is that double stab bell sounding thing from red faction guerilla?

Claw Senpai! This is great! I imagine this being the background to a Haunted Super Metroid CreepyPasta and I love it! Praise The Claw!

this song is obviously  about that pornstar that rejected you

veterans of foreign film

Guest Vocals by Egg White. Cover Art by Lampblakk.

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Lyrics:
In the dead of night I'm behind enemy lines
The mission, should I accept: get in and grab the prize
The intel classified, only for kosher eyes
I keep my kippah tight, get caught and they'll deny

Procurement onsite, be ready for a fight
Night vision, watch your step, don't cross the trip wires
Look out, hide, you got Sayeret coming by
PP7 to the head, I take 'em out silent like (Rebuild that temple)
 
Oy vey, what a mess I made
Stealth kill while I cry in pain
I'm bunny hopping on rabbi's brain
Press F, Pay respects now (What a shame)

EMP, shut it down, perfect dark, going loud
CQC, take 'em out, light 'em up, (Tango down)
Judo chop, make 'em drop, double tap, crackle, pop
Laptop gun'll make 'em pick you up with a mop

Grab the lot, make it quick, fill my cup, take a sip
Nice and hot, from the tit, double shot, it's legit
Milky milky, smooth and silky, mummy gimme booba bitty
Yummy titty, do it, fill me up until it fucking kills me

Oy vey, what a mess I made
Spilled milk'll make me cry in pain
I'll be frank, your chest fruit is strange
'Cause nothing else'll make me feel this way

Not a single thing on the chosen's planet
Would I place above those beloved mammaries
Even the biggest hater will stop and stammer, Damn her
Her milk's the only meal I plan for

From the first glimpse I was enamoured
I kept a journal and a photo by my bedside while at Stanford
Flawlessly she's filled with trad candor
High demand for everything she stands for, the gold standard!

And I don't care that your back is fucked
I just want Ashkenazi jugs
And I don't care that you've got a guy 
From what I heard, he plays for the other side

And I don't care that you sing like shit
I'm just here for those Semite tits
Fill me up, Give me a sip
Beddy byes, say goodnight, tuck me in and make a wish

Finally unwinding from hysteria, mania
Suckle 'til I buckle like a starving Transylvanian
Chase this bird more than Sylvester, there is no explaining it
Total psychosis controlling when I saw those veiny tits

But once I tasted this ambrosia, mentally I was sober
Humanity returned to me, thank G-d it's over
Now I'm touching grass like mowers, luckier than a clover
But even so sir, she still revs my motor

And I don't care that your back is fucked
I just want Ashkenazi jugs
And I don't care that you've got a guy 
From what I heard, he plays for the other side

And I don't care that you sing like shit
I'm just here for those Semite tits
Fill me up, Give me a sip
Beddy byes, say goodnight, Tuck me in and make a wish

Get The Bags (feat. Egg White)

if i marry you tomorrow will you take me straight to bed
gently place my head 
on your feather down heart

if you marry me tomorrow and we become newly weds
i’ll kiss you on your head
every day until we’re dead

cause the good lord said so
well dance this holy monogamous tango 
i’m your property and you’re my provider
till we’re both eternally tired

so every night i’ll set the table and we’ll
bless our daily bread 
oh i’ll make sure you’re fed
and stay well rested

drawing and erasing curtains for the light that will be shed
into our little nestly domicile

until i find you to be vile
and realize i don’t want to bear your child
let you hit me in the name of His gile
and drink until i’m covered in bile

and when you come home in the evening
you can take me to the shed
pump me full of lead
kiss the walls with red

when you realize what you’ve done you’ll stick the barrel to your head
and blow one last kiss for me

marry me tomorrow

clean plate club (ft. Peach Rings)

Gen Wh(Y)

Live In Toronto Canada (feat. The Shit Creek Boys)

Waving My Dick In The Wind (Live)

Unique

Eagle Creek

The F.B.M.

A trip hop mashup of a couple Super Metroid tracks, with some weird distorty spoken word stuff from yours truly. 

Samples used:
Upper Maridia - Kenji Yamamoto
Lower Brinstar - Kenji Yamamoto
Midnight in a Perfect World - DJ Shadow (yes I sampled a song entirely made of samples, shut up)
Burn a Picture - Red Vox

Sapphire Blue

Poppers

ebb tide, azure sky : all makes parts and collision

A badass motherfuckin' DJ. All I care about is milkshakes. A porn star once told me she was disappointed in me. Also I make a bunch of weird music which is sometimes good.

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