Det var blevet daggry da vi endelig brød ud af Tupperware-sektens tempel.
Jeg kastede et blik tilbage på den sure gamle monosvensker, 
han kunne spare på bomuldet.
En eksplosion af flyvende aber slugte templet
og jeg lo, jeg lo. 

Snorkelfungus The 7th One

Som en fangevogter uden sikkerhed
En pølsemand uden panser 
En formidabel flugtbillist han standser 
Kun for benzin til sin gummiged 
Sadlet op og fuld af sved 
Dans med dine gummiled 
Hop da over stok og sten 
Indhent dine egne ben.

Deztroyer Of Zmøger (Lange Dej)

Salvation (Russian Corvette Remix)

listen to the drums - it is the sound of car door getting slammed shut.

Cutupautochase

Destroy Erase Improvise

Crooked Silverstarz is music from the trashcan. Songs started out as jams, as experiments for more dedicated bands, as spontaneous ideas or for the f**k of it. 

These "songs" are the last chance for a beat, a riff or a sample to get used before getting deleted. Or the only chance a song has of getting used at all. 

Music was produced by Scion, K, Jay and a host of random guests while the bong stood smoking on the table of various home studios and rehearsal rooms somewhere between 1993 and 2001.

Back then, you had to know us to hear us. Now we have the internet and nothing is secret or sacred. Listen, shake your head and run away in a panic. But enjoy the experience, and remember not to take anything seriously.