Doesn't matter how attractive you are, wash your ass

Crendor says he takes a night shower but he goes to bed in the morning. He gets up at like 1pm. His day cycle is backwards.

to be fair if you live in maine and some one says lobster roll even from subway you give it a shot

The boys are back, and this time they've finally watched the new classic that is "Willy's Wonderland!". Can Nic Cage survive the night in a knock off Five Nights At Freddys? Of course he can. He's Nic Cage damnit!
Also there's news and wacky stories and cray this and that - but REALLY -  we're just here for Cage.
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Episode 289 - Willy's Wonderland

It's time for an all new episode and boys return with exciting stories of the past week - is what we would say if we had any. How did we get so boring?!
Meanwhile Crendor has had it with every game getting remastered and Jesse just wants to know what's going down with vortexes in Arizona!
All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!
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Episode 293 - The Gaming Commissioner

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Right before this episode Jesse got back from having a bit too much wine to drink, so of course Crendor uses this as the perfect moment to bring up "brain fish" again. But this time, somehow it all makes sense?!
Also we learn about pineapple and coconut water for some reason!
All this and so much more, on this exciting episode!
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Episode 294 - Ananas and Brain Fish

This week, once again, Jesse does not understand Crendor's brain. To make matters worse they're trying to come up with a new day. Why? Well that's just Crendor brain for ya!
Also exorcism in Home Depot and international Chilis!
All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!
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Episode 295 - Torsday and Other Nonsense

The boys are back and this week Crendor is taking on some EXTREME THERAPY! Turns out that when tackling your biggest tasks, putting them off isn't the smartest course of action. Who knew?!
Also a man wants a chocotaco really badly, Julia Child washes chicken, and Tatooine is not just in a galaxy far far away.
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Episode 296 - Extreme Therapy

This week the boys dive deep into the world of international alarms and alert systems. Why? Cause Crendor looked up them up! Why?! Who knows anymore...
Also Jesse built a storage shelf, even though he has barely anything to put in it. 
And a frequently discussed news story comes full circle with a shocking revelation that is sure to shake your beliefs to their very core!
All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!
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Episode 297 - Back in My Day

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse is wondering why everyone thinks he's so threatening?! Or is it too nice? It's gotta be one of the two right?!
Meanwhile Crendor goes back to the Renn Faire and realizing you're in a dream. 
All this, and Nic Cage's most recent marriage on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 298 - Crendor Thoughts

In this episode Crendor returns to the Renn Faire and gets a great deal on mushrooms! Also Jesse knows some guys on tiktok and the Olympics are on! Also a man teaches a gator a lesson apparently, and Jesse gets sent back to high school. 
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Episode 299 - Teach Him a Lesson

It's the 300th episodes of Cox n' Crendor!
To celebrate we take a look back at your favorite quotes, moments, and then completely forget which one of us said or did the thing you love.
Also a man tried to run on water, you can taste garlic with your feet, and apparently sharing no longer equals caring!
All this and so much more on the 300th episode of Cox n' Crendor!

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Episode 300 - Yes, there have been 300 of these...

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse has done the impossible! 7 whole days of exercise!? Is this a world first?! 
Also Crendor has officially spent too much time at the Renn Faire and now decided to write a book. What could his masterpiece be about!?
Also a man learns to fly and apparently subway reddit is a thing. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!
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Episode 301 - Crendor's Fantasy Life

The boys are back and this week Crendor followed through on his promise to make a British Breakfast! But did his brekkie please the native brits of the internet? Or did they take issue with the size of his sausage?
Also Jesse discovers his neighbors are nosy and a man goes toe to toe with the Mouse!
All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!
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