Please, please, PLEASE! Read the Maze Runner books 100x better than the movies

I thought jesse was saying that HE did it :(

If a Chinese place looks good it'll be terrible, no duh.  The place needs to look like it's about to be closed by the health deoartment, their food is keeping them open

It feels like crendor's mic changed. it feels like his voice is vibrating in my skull

I always thought it was weird how shocked/excited Jesse was about this story.. only now I realize he'd been drinking 😁

Manos the hands of fate is one of my favorite bad movies lol

Jesse and Crendor discuss the finer points of the English language as well as ramble on about stuff that would have been relevant 2 days ago had Jesse not gotten sucked into Warcraft and totally forgot to post this :) 

Cox n' Crendor: Friday, November 14th 2014

You'll notice we changed the titles. Why? Cause I wanted to do clever titles. So I started with a cheesy one! You're welcome internet! - Jesse

Episode 83:  Black Friday Strikes Back

Jesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men. 

Episode 90 - Chlorophyll? More like BOREophyll!

In this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed. 

92 - PAX Wrapup

In this episode the boys unleash more awful voices upon the world than anyone would think possible. Also they talk about poop in your beard!

Episode 102 - Every Voice Is From South Park

Jesse and Crendor return to Florida to visit with their favorite super hero. But it turns out, another state is vying for our attention!

Episode 103 - Drunk Bear Chasing

Jesse and Crendor discover their innate ability to update and ruin classic musicals. Also THE WATCHER!!!!

Episode 105 - The Phantom Of The Copyright

Jesse and Crendor are back! Recapping the past week and their travels abroad, we learn of the Hugh Grant train man, Crendor's new favorite movie, and where the dead kings are. 

Episode 108 - CoxCon Recap

The boys are back with another episode and more rambling nonsense. Crendor visits a con and tells us all about it. Jesse finds even more McDonald's secret menu items, and the watcher story continues!  The Watcher Article: http://gothamist.com/2015/07/31/the_watcher.php

Episode 109 - Trump Butter

The boys have returned and this time they bring with them a review of Maze Runner: Scorch Trials! Warning, there are some spoilers and stuff. Also they wrap up with some news...  :P

Episode 111 - Maze Runner

In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota! 

Episode 109 - Trump Butter

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