Benzo Blues

Mismatched Socks

mm do it (1 more time)

Star of Methlehem

Macmeth

continuation of https://soundcloud.com/hahaguitargobrrrr/mikasdickpic with some less experimental / more generic guitar wankage

Tweet-o Babe-uh After Receiving Dika-Pika From Mika

Methverse Doggy Mixer jajaja

This is a loop I took from a friend's recording (HaLdEx) and then reversed it

teaser

Methflix and Chill is what happens when Womb Raider takes 3 Adderall, crushes a Monster can on its forehead, and sprints headfirst into traffic.

It’s breakneck. It’s unholy.
It’s the sound of horny despair doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot at 3AM.

If your attention span has a death wish, this track is your church.

No build-up.
No foreplay.
Just blast beats and bad decisions. 🐸💨💥

original -> https://soundcloud.com/hahaguitargobrrrr/wombraider-alt-take

Methflix and Chill

Another Dic Pick from Mika

I can't do it... we'll do it live... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! I’ll write it, and we’ll fucking DO IT LIVE!! FUCKING THING SUCKS!!!

FUCK IT! We'll Do It Live!

Shake Your Meth-Maker is what happens when rock bottom throws a dance party. Frantic, filthy, and vibrating at the frequency of poor life choices, it’s equal parts garage fire and nervous breakdown.

The BPM says “move your body,”
but the distortion says “text your ex and start a cult.”

This track doesn’t care if you survive—
it just wants to watch you vibe yourself into oblivion. 🐸⚡💀

Shake Your Meth-Maker

KYS 2.0: Electric Gigolo
life's a joke and then you croak   ☺️

woke up (unfortunately)

Methaphormosis is the soundtrack to waking up in your final form: twitchy, filthy, and strangely free.
It crawls, scrapes, and eventually molts into something uglier but more honest—
like if Gregor Samsa joined a sludge band instead of dying of existential shame.

It’s not a glow-up.
It’s a methamorphosis—
from human to beast to noise incarnate.

Shed your skin.
Lose your mind.
Become the riff. 🐸🪳🖤

Methaphormosis

Methnic Cleansing sounds like if a rusted amplifier got possessed during a bender in a collapsing trailer park church.

This isn’t a song.
It’s pure outlaw exorcism.
It’s a relapse with rhythm.
It’s the soundtrack to torching your past and dancing in the ash.

Repent nothing.
Crank everything. 🐸🔥🛠️

Methnic Cleansing

PISS TICK

Another chaotic experiment from my basement lab – approach with caution.

Noiseater Var. v2

We Found Alien Metal, and It's Changing Humanity Forever! 👽👾🐸

We Found Alien Methal

The Ultimate Alien Jazz Party! 👽👾🐸

The Methlehem Abduction

Fuck It, We’ll Do It in Reverse is a chaotic ritual disguised as a groove. It's the sonic equivalent of slamming the brakes on your own spiral, spinning the wheel, and deciding to drift directly into the void—backwards.

It lurches, loops, and glitches like time folding in on itself during a breakdown at 2AM.
Play it loud.
Regret nothing.
Unravel stylishly. 🌀🖤🐸

FUCK IT! We'll Do It In Reverse!

Siren of the Blue Abyss is what happens when lust, delusion, and emotional blue screen crash into a busted guitar tuned to your lowest frequency. It’s the sound of being ghosted by a sea witch after baring your soul.

Dripping with tension and underwater heartbreak, it’s less a song—more a slow-motion thirst spiral in distortion and seafoam. 🐸💀

Siren of the Blue Abyss

Possessed sleaze preacher slowly losing it....

Crude cover of Ween's L.M.L.Y.P.
Unfiltered, unpolished, and weird as hell.

Meth Wizard Karaoke Meltdown (Ween LMLYP cover)

Track 7 from the forbidden grimoire of emotional destruction. once loved. now cursed. riffs soaked in regret, delay pedal conjures demons.... ⚠️do not play backwards!

Without You

A 16-minute one-take jam recorded at 3AM. Raw, rambling and 100% improvised – mistakes left in, feedback howling (warts and all). Listen at your own risk 🎸🔥.

Full Raw Loop Jam Noodle Session (warts ’n all)

Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind is what happens when an alien funk cult intercepts Earth radio, hears LMLYP, and decides to respond. It’s slimy. It’s sweaty. It vibrates at a frequency only detectable by horny lifeforms.

Warning: May cause spontaneous orbit grinding and unexpected transmissions from Uranus.
Best enjoyed under strobe lights and mild psychosis. 🛸💦🐸

Close Encounters of the Thirst Kind (👽LMLYP )

Sepia Howl

The sound of craving something so bad it rots you from the inside out.

I miss you more than I want to die.
And I hate you for making me choose between the two.

Crack Me Open 💀

lil nylon jam

stranger lovers in a strange world

locked in Shana's kamerke

Sanity’s boring, truth is a joke,
I built my throne out of everything broke.

This is blues exorcism for cursed souls. Heavy psych riffs dragged through ash. Basement doom jams that sound like they’re melting from the inside.

It’s not good music. It’s honest noise. 
Unfuckable, unmarketable, undeniable.

If you get it — welcome. If not, you were never meant to...   haha, guitar go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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