funny derp

fuck off and suck my dick

sample slicing is too fun

so dropbox went and deleted a huge chunk of my sample library. i got dropbox to stop that shit from happening.

fuck dropbox

Taking a break from his mashup/sampling duties, professional soundclown Dingus Reginald is here to show you how to compose, produce and release dubstep music using techniques from the "riddim" dubstep scene. This genre is characterised by heavy use of unnecessary sampling, basses that sound like my toilet bowl after bad mexican food, and enough repetition to give a production line assembly robot a migraine.

Learn these industry secrets and be on your way to making big banger choonz in no time! People on soundcloud will circlejerk over it and give you zero feedback, but it's totally worth it.

This episode also features a segment with riddim producer and connoiseur, !!-DEEJAY CODY™ ᵈᵘᵇˢᵗᵉᵖ-!!, as he heavily critiques a popular tune. Cody has been producing [WIP] clips and VIPs of other producers' tunes on his mum's laptop with a pirated copy of Reason for three months now. What a don!

If you're too lazy to listen to the entire tutorial, bass music producer Guerrilla Warfare PhD (in piss-taking) has prepared an example of riddim music which follows this tutorial's guidelines!
https://soundcloud.com/guerrillawarfaremusic/my-riddim-tutorial-finished

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Dubstep 101: How to make "riddim" dubstep [Totally serious]

ehhe

yibbon is unable to produce any audio file as good as was able to nine years ago

yibbon irl

gunshotta clownsucka dadchatta gaspedda

funny old joke (ft timydoggo)

guy tries to get ME! tube???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU (by the way I'm fine with LGBTQ people I just couldn't help it)
https://soundcloud.com/corey-thehuman/drawmp3
https://soundcloud.com/corey-thehuman/you-can-eat-feces-and-then-your-body-can-rot-ft-broken-bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y

funny derp

crackerandres