Bro, Im listening to this at 12 am I made a mistake but i cant stop listening T-T

man if ur gettin stuff of Amazon be Grateful 💀

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"Each month I get a random item from Amazon" Creepypasta

CREEPYPASTA STORIES-
►0:00 "I didn't realize how lonely a person could be until now" Creepypasta
►16:17 "These mysterious notes keep appearing, asking me to pay a fine" Creepypasta
►33:03 "The family next door kept a man under their house" Creepypasta
►56:49 "Do You Have Two Small Stitches Behind Your Ear?" Creepypasta
►1:08:24 "The mountain was closed for the season, but we climbed it anyway" Creepypasta
►1:24:01 "ZIP Code- 00666" Creepypasta
►1:52:57 "After months of prep, I am finally ready to tackle the 'Roadworks game'" Creepypasta
►2:21:25 "I accidentally broke a gravestone, and found a book sealed inside" Creepypasta
►2:42:25"‘The Children’s Play Area is Closed’" Creepypasta
►3:11:27 "The Quiet Hours On Sycamore Court Are From 8pm To 10am" Creepypasta
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination. 

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►"Good Places to Start"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YCb...
►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...
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10 CHILLING Horror Stories to wash away another Valentine’s Day unless you had a good time

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Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination. 

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►"Personal Favourites"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEa2R...
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The Last Voyage of the Rouse Simmons by Kyle Harrison

Mr. Tibbs as Todd Howard 
JustGamer as Hideo Kojima
Written by JustGamer
Chiseling by RNG
Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Commander Jacob

Todd Howard:
Here at Bethesda, we like to work as one unit 
Guess Konami didn’t feel the same and ditched this dumb nuisance
Be prepared, cause when Todd Howard steps up to spit
The Metal Gear franchise won’t be the only thing he loses
In terms of style over substance, your name’s the first listed
Only thing you’re good at is keeping Norman Reedus in business
And those character names really make you seem witless
Captain Obvious out here assuming his players are dipshits
Your life reflects your games with how you’re spending so much time alone
At least the quests I craft don’t leave gamers on their own
Dropping nukes on the track, my rhymes can kill
The master of stealth games should disappear like Silent Hills

Hideo Kojima:
Wow, you were able to speak
I thought all I’d hear was fans clapping over your speech 
And then they’d hail you online as video game Jesus
With reasoning more vague than those Starfield teases 
I’m creating cinematic experiences for my players
You‘re creating cinematics to only play in your trailers
But dedicated fanbases, you must be the expert
I’m excited to wait years for a snippet of your next verse

Todd Howard:
Yes we like to build hype, but then our sales kill right? 
My NPCs are more engaging than any script that you’ll write
And you’re one to talk about egos, yours is high as hell
To cameo in games as God or just playing as yourself
Todd Howard’s the greatest, you might be the lamest
Even 76 could top your whole greatest game list
Face it, you’re basic, got nothing left to give your players more 
Only person praising you is Keighley at the Game Awards

Hideo Kojima:
I’m the true Dragonborn, when I spit, the mic is hot
You’ve been out cold ever since you got bought by Microsoft
Now you have no sense of direction on where to go next
While I even top you when it comes to Smash Bros reps
But I’m not taking shit when you made Fallout worse
No NPCs, a battle royale and you said “it just works”
Only thing those deserted wastelands are gaining is dust 
And they’re so filthy, it’s no wonder your games are full of bugs
Both fans and critics are asking you to make things better
Then you squeeze them dry for cash by any measure  
Got past Konami, to me, you’re another beatable foe 
That will only be known for random memeable quotes

Hideo Kojima vs Todd Howard - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Figured I’d start uploading more of my more recent battles to here.

Mancha as Superhorse
Tommy Salommy as Aquarrior

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Valentine Productions
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Cover-Art by MC Fawful
Special thanks to Cranice

LYRICS:

Superhorse:
Out of all the 90s cartoons, this one they thought would stick?
Well, let’s do this like your only season, pal, and make it quick!
Now, I’ve sided with pigs, but they haven’t had as much hacks,
As this wack slashing kid who really thinks he’s all that!
So when I put pen to paper, this cage’ll meet his maker!
Only got famous by being another PSA faker!
Cause when you were designed at first, it seems you met a cruel fate,
Dude, you look like Captain Planet morphed to fight off Kool-Aid.

Aquarrior:
You can’t talk about my looks when you’ve got your places switched up,
I mean, this city horse? They must’ve had the farm-mixed up.
I’d reckon you’re taking second, so this battle? You’ll lose it!
Cause if you wanna bring beef… ask your villain to do it.
Don’t need Mr. Mineral to go and rock the mic!
So go back into traffic if you wanna try and stop this fight!
I’ve seen plastic bottles that have better rapping,
So face me and my blade and you’ll surely be left packing!
I’ll go spin discs so wicked against this critter that’s vintage,
There’s no need to pull the plug when he’s already sinking!
Don’t try to steal the win when all your copies are misused!
Cause it seems stealing from other heroes’ your biggest issue!

Superhorse:
You must be Crazy if you think I would fear this,
Even your Animation’s more Alive than your lyrics!
Spent decades in the pit of obscurity you’re hiding in,
Seems you’re not really a King at blowing up like Hydrogen.
Speaking of, maybe ask for tips on how to spit,
Cause right now, it looks like your ice castle’s all that’s got drip.
You can’t take my throne of 90s media when we forgot you!
You’re the heir? I’m in the air! Dude, I’m already above you!
I’m ripping a fake like a page and I’ll say that they’ll be in more hues than a cape!
Been making the bank while you’re raking in hate and I’m leaving you drowned like a foe in a lake!
I could claim it was a mistake to be clowning your show,
But I guess you should be used to being surrounded by flow!

Aquarrior:
I thought this fly kid would show some more violence,
Should’ve made like your cape’s initials and stayed silent.
Wanted to go take the gold, but you’ll stay at number two,
Cause when I go sound the horns, Superhorse will meet his doom!
Pushed your writers to the edge, tried to make a quack comic,
Then your story fell off worse than your first villain, how ironic.
It’s time I close the book on this foal, your whole story bores me,
So you don’t need to can it when the press did it for me!

Superhorse vs Aquarrior - TriangleBattles

Welcome back to another rap battle! To coincide with the video releasing today on the Triangleb channel, I’ve decided to release the audio for this battle on SoundCloud! It’s Christmas vs Hanukkah, two of the highest holidays of the year, who will win? That’s for you to decide!

Ego as Christmas
Rabi as Hanukkah

Written by MC Fawful and Cranice
Beat by Anywaywell (arranged by Quizzique)
Mixed by Jort
Cover-art by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

(0:15)
Christmas:
Ho ho ho, Christmas has come here to spit some flow!
Against a dragged out cash grabber who I’ll leave back out in the snow!
Trying to go toe to toe with the holiest day of the year? Now that’s an awful play,
Cause dude, you should know what happens when others go and cross my holiday.
Let’s go miracle V. miracle, your oils verse up-from-the-dead,
I don’t need a crown of thorns to know you’re touched in the head
Staying en masse under Christ, you know that we keep it merry!
When I’ve been carrying with my carols even before Mariah Carey!
This gilded faux oughta know that their tropes are best kept long ago
Cause who’s pulling up to the donut shop saying “yeah, can I get uhhh sufganiyot?”
You’re stuck in the past, I’m here in the present, your future is dimming, and it’s such a shame,
That hundreds of years were spent singing and dancing and yet there’s nobody that can spell your name!

(0:59)
Hanukkah:
I find it quite funny that you think that you’ll hold a candle to my bars,
Cause I got 8 Lines to light up this track and send you up there with your stars.
And really man, if that’s the best you give? You think they resent me, then you’re wrong.
Got some guy who comes down once a year saying “I’ve been away from my children for far too long.”
The Maccabees kicked ass in Israel, but dude, I heard all your Syrians lost. (Damn.)
And I don’t mean to turn your joy to tears, but I know my win’s gonna make y’all cross. (Ooh.)
So when I’m up and warring Christmas, then they’re for sure gonna be served,
Then you can go tell all those “Santa deniers” that your “Jesus” guy was on our side first.

(1:29)
Christmas:
I’d say come and join our side if you want some oil-less dishes
Cause jeez, even I couldn’t give life to those freaking soulless disses!
Hearing all this fire from me, I know that it must be stressful;
There’s no truce between these two titans when I’m spitting this heat at your temple. (Uh, look)
I’m rapping so clean even under the tree, and when branching out into your 3,
You still couldn’t make the cut above me; it’s unorthodox thinking you’d spit something clean!
I’m a gift to the families, but your weak selling out for a week got them failing financially,
Buddy, you winning’s something I am not buying, your victory’s the real fantasy!

(1:58)
Hanukkah:
Your whole shtick’s a babe in a manger, and I’ll be putting you in danger,
Mrs. Claus been making too many latkes for Santa, y’all gotta restrain her
And he’s around the world in one night, dude? Something tells me he’s fakin’ it,
Soaring so high that I bet that bottle’s not the only Coke he’s been takin’ in (heh.)
When you’re Sharing this track with me, best stay over there while I’m keeping lit up.
You couldn’t hope to be Half of me, think you’re causing these happenings but I think you’re kidding.
(Ugh) It’s best you Give up, you Get All the fame but forget who was blazing your trail through the sun
While I’m spinning these tracks, you just stand and do nothing, you’re coming out with Nun.
The OG original, you’re just a Saturnalia knock-off
I’ve rocked these same eight days for ages, you robbed Yule to get your paraphernalia rocks off
As the sun sets on this fight, just like your lights, you went out fast.
And just like the Thanksgiving Day Parade, you’ll stay in dead last!

Christmas vs Hanukkah - TriangleBattles

Vincent V. Cava  sent me an email that had some of these fantastic horror stories and I couldn't' break them apart. They're too good in a group! Enjoy guys!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzRVQUNifKs

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 06)

MicroHorror from Vincent V. Cava

UnsettlingStories is one of those authors that has a creative mind for gross out and Creepypasta monsters. This Halloween countdown needed him twice because the monster that he makes for number 7 is just too good to pass up.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D0qNt1D-hg

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2016/10/04/the-empty-cribs-on-hawthorn-lane/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 10)

The Empty Cribs on Hawthorn Lane by UnsettlingStories.com

A story by the ever popular Master of Horror. I know you all love stories about animals... you might not exactly love this tidbit of terror.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNH_vqb9gFs
Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2017/03/17/smokey-dog-rescued/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 12)

Smokey, The Dog I Rescued by UnsettlingStories.com

It's so nice to be back on schedule now that I'm back from the US.
CREEPYPASTA STORIES-
►0:00 "I finally found out what the tooth fairy has been doing with all my missing teeth" Creepypasta
►17:32 "I'm Never Filming Another Sn*ff Film" Creepypasta
►32:31 "There's a recipe for happiness" Creepypasta
►45:31 "I worked in a sub-sea tunnel. We found something not meant for this world" Creepypasta
►1:04:41 "Why you should never walk your dog at night" Creepypasta
►1:14:54 "We created the perfect human being" Creepypasta
►1:29:34 "I can't trust myself anymore" Creepypasta
Creepypastas are the campfire tales of the internet. Horror stories spread through Reddit r/nosleep, forums and blogs, rather than word of mouth. Whether you believe these scary stories to be true or not is left to your own discretion and imagination.

CREEPY THUMBNAIL ART BY►Xander Smith: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/2v55a

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7 REDDIT HORROR STORIES From Nosleep

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