best ritual is just rude

Midnight Game:
Knock knock, wake up, it’s midnight, don’t get too frightened
We shall let the game begin, so grab a candle and light it
Winning’s a hallucination, stop thinking you have so much power
When you’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t last less than an hour
You claim Birdman can answer anything? Yet you know nothing
These rituals are just as bland as the rice replacing doll stuffing
It has slipped away, your fate is out of your hands
Now leave, it's the only way to avoid the Midnight Man…

One Man Hide & Seek vs Three Kings. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24.

This is a re-recorded version of Rake vs BOB with new actors portraying the two opponents.

Fle as Rake
Light as BOB
Mixing & Cover Art by Fle
Idea by RJ, Multi, & Fle

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
THE RAKE
VERSUS
BOB
BEGIN!

The Rake:
I enter this battle, like a plague upon the land
If you want to fulfill your death wish, I’ll lend you a hand
I’m a “hybrid” of a creature, laying waste to your verse
For when it comes to white killer creatures, I was the very first
I’m from the pits of Hell, though a wiki is where you hail
With an edgier story than your dirty toenails
I understand I’m killing you slowly with each and every line
In the end, just remember to leave a suicide note behind

BOB:
You speak to me as though, you’re a gift from God
Though the truth shows you’re nothing but a modern day fraud
Hear the sound of a door kicked in, you’ll wish you were being robbed
When you gaze upon the face of all your nightmares, BOB!
The Beast is beating you so bad, it's not Obscene, it's Brutal!
Noodle arms just fueled my anger, a schoolgirl would be less futile!
Break your myth like the windows, either way, you’ll feel the “pane”
Then I’ll clean up your remains with a rusty old Rake

The Rake:
You think that you’re sneaky, but your attacks are plain as day
And I can hear this phlegm-filled croaker a mile away!
You better set up a recorder, tape me roaming through your woods
And give you a bigger scare than your terrible tale ever could
Living since the 1600’s, who today would like your story?
Better prepare for my wrath, as I leave your land gory
So it’s best to take my request, and just never return
‘Cause I’m tearing up your flows, like an innocent little girl

BOB:
What’s with your garbled nonsense, I can’t understand you
This monster won’t be breathing, once I leave him like Andrew
Even if I don’t have any arms, I’ll take you by the throat, man
Since you only exist as a carbon copy of the Goatman
Chase you down with ease, gnaw on your jaw and stomp you to death
You're a scrawny loser rubbing it out on elder’s headrest!
His name was The Rake, his game was being at second rate
After I break this fake, I’ll send him to the Animal Shelter's gates!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

The Rake vs BOB. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 23.

Fuck it, new audio (Happy Halloween!)

Matthew Thomas as Wii Are Twisted
Vladimyr P. as AzuraiTemcev
Juliauna R. as Cass

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CONSOLE ME
VERSUS
WII ARE TWISTED
BEGIN!

Wii are Twisted:
Alright readers, what you will be reading today
I think it’s time to teach a new way to play: the hard way
Unplug that text-to-speech box, lob it to attack hard
That brick’ll surely leave a mark: Red Ring of wack bars
I’ll be tossing out raps, with lack of Safety Straps
It’s pretty sad you made a girlfriend out of bargain bin scrap
I’ve seen less of brats choking in these Twisted games 
In the end, it’ll be MY voice driving you insane!

AzuraiTemcev:
I guess Link’s slashes aren’t all that provokes screams
Your sluggish lines are more slow than a hacked control scheme
Raze you faster than BlazBlue, that I’m dead-set
Enough from me, have some words from the girl in the headset
Cass:
The name’s Cass, trapped inside this virtual toy
Cheats won’t be needed to one-shot unstable employees
Borderlands is squat next to what you’ll be put through
AzuraiTemcev & Cass:
Wii are Rap Slayers. Wii are Winners. NOT You Too.

Wii are Twisted:
Hearing this tired same story’s inspired my life a new era
Your shit “peril” is doing less scaring than a disk error
My head is throbbing from this game crap, I’ll have a lay down later
When I’m from this nerd and Overly Attached Game Player

AzuraiTemcev:
Thanks for altering the game, victory is now mine!
Not surprised you’re aching, frankly you lost your damn mind!
But, I can’t shake this odd feeling, my consciousness is losing
What’s going on? Cass...what are you doing?

Cass:
A double cross was forthcoming when my plan was complete
You’ve been drilling on my patience, and now it’s time to Unleash
You losers won’t be missing much with the lives you were living with
Ain’t talking Elder Scrolls when I say you’ll like Oblivion
I’ll be Disposing of Garbage like this boy’s Sonic toys
Design for SEGA? Honestly, you’re better off unemployed
Console-t Me, for data in this plain world of white
This will be your new lives, no use fighting, Azurai
We Pay this prison Forward, best say your farewells
As I tear you from this world, leaving two fleshy shells
Some Ordinary Gamers lost their lives with their wits
BEGINNING TRANSITION OF TWO KIDS INTO SUBJECTS 5 AND 6

Written by: MultiSuperVids
Beat by: Audio Network

Console Me vs Wii Are Twisted. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta.

Dragonex as Username 666
LightAmazingFilms as Normal Porn for Normal People

Username 666:
2006; Been here since the beginning
So you claiming better internet pasta’s not fitting
Don’t want a site from a doctor with a sex disorder?
Just refresh a couple times if you want actual horror
I’m gifted; users got me in their subscriptions
Take your vids so twisted and make them all unlisted
I want an equal match; rapping that could truly go viral
So don't make your verse more misleading than your title

Normal Porn for Normal People:
A virus is the one that is calling me a fraud?
Those are big words coming from the Vid-Con
Used to be the biggest threat with those demonic eyes
Now you're pushed aside by thoughts of being demonetized
Wanna dance? Break a leg, better yet, my computer
You’re not hot, you got leaked by your fellow YouTubers
So since you couldn’t bust a rhyme nor a nut.avi
Spread the word that you lost for the good of mankind

Username 666:
Drowning bitches with glitches, that can be your next kink
Couldn't spit licks, so you waste them on the bathroom sink
Leave you trapped with no other YouTube to stand
If you really want to make it big, I’ll give you a hand

Normal Porn for Normal People:
You’re the whore of Glesgorv, your gore's truly a bore
You'll be sore once you see the porn that I have in store
It would seem that your fate has led you to damnation
So consider this mauling a second termination!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, LightAmazingFilms, Brodecai, & S1lverballer
Mixing & Mastering by: LightAmazingFilms
Beat by: Joe Milburn of Audio Network
Idea by: LightAmazingFilms

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