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Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royale Rap Battle! 


Cri As Hi Walter ! 


RaccoonBro As Happy Anniversary 


M&Mattie As Hi Walter ! body actor


Dudz As Happy Anniversary body actor


Mixed by Light_IWNL 


Written by M&Mattie & King Ducky

Cover Art by Box Soldier

Beat prod. 2deep


Hi Walter !:

Hi Walter! It's me, your friend Patrick

I was at the mall, can you believe what happened!?

I saw this broken man trapped in a laughing fit

Claiming he's kidnapping kids but that's just a trick!


He's not a mad man you see, he's a sad sack who's pleased

By the families who plead, as he laughs at the deceased

As they sob on their knees, hes sat cackling at a screen

With lighting as bad as can be, plus he's in the shadow of me


Happy Anniversary:

Oh Patrick, poor Patrick, your shticks already done

Sad tricks, I mastered em, you just lack my cun

Actings shit, imagining, that's he's just met his love

And he quit when his victims cried, I sat and laughed at em!


You've got one famous bit, I've got a catalogue of skits

And all of them were hits, your art projects aren't shit

You made this with the entire crew you manned?

Well this time, you're the one leaving in a Dirtbag.


Hey Walter !:

The police arrived at the door and it put an end to ya

The only skits you have now are fucking phrenia 

And Walter, wanna know what's so funny about this

Like his family, this battle, and his vids, he's lost it!


Happy Anniversary:

Tried to find yourself love, but you couldn't get a clue

How could I consider you a threat with how she used you

And I can't understand how you handled that adversity

You were left behind for 6 years. Happy Anniversary


Hi Walter ! vs. Happy Anniversary - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Cri & RaccoonBroVA]

Mad Dummy Vs. Huggy Wuggy Rap Battle

WOOO TEKKEN 8 WOOO
Danii as Miguel Caballero Rojo
TheMonarchy as Cody Travers
Beat produced by Nigma
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Jort

Battle:
Miguel:
Step back kid, if you don’t want to get your ass kicked
The fact is, you’re lackin’ a backbone, it’s tragic
Attack this, you’re having regrets
Get back in your cell ‘fore you end up battered to death
I’m the.. red gentleman; Caballero Rojo
And I’m stepping in; you ain’t made of stone, though
Ay, you want to mess with me, ese? Better stop testing me
Or I’ll end up decking your neck with a blow to the throat, yo
You’re the mayor of your city, I figure it’s pretty shitty
That you still can’t get the girl of your dreams, I have no pity
For you, you think you’re witty but dude, you’re putting whiskey in you
I met with Jessica, you know that we got busy, you lose

Cody:
Congrats, you managed to make me tired.
What did I expect from Tekken’s dumpster fire?
Every time I’ve met a thug like you I’ve always floored em’
Now let’s see if I can do something about my boredom.
Ay, stop being so hot-headed, Habanero Rojo
Lookin’ like a dollar store matador with those clothes, bro
I know you want payback and I’m sure you missed her,
But your plans just blew up in your face like your sister

Miguel:
Ballsy move, fucker. I see you want to die, then
Beat all your street thugs, I’m scarier than Bison
I’ll put you in the ground, bro, fuck you and your crew
I’ll make you eat your teeth and all the words that you spew
The facts are; you’ve always been an annoyance to Haggar
How the hell’d you go to prison but manage to lack bars?
Go back to pushing pencils, this was never a fight
Or I’ll curbstomp you again; now get out of my sight

Cody:
Alright, you need to pipe down before I knock your lights out
This is ending right now. I’ve heard better from Guy’s mouth
Save speakin’ for the preacher; all your tough guy schtick is getting old
I’ve heard better lines from you prayin’ in confessionals
You’ve never learned to fight; maybe it’s for the best
Tryna let everyone know that you’re in Spain without the S
Trainin’ on your little quest to beat the shit out of Jin
You’re outmatched, outclassed, get this through your skin;
Kazama caused a tragedy inside of your family
I'm not sad to see this asshole weeping, tryin' attacking me
Instead I'll smack a bastard faster and send him right back to sleep
Blacking out and napping now, try to have some happy dreams.

Miguel Rojo vs Cody Travers - Rap Cypher #37

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus!

Written by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Gusstra Beats
Mixed by: SPM1000 

I.M. Meen: Meta
Preston: Grasman

Hapoy Maypril Fools!

IM. Meen:
Well, well, well!. It's Mr Peanut in the flesh! I thought he died in a crash and burned
Oh wait! It's a Slenderman clone? Again! They make make me sick; my stomach turned
Those graphics were made by a wretched child? Then I've got disses to make you cry
Let's not waste time with this Rabbit Hole! Let's dig his grave with my special rhymes
Now listen up, Preston. Here's a suggestion. Quit wasting your breath with your boring obsession 
Time passed by and your wife decided that by Christmas your presence was no longer a present
How tragic, you bookworm! (Haha!) Cry me a river. Your game makes me sick, but I can spit sicker!
You’re alone in a cell, while she’s casting my spells and I didn’t need to trick her!


Chorus

I.M. Meen:
I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP! 
GUARDIANS SAID LOCK YOU UP!
My dungeon’s a maze and you'll be amazed 
Like your game, I'll shut you down!


Preston:
I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!) 
PRESTON SAYS FUCK YOU UP! (HUUUUHH!)
You can't scape from my Prestonian Domain!
You're my little toy now! (Evil laugh)


Preston:
You fucking idiot! I want my damn clock back! 
Or I'll turn your labyrinth into a bloodbath!
Send all the pets you want, I've got time to leave you all DEAD! 
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
I'm addicted to rapping, you were kidnapping children and got the kids napping
At this Doom rip-off. You got me ticked off so stop it before Preston gets snapping!
Speaking of time, thanks for the tip. I'll dig into your past. It's kind of my thing.
I'm fucking your wife, she's kind of my bitch. I explored her catacombs, you son of a witch! 
This CD-i can’t see me in the eye. Bitch I am feeling fine. Nobody presses the opps like Preston
Never let your body rest, no. Like Houdinni, make you disappear like “Presto!”


Chorus repeats

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus (Ft. Meta and Grasman)

Gustavo Fring (Breaking Bad) VS Black Hat (Villianous) - Rap Battles!

Black Hat:
Hello inferior fiends! Black Hat here!
Lending a devilish hand to those that adhere
and demonstrating the erasure of any
tasteless rapper that appears!

I do revel in the deaths of heroes
But Fring’s redeeming bits end at 0
You’d fall under my weapons with the worst intentions
With the mere meth this peer owns

Trusted a junkie, yet your worst faults were
Once operation was halted by Walter
Stocks then dropped into the water (MWAHAHA!) 
Even harder than your partner!

One failed kill, Lydia took your whole crowd
There’s more than Hector who wouldn’t look at you now
In that case, you’re claimed in the name of the Black Hat Nation
Now…Any Takers?

Gus Fring:
Welcome “Mr. Hat”! My name is Gus…
I am sure thrilled that you’re dining with us
Here at Los Pollos, we cherish our crew
But I can’t say the same, how you carelessly rule

A man like you has no place in my family
Seen by those freaks that you're so poor at managing
Need help in handling? Then you should listen
As I show you how we do business
 
You use Flug as a scapegoat for flunking
His fails eat you away like a cage full of puppies
This tyrant hides his ego behind a big screen
Is that large hat compensating for something? 

You’re running a circus, I run an empire
You best make like an English Dub, and retire
Your crew brews problems you hardly defuse;
I’ve made boxcutters look sharper than you

Black Hat:
I see into your hivemind
Your pride dies, while mine thrives
Those chicken-fried lies hide crime
I never need to hide mine

That business model is nothing to my chilled-grin
Yours is fictional like your children
We’ll finish you Off-If you do keep On Ranting
Won’t just be Boxman I leave Unpackaged

Gus Fring:
Your poor work is sloppy, not to mention 
Your own family plotting against ya’
Yet your forgetting their efforts, no wonder that-
You’re constantly stalked by Dementia

I’m not scared of you, ‘cause you're scaring goons
You’re not very cruel, you’re just fairly rude
Worst case of a boss, failed to take command
So take this loss, and shake my hand

Written by CornCob7178
Mixed by Danii
Produced by Beatg33kz
Art & Thumbnail by CreeperPasta
Special Thanks:
Tompuffs
JosiahGamesTV
ForgottenSons
WeThinkCompany

Gus Fring VS Black Hat (ft. Danii & Luke Reardon) - Rap Battle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc5Gug-QYIg

Like An Animal - Arcadify (Zoonomaly)

UNLIMITED DISSES!!!!!!!!

Thanks again to Raisu for this lol

Emperor Palpatine:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Happy Appy the Crappy?
Was so crappy that everyone died of being so unhappy
I shoot lightning out my fingers, you only cause plane crashes
I don’t know what rhymes with crashes that would make sense here
This will be worse than the time you battled that posh Ian Hecox fuck
Yo, homeboy Vader, take this line for me! Search your feelings, you suck!
Looking like a candy apple mf but you’re anything but sweet!
Call me the protagonist of your pasta, ‘cause I just left you beat!
 
Happy Appy:
Howdy kids! It’s Happy Appy against Saddy Palpy in this rapping!
Rey may have been your grandchild but here I’ll be your daddy!
Listen here you little shit, I instill fear in every kid!
You only make them laugh when you yell about unlimited power bullshit!
Hey Forenzik rap for me for a bit! Palpatine? More like Poopootine!
Such a Dumb Angel (Get it?) that you fell to the Dark Side for the memes!
Why were you even elected? God, everyone in the prequels was stupid!
Call this the Death Star 2, ‘cause I’ll drop your wrinkly ass to your death!

Emperor Palpatine:
I am the senate, orangefucker, better show some respect
Or else I’ll have a sentient apple pie along with my sandwich
Bet you can’t even eat shit because you’re a piece of food
But at least you enjoy killing people. That’s a total mood

Happy Appy:
You hide in that hood because you’re so ugly it makes me cry
And because of you, this will never be a hood classic, amirite?
Suck my apple balls, Palpatine, you’ll never match up to me
Took such a huge L in this rap I’ll just call you Papatine!

Happy Appy Vs Emperor Palpatine

Chewiecatt X Nerdout / The Impostor Can't Hide - Mashup

Nancy Sings A Song Part 2 Stranger Things Season 3 Parody

WOTFI 2019 Rap By SMG4

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

I.M. Meen vs Preston's Hourglass - Rap Off Bonus (Ft. Meta and Grasman)

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