Granny Wingsuit Test Flight

Pedlin

Granny Wingsuit Testflight Demo (3/22/20)

Cowboy Wingboot Testfight (demo w/spaghetti outro)

(Dat Stank)
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything u ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it?
Or just let it slip?

What’s wrong with the world momma?
People living like they ain’t got no momma
I think they all distracted by the drama
And attracted to the trauma

And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you’re bound to get irate
Man we gotta set it straight, take control of your mind and just meditate
And let your soul gravitate to the love

Vete ya
Si no encuentras motivos
Para seguir conmigo
¿Para qué continuar?
Es mejor terminar como amigos
Que ser como enemigos
Esperando atacar

Vete si no sientes que mi boca te provoca
Sensaciones cuando ronda por tus labios
Vete si tu cuerpo no se excita cuando en forma de caricias
Te recorro con mis manos
Nada justifica en esta vida soportar con la mentira
Una relación si no hay amor
Vete ya, si no hay amor

I be in the hunter’s dream sitting on some insight
Nana summoned by the bell maiden, spawn killing’
Take it like a champion, the great one’s hentai
Trader Joe’s takis roll em up, bitch I’m chillin’

Bitch I made this beat!

Hit a bitch up on snapchat 
Hit a bitch up on snapchat and got rejected

It’s Hot Leather!

(Hot Leather)
My life flashes before my eyes
My phone moves like a slot machine
I sent you a text asking what u mean
Fall asleep watching the TV

There are things that I feel I need to say
Lay in bed I’ll fix my car another day
(There are things that I feel I need to say
Lay in bed I’ll fix my car another day)

(Dat Stank)
I’ve been on my feet too long
I forgot to pack the bong
I went about it all wrong
I think I’ll finish the song

I got that new Pokémon
All I play is Elden Ring
I just play for way too long
You just heard me try to sing

Bitch I’m 4 years old, that’s facts
How the fuck do I pay taxes
I’m just trying to relax
How the fuck do I pay taxes

I’m just playing Pokémon
Yuh yuh yuh yuh, hit the bong
I feel like I don’t belong
I’ll prolly finish the song 

But

Who gon' hold me down?
Who gon' work my body?
Who gon' touch me up?
Who gon' fuck me in?
Who gon' stick around?
Who is worth it? Yeah, yeah
Two things that I learned is I'm worth all the prize
Sugar and spice, everything nice
Who's gonna turn me? Bitches gotta earn me
I'm too hard

Nana Spawn Kill (feat. Hot Leather)

The hermit and his gang carefully sneak through the castle’s backstage when they are caught by surprise by a level 69 bard.  The bard plays a somber piece on his lute and begins a brawl with the hermit.  They are able to cure the bard who now joins them in their fight against the king.  The crew disperses and the hermit closes in on the king’s booth.  The hermit draws his sword as the bard plays another piece commencing the ambush of the king, boosting the attack and defense of the hermit and his allies.  While the hermit’s homies are curing the castle’s beings, the hermit begins a sword fight with the king.  The hermit lands a critical hit and brings the king to his knees.  In his final moments, the king flings his cursed dagger at the hermit’s neck.  They both fall.

Lv.69 Bard

Following their defeat, the crew begins brainstorming.  They find that their only option is to kill the king.  They return to Kestrel in search of a weapon that will be able penetrate the king’s sous vide armor.  Kestrel forges a sword in chimichurri sauce, giving it the ability to tear through the king’s protection.  The hermit and friends embark towards the castle during a match of the king’s favorite pastime, little league joust, hoping to catch him by surprise.

Little League Joust

The hermit and his helpers set out to neighboring villages to begin the spread of the cure on the kingdom.  Meanwhile, the false king basks in his lavish castle.  He catches wind of what’s going on in the surrounding villages and orders Sir Wagyu to create a stronger weapon, the amen break turret. As the hermit and his crew are fighting the infection, they realize their tools are no match for the king’s new weapon. They retreat and plan a new strategy.

Sir Wagyu (Jester mix)

Bubba, leader of Hummingbird, realizes what has happened and mourns the loss of the late kings with his requiem.  The hermit has now gained the support of the hummingbird leader and its army.

Bubba's Requiem

The hermit arrives at the dilapidated Hummingbird Dowser Village.  He puts on the armor and sneaks in to fill the nectar dispensers with the elixir, successfully transforming the hummingbird beings to their natural state.

Hummingbird Dowser Village

The hermit finds and enters Kestrel’s cave. He sees that Kestrel, in his own time, has also been trying to find ways to save the kingdom.  Kestrel has adopted blacksmithing and is able to prepare enchanted elixirs and armor, which are immune to and can cure the evil wagyu tallow rendering.

Mr. Kestrel the Sage

The next morning, the hermit wakes up, realizing life is unchanged for himself.  As days pass, he has an epiphany that he is one of the few that can restore the kingdom to its once beautiful state. He sets out to find Kestrel the sage.

Harpo Galliard

Gabriel begins his siege by publicly flailing the pope.  He proceeds to use the kingdom’s secret weapon, the drum n bass turret, and infects the castle and its surrounding villages with possessive wagyu tallow, turning the normal beings into fat evil minions.  Meanwhile, the hermit, shielded by his cave, watches the overtaking of the kingdom.

Flail the Pope

After a jousting match between the brothers, Gabriel, enraged by the loss of the match, swore to overthrow the kingdom in his own name. That night, as Juan slept in his gilded chamber, Gabriel, through the musty night air, secretly shanked and staged the assassination of his brother.  Gabriel, unaware of the royal hierarchy, was baffled to find that the pope was to befall the throne.  The pope provided hope for those who mourned the loss of the king.  Gabriel schemed in secrecy.

Medieval Donkey

The kingdom of Hamburger is home to many creatures of different variety who reside in unique and eclectic villages. It’s ruled by twin brothers Juan and Gabriel.

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