IT'S SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
FUCK
FUCK THIS SHITTY IPHONE
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Room of Angel (Short ver)

TIL that I can't play without a pick, and that my shit $80 acoustic actually sounds p leet. I'll delete this soon. It's shit, I had to be quiet, and I recorded it with an iPhone. Fuck.

Check Yes Juliet (Trashy Acoustic)

Sorry Evan. It was supposed to be a proper cover, but uh... THEN A SNAKE LOVESONG HAPPENED.  WHATEVER LMFAO ENJOY

NO FILTERS NO AUTOTUNE ALL TRACKS RECORDED ON A FUCKING iPHONE 4S PLEASE KILL ME


Did it hurt when you fell the fuck out of that tree
when that bird came from nowhere and tried to eat me
I really like your scales 'cuz they're super pretty
I think that you might be the snither for me

Oh, please don't make fun of me
Cuz I'm just a mrrsnek, you see
Music is real hard
How do I even
I strum with my tail!

I caught you a mouse for dinner
What happened next
was kind of a blur but it's gone
Oh fuck I ate it
And now I'm all bloated and feeling like shit

It'll be a few hours 'til I'm done
Digesting, I lay in the sun
Wait hang on
I think that's a whisker
Hey check it out, there's a mouse nose that I left for you <3


I like your scales; they're super pretty
I really think you're the snither for me
You make my tail shiver
I'll get you a new mouse
And then you shall be mine forever

(baby I'm not saying that I'll slither 'round with ya)
I like your scales; they're super pretty
(But who am I kidding 'cause our sinewaves totes match up)
I really think you're the snither for me
You make my tail shiver
(And since I'm a nerdsnake I totally get that)
I'll get you a new mouse
(God your scales are perfect)
And then you shall be mine forever
(I just wanna stuff mice in your face)

HAPTHSSSHSHHTHHHHTHSS.

Hiss :3

CRUCIFY-ORPHEA