Track 3, About Everything Ever Except for Cross-Country Skiing

"Lockhorns Football," a marriage (pun, get it?) of the infamous cartoon horror portrait of American relationships and the world of late 80s sports rap. 

Lockhorns Football (feat. Bongo Billiards)

"Work Talk" is track 7 from our debut LP, "Almost". FUN FACT! It was originally titled "Fairies Wear Boots".

Work Talk

"Applications", the premier jam on our side of a split 7" with the criminally (misdemeanor, but still) underrated Farms In Trouble. Yes, it IS about purchasing things, how could you tell?

Applications

"The Computer That Learned to Watch Television" is the first song on our second and worse LP, "Fantastic Dracula!" It was originally made of soup.

The Computer That Learned to Watch Television

"Earth Sucks" from our second and better LP, "Fantastic Dracula!" An extended, Canadian version was featured in the audio book version of "NBA Jam the Movie".

Earth Sucks

"September's Embrace", a real dance/dunce track from the forthcummmmmming "Tooo Muuuch" LP ...

September's Embrace

The first single from our upcummmming LP, "Tooo Muuuch". This is the album version, as heard on the 7" maxi-cassette single. The lyrics are mostly about the ghost from "Three Men and a Baby" but it's also about Bill Cosby's "Ghost Dad" and the nougat center of the ghost moon. By all of that, we mean it's about YOU.

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