AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: Lazy Ape Farmer.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Blunt force trauma.

During the subject's tournament match against the "Drakest Lord*", it appears he became increasingly irate with the monkey's attempts at financial conversation, and attempted to knock it away utilizing magic. The monkey was thrown against a nearby group of rocks, and its skull was immediately fractured, knocking it unconscious. The "Drakest Lord*" appeared to take little note of this, and calmly exited the area. There were no further disturbances to the corpse following his leave.

[*Ties to Aubrey Drake Graham are unclear and should be inquired into]

FINAL RULING:
ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ (ɢʟᴏᴡᴜᴘ) ɪs (ᴠɪsɪʙʟᴇ)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇ
ᴀ ʟᴇᴛʜᴀʀɢɪᴄ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ...
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɪᴛʏ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ sᴛʀɪɴɢs
ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴜᴀᴅᴇᴅ, ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ ᴀssɪᴍɪʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ.. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ sᴀᴡ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ

ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛ: ᴘʏʀᴀᴍɪᴅ_sᴄʜᴇᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ

Songs used:
1) Clock Tower - Super Monkey Ball 2 (Monkeys)
2) Money - Mystery Skulls (Money)
3) Bad Apple - Touhou (Fruits)

[ 1ST PROVEN INNOCENT: LAZY APE FARMER ]

{ First sighting of PROJECT: PARAGON }
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SW73OPFKTu5xELXeTxi_njGwPx3yOPO_J4vqlzcvObY/edit?usp=sharing

(Crewmate 02 - My Uncle Who No Longer Works at Nintendo)
>Family, Work/Jobs, and Alcohol
(Family Guy // Men At Work // Working on the Weekend)
(Tipsy // Drunk // Drowning)
>Mysteries, Rumours, Paranoia, and Deception
(Mystery Skulls // Scooby Doo // Rumor Has It)
(Propaganda // Lyin’ 2 Me // GASLIGHT!)
>Videogame Secrets, Unused or Fan Content, and Video Game-inspired music
(Totaka’s Song // Why Oh You Are LOVE // Casino Night Zone)
(This World of Mine // Nook, Line, and Sinker // Sonic Utopia)
>Urban Legends and Internet Horror
(Mothman // Lavender Town // Eighth Wonder)
(Rainbow Factory // Mandela Catalogue // Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

{Stingy and PROJECT: PARAGON}
>Balloons and their Enemies
>Tower Defense / Flash-Originating Media
>Education and Puppets
>Balloons, The Sky, and Celebrations
>Capitalism, Possession, and Things Owned By Stingy
{CAPABILITIES MAY EXTEND BEYOND}

Songs used:
1) Airship Theme (Night) - Grassinio (Nintendo Uncle - Videogame Fan Content // Stingy & PROJECT: PARAGON - Things in The Sky)
2) Icy - Pink Sweat$ (Stingy & PROJECT: PARAGON - Money [$], Enemies of Bloons [Ice Monkey])
3) Drunk - The Living Tombstone (My Uncle - Alcohol, Dubious Statements [Just One Drink!] // Enemies of Bloons [Berserker Brew])
4) Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani ft. Eve (Stingy & PROJECT: PARAGON - Money)
5) Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls (Nintendo Uncle - Mysteries [who wrote Caramelldansen?])
6) We Don't Talk About Bruno - Encanto (Nintendo Uncle - Family, Rumours, Paranoia)
7) DK Rap - Donkey Kong 64 (Stingy & PROJECT: PARAGON - Enemies of Bloons [Primates])
8) Do It All The Time - I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Nintendo Uncle - Paranoia)
9) Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Nintendo Uncle - Urban Legends)

Arctic Wind

Saint Motel - A Good Song Never Dies (Jake from State Farm [DOATK - THE DEPLETED - Pulled in ʍolǝq os])
Flo Rida - Low (Jake from State Farm [DOATK - Jake from State Farm - A lot. Notably in his victory theme.])
Jason Charles Miller - Rules of Nature (Konami)

Victory! Stinkazoid

WASTELANDER 04 - Milk
(Render by @Funnyguy28)
Jack Stauber / Avant-Pop / Hypnagogic Pop
[adult swim] & Licensed or featured media / Artists featured
Dairy products / Things sold in grocery stores / Stopmotion
Pop operas / Life / Death

Jack Stauber - Coffee (Jack Stauber/Things Sold At A Grocery store/Claymation)
Jack stauber - Buttercup [Aubreth Remix] (Jack Stauber)
Del Claro - Fade Away (Hypnagogic Pop)
Jack Stauber - Peppermint (Jack Stauber/Stop Motion)
Jack Stauber - Milk (Jack Stauber/Dairy Products/ Claymation)
Jack Stauber - Inchman (Jack Stauber/Claymation)
Cavetown - Green (Claymation/Death)
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (Claymation)
The Sculptors Clayground Intro (Adult Swim)
Yungatita - Everyone Can See (Hypnagogic Pop)
The Real Zebos - Dead To Me (Death)
Lemon Demon - I Earn My Life (Life)
Snail's House - Hot Milk (Dairy Products)

(Track by justiceforever)

What Kind Of Milk Were You?

Made for Pop Tourney Epic, my mini-tourney. Check our Discord server: discord.gg/KHmHgruKN6

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/WAftPPP3ReEsy4aL8

ruymaa: another one? :3
Laybox: another one? :3
Aesop Coney: I- Like, dude, weren't previous twenty Melty Blood matches not enough for you two? What do you mean another one? I don't even like anime fighters that much!
ruymaa: anoth 

WINNER 12: Aesop Coney
- Coney, Arlo, Aesop Rock, and their frequent themes or associates
- Nintendo Wii exclusives, fighting or party games, and second-party Nintendo
- Underground hip-hop and hypemen or comedy artists
- Streamer culture, competitive gaming, and crossover media
- Royalty, lost civilizations, masks, and puppets

WINNERS 8: OOO, Limitless Liability Company
- ООО, Унитаз напольный, their in-jokes, and nonsensical comedy
- J- or euro-popularized genres, dorky rock, and music stealing
- Perfectionism-oriented or Discord VC-salvageable games
- Slavic media and early web, geek, or otaku cultures
- Aughts nostalgia, it's attitude, and silly or edgy media

- PinocchioP - God-ish (J-popularized genres, otaku culture)
- Red Vox - Why Can't This Be Easy (Dorky rock, streamer culture)
- Kirby: Planet Robobot - Rhythm Code (Kirby series, Slavic culture, silly and edgy things: Felix the Cat)
- Aesop Rock - Bloody Sandwich (Aesop Rock, underground hip-hop)
- Caesars Palace - Jerk It Out (Aughts nostalgia and commercials: iPod Shuffle)
- Aesop Rock - Gates (Aesop Rock, underground hip-hop)
- Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know (Dorky rock, commercials: Euromillions)
- Kirby Super Star - Candy Mountain (Kirby series)
- Bowling for Soup - Today is Gonna be a Great Day (Dorky rock, aughts nostalgia)
- Satisfaction - Benny Benassi (Commercials: Гиги за шаги)
- Eyedea & Abilities - Smile (Aesop Rock collaborators, underground hip-hop)
- Kirby: Planet Robobot - Studying the Power Plant (Kirby series)
- The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (Commercials: Pepsi Max)
- MF DOOM - Rapp Snitch Knishes (Underground hip-hop, masks)
- Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Aughts nostalgia, dorky rock)
- TMM12 - White Office March (Kirby series)
- Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (Hypemen artists, royalty, aughts attitude)
- Giga - BRING IT ON (J-popularized genres)
- Justin Bieber - Life is Worth Living (Arlo: The Thousand-Year Door)
- Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Dorky rock)
- Madeon - Finale (Discord VC-salvageable games, fighting games, commercials)
- Kirby, Melty Blood, and Super Smash Bros. SFX

[LR4 M2] God-less

Sources:
[VESSEL 09] moon child CADAVRE
Internet/Analog Horror, Found Footage, Found Lost media, ARGs, and prominent artists in them
The Legend of Zelda including Fan made , masks, and impeding doom/bad omens
Kids, childhood, and dark children's media
The moon, the night, eyes, and whispers
Skeletons, bones, and common Halloween monsters (Except ghosts)

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By: Tintas

Songs used:
Callie Mae - Break You Down (Internet Horror / Analog Horror / ARGs)
longestsoloever - Overthrone (Internet Horror / Analog Horror / ARGs)
Madeon - The Prince (ARG artists)
Dilly! - The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets (Internet Horror / Analog Horror / ARGs)
Z Sharp Studios - HEAVEN SAYS [MANDELA MIX] (Internet Horror / Analog Horror / ARGs)
Rob Zombie - Dragula (Halloween monsters)
Poppy - Choke (ARGs / ARG artists)
GamingPlush64 - Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident (Internet Horror / ARGs / Kids)
LOCKE - Regards (Internet Horror / Analog Horror / ARGs)
Owl City - When Can I See You Again? (ARG artists)
twenty one pilots - Heathens (ARG artists)
weevildoing ft. Tsurumaki Maki - AUDIT (Internet Horror / Analog Horror)
Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl (Eyes)
Set It Off - Why Worry (ARG artists)

Welcome one and all to the mysterious world of the Backrooms.
A 16 contestant ,double elimination KFAD inspired mashup tournament, with a new take on the stakes/Darker story tournament and a fresh batch of test S̴̛̪ǔ̵̹b̴̙̑j̷̧͊e̷̫̔c̵̗͠t̶̯̊t-Contestants.

Who will unravel the mysteries of the backrooms, and live to tell the tale?

𝓡𝓔𝓙𝓞𝓘𝓒𝓔.

[As the anxiety grows deeper, as she marches further into Old Site, the flames on her body grow larger. Because of this, despite it being below freezing, she's overheating.]

𝐹𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒽𝑜𝓈𝓉
𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒷𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝓈𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹

Lost 03 - Jeanine

- The Scary Jokes+Collaborators, and Needlejuice Artists
- Synthpop and Bedroom Pop Artists
- Isolation and Obsession
- WLW/Sapphic Media and Artists, Fire, and Greek Mythology

Songs Used:

Future Girlfriend - Pink Dance (WLW Media: Lovegirl)
The Scary Jokes - Pink Smoke (The Scary Jokes)
Takayan - It's okay to envy (Obsession)
The Scary Jokes - Do You Believe Me (The Scary Jokes)
Kawai Sprite - Pico (Needlejuice Records)

A Dance In A Room Filled With Smoke

Track by Demonickraken almost 2 years ago i know it was already reposted back when it was cancelled but nobody wants to make the fucking gummibar solo so this is what you guys get

[ ] BLACKPINK - DDU DU DDU DU (1B+ Views)
[ ] BLACKPINK - Kill This Love (1B+ Views)
[ ] twenty one pilots - Heathens (1B+ Views)
[ ] Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc (Virtual Artists)
[ ] Savlonic, The Living Tombstone - Epoch (Virtual Artists)
[ ] Your Favorite Martian - Alien (Virtual Artists)
[ ] Darude - Sandstorm (Early Internet)
[ ] IOSYS - Cirno's Perfect Math Class (Early Internet)
[ ] A Banana - I'm A Banana (Early Internet)
[ ] Yo Mama - Yo Mama Theme Song (Early Internet)

4D Killer

[benrey]: how about you try looking for a...   a passport instead... in stores february 26nd
[GUMMIBÄR]: What?

VOTE NOW!
https://forms.gle/xgo1NV3aqN3TnwUJ7

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Track By Tuney
Art by O-Boi

sources:
-dj jo - ECHO (Vocaloid)
-Marshmello - Alone (1B+ Views)
-The Chalkeaters, Ellen McLain, The Stupendium - Count To Three (Valve/First Person Shooters)
-Ludacris - How Low (Valve Fan-Content)
-Linkin Park - In The End (Early Internet, 1B+ Views/Valve Fan-Content)
-The Stupendium, Harry 101UK - The Most Fashionable Faction (Valve/First Person Shooters)
-Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (1B+ Views)
-Gummibar - The Gummy Bear Song
-Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Early Internet)
-Chaos Chaos - Do You Feel It? (Science, Tumblr Sexymen)
-Legend57 Rap Battles - Garten of Banban vs Preston's Hourglass (Tumblr Sexymen: PRESTON!)
-The Living Tombstone - Alastor's Game (Virtual Artists/Tumblr Sexymen/hazbin hotel if it was good)

[ R1 - M3 ] - DANCE THROUGH THESE ECHOS

Buildup by Tuney
Announcer Lines by Stormii

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GUMMIBÄR IS YOUR WINNER!

[GUMMIBÄR:] I don't need a passport, I've already been released worldwide in 43 languages!

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Gummibär - 63 VOTES [51.2%]
Benrey - 60 VOTES [48.8%]

[ R1 - M3 ] - THE RESULTS

Track by ME
Art by ME

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[SOURCES USED:]

Gummibär - Funny DJ
Gummibär - Rhythm Is A Dancer
Gummibär - Woof! There It Is
Gummibär - The Gummy Bear Song
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

Victory! - Gummibär

Tournament's cancelled, sorry everNVM WE'RE SO CROWN CRASHBACK

Discord: discord.gg/SG6sCEH (ITS ACTIVE AGGAIN_

[ R1 - M3 ] - THE RESULTS

Crown Crash: Double Dash! [UNCANCELLED]

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