From the 2012 album "Good Music, Bad Preaching"

She ant bin wi me

3rd Dressed Man

Tory Cum Faces

I Like Running

See You Tomorrow

Ethnic Origin: Both

Does ear-flicking help morale?

Geordie Shores 5 - To discuss anything in connection with the wedding would be a breach of contract

Money Paid For Classical Records

From the 2013 album "365 Rainy Day Activities"

Off my tits on dissertation research

Crooks and Claridge make music using
accents,
air,
aleatory,
allusion,
amateurism,
amnesia,
amplitudes,
analysis,
arpeggios,
articles,
assonance,
auctioneers,
autotuning,
banter,
beauty,
beer,
bigotry,
booing,
books,
bottles,
broadcasts,
canons,
carols,
chance,
chords,
christmas trees,
claps,
clarinets,
clocks,
coincidence,
commentaries,
complaints,
conflation,
constraint,
correspondence,
creationism,
creativity,
criticism,
current affairs,
delusions of grandeur,
dialogue,
difference,
dishonesty,
dissonance,
documents,
domestic field recordings,
doors,
drones,
effort,
electricity,
emails,
ennui,
experimentation,
facetiousness,
fan favourites,
feedback,
feeds,
feet,
food,
football,
friction,
friends,
gadgets,
glass,
glitches,
glockenspiels,
guitars,
hands,
hardware,
harmonicas,
heartbreak,
humour,
ideas,
imitation,
improvisation,
inspiration,
interviews,
jokes,
journalism,
keyboards,
labels,
laptops,
laughter,
lighters,
lyricism,
macho threats,
managers,
mandolins,
maracas,
melancholy,
melodicas,
melodies,
memes,
memory,
missives,
mistakes,
modulation,
mutes,
names,
nonsense,
notation,
overdubs,
palm muting,
paper,
pastiche,
patience,
penalty kicks,
pencils,
philosophy,
pianos,
pitches,
plagiarism,
players,
plungers,
preparations,
press conferences,
public archives,
publications,
punditry,
quietude,
quotation,
rappers,
reality TV,
recycling,
recorders,
repetition,
rhythms,
riffs,
sampling,
science,
serendipity,
serialism,
sequences,
silence,
sincerity,
software,
spam messages,
Steves,
suggestions,
synchronisation,
syncopation,
syntax,
tabloid sensationalism,
talent contests,
tambourines,
teaching,
thank-­‐you letters,
tortoises,
toys,
trends,
trumpets,
truth,
tv,
twitter,
ukuleles,
uncreativity,
violas,
voices,
volume,
vulgarity,
water,
websites,
whistling,
windows,
words
and
youtube.