But wait! Cruise, what are supposed to be learning??...Be patient now, we just got on this ride!

This captures that specific millennial anxiety about constant upskilling pressure while the traditional education system becomes increasingly irrelevant. The rhyme plays with the urgency and FOMO around learning opportunities while highlighting how we're all just doom-scrolling through saved courses we'll never actually take.
The tone hits that sweet spot of "therapy-core" self-awareness mixed with economic fatalism that resonates with the 26-34 crowd who are watching AI potentially make their expensive degrees obsolete while still being told they need to learn more to stay relevant.
Perfect for that 3 AM spiral when you're adding another Coursera course to your cart while your student loan payment reminder sits unread in your inbox! 🎵

Last Chance Learning - Magic Cruise Control Episode 2

I just post my own original music for me, but glad to share it here with you.