Harsh, slightly nihilistic noise rock. Like Boyd Rice, but with less fasc¡st undertones.

YOU ARE LOVED.

A cover of my “second favourite song about masochism.” I think Adam Ant’s song was just too quirky not to cover.

Whip in my Valise

Somewhat inspired by the novella “Misfortunes of Virtue,” (not that I’m into that or anything, I read it for philosophical value, I swear). It’s a short song, and honestly, this is only it’s first iteration. I might redo this song in the future. Yes, the art is me in a wig.

Justine

A mediocre cover of the Love and Rockets song.

NO NEW TALE TO TELL

I don’t really have a specific genre… I like post punk, but all I got is an acoustic guitar and two synths, all of which I got at assorted pawn shops.

I like to consider myself the world’s happiest nihilist.

The app told me to follow Joy Division, but I don’t think they’ll be making music any time soon.

I pretend I’m a voice actor.

Other than music, I’m into geology, science fiction novels, and absurdist theatre.

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