Jam for New Year's Eve, 2025:

[CHORUS]
Soon as we arrive, all attention gets stolen
Everybody clock the rizz 
Heads turn as we stroll in
Sweetie, don't be shy
You smolderin'; we golden
2025 and we've arrived, and we just roll in!

[VERSE]
New Year's Eve, just chillin' in my throne
In this actual castle: the new 
  home that I own; gotta
Pair a pets, n parapets,
  get plenty a dome, cuz the
Tramps get amply damp, clams scant'ly
   Randily shown

Last year was shit, but I flushed out da skibidi
Rent-free I live in your head, 
Can't get ridda me
Foot fetish like Cinderella's prince, bippity
Boppity boo, now I'm dickin' her wickedly

But I need no wand, cuz my dick casts magic
Rose up from my history, massively tragic
Unlocked the mystery, choose it, then have it
Livin like royalty, self-made and mad rich

I am the king of this beautiful kingdom 
This sword I swing, and that 
Stone that it springs from
Songs shall they sing of my 
Exploits and income
I'm ya best wingman, call bitches 'n bring em!

[CHORUS] 
Soon as we arrive, all attention gets stolen
Everybody clock the rizz 
Heads turn as we stroll in
Sweetie, don't be shy
You smolderin'; we golden
2025 and we've arrived, and we just roll in!

[INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE]

[VERSE]
I just turn forty a few weeks ago
Bout the same time as my girl said no
To the wedding six months from now, 
That's pretty low
Now I'm just healing and taking it slow

Here with my family, sharing this cheer
This ain't Encino Man, it's my dude Pierce
It's been tradition for us seven years
Sparkling juice since my 
Dude don't drink beer

We don't need anyone else to be here
Sometimes go big, sometimes one dear
Don't need Times Square,
   or no girl, let's be clear -
Right now, I'm single, but don't shed one tear 

Back in July, lost my job, my career
In jeopardy cuz of the AI that's near
None of that matters, so lend me ya ear
Pierce and I jammin into the New Year!

[CHORUS] 
Soon as we arrive, all attention gets stolen
Everybody clock the rizz 
Heads turn as we stroll in
Sweetie, don't be shy
You smolderin'; we golden
2025 and we've arrived, and we just roll in!

[INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE]

[VERSE]
All of that said, I been livin wit pride 
Got 2 young ladies n give em great lives
Christmas was awesome, 
I built em a slide
Lately I'm feeling so much more alive

Finding ambition, and purpose and drive
Taking the bull by the horns, n just ride 
Spreading my music so far and so wide
All makes worthwhile each 
Tear that I cried

Yes, I had suffered, and 
struggled and sighed
Stuck asking why she had cheated n lied
But now my energy's better applied, n
Someday I will find a more suitable bride

No longer mourning the future that died
No longer feeling so frazzled and fried 
Into this new unknown journey, I dive, n
I know we gon' SLAY in 2025!

[CHORUS] 
Soon as we arrive, all attention gets stolen
Everybody clock the rizz 
Heads turn as we stroll in
Sweetie, don't be shy
You smolderin'; we golden
2025 and we've arrived, and we just roll in!

We Jus' Rollin' (New Year's Eve, 2025)

This show is called "Phantasmagoria", and "P12a" is a shorter name for it.
P12a is a modern rock opera, retelling Dante's Divine Comedy in three acts.

This is the first of three LPs. Each one contains one act of the rock opera.
Act 1, Autocremation, introduces us to "The Dreamer", a vice-ridden sinner.
Follow along as our sleeping protagonist must now confront terrible demons.

Phantasmagoria is a real word that means, "a sequence of dream-like events".
This is a one-of-a-kind psychedelic trip through hell, purgatory and heaven. 
It's quite unlike anything you have ever seen or heard of, in all your life past.

I made this all with a great deal of consideration, effort and love, mainly alone.
The journey to this Magnum Opus began in early 2016, and I've kept at it since.
I've constantly ideated, iterated and polished it all for nearly a decade. Enjoy. <3

1.02 - Angeli Angelos Non Custodiunt - P12a, Act 1

1.03 - Luster (Virgil and Charlie) - P12a, Act 1

Autocremation

1.08 - Nolo Contendere (Innocence is Heresy) - P12a, Act 1

1.07 - Interlude (Toils and Screams) - P12a, Act 1

1.09 - Avarice (Fear Lust, Hate Greed) - P12a, Act 1

1.01 - Hypnagogia (Time to Crash) - P12a, Act 1

1.11 - Ego Death (Soul Rebirth) - P12a, Act 1

1.06 - Choler (Fury's Forge) - P12a, Act 1

1.10 - Terminus (Rock Bottom) - P12a, Act 1

1.05 - Underwriting (Wall Street Beat) - P12a, Act 1

Developer of interactive online media, hobbyist skydiver, professional voice actor, musician and business owner. Producer of musical scores & independent video games. Past exploits and destinations include the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, Chichen Itza, X'Caret, Cozumel, Old Faithful, coast-to-coast in the US and Australia, Shakespeare's home, Canada, PAX East, Burning Man, Alcatraz, and Shakespeare's Globe Theater, among others. Co-presented on stage with Kevin Mitnick and Steve Wozniak. Met and chilled with quite a few celebrities and luminaries, including Michael Dell, Dr. Vinton Cerf, MC Frontalot, mc chris, MC Lars, Tahmoh Penikett, Alona Tal, Richard Speight, Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki. Hobbies include skydiving, bungee jumping and free climbing. Once waterskied on the noses of dolphins.

We Jus' Rollin' (New Year's Eve, 2025)

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