Crunkcom: Dr. Bert

CHARACTER AND OPPONENT VOTING HAS ENDED. THANK YOU TO ALL OF THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED!

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Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Remix/Arrangement

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SOURCES USED:

Jazztronik - Future Talk

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CHARACTER SELECT - FINAL RESULTS

1. Dr. Bert (35.1%, 40 votes)
2. DoYaThing (34.2%, 39 votes)
3. ピースアップ | A TOWN DOWN, Jungle Rambo (32.5%, 37 votes)
4. The Bottle (28.1%, 32 votes)
5. A-Train (27.2%, 31 votes)
6. Remix 9 Karate Joe (26.3%, 30 votes)
7. *lThe Lone Warrior (25.4%, 29 votes)
8. Japanese Net-Rap Reaper, Numbuh 4, KorewaKirby (19.3%, 22 votes)
9. Dark Graciela (17.5%, 20 votes)
10. Trunks, TA13OO-CHAN, Bloody Gir (15.8%, 18 votes)
11. The Worm (14.0%, 16 votes)

OPPONENT SELECT - FINAL RESULTS

1. Numbuh 4 (52.7%, 48 votes)
2. Trunks (47.3%, 43 votes)

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MATCH SELECTED [CAMPAIGN NO: 1]

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Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

KMD - Who Me? (With an Answer from Dr. Bert) (KMD)
KMD, Brand Nubian - Nitty Gritty (KMD)
KMD - Black Bastards! (KMD)
Sesame Street - Arrangement #2 "Funky Chimes" (MF DOOM/Jim Henson)
De La Soul - Ghetto Thang (Native Tongues)
J Dilla Siren (Soulquarians)
KMD - Soulflexin' (KMD)
A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes - Scenario (Native Tongues)
KMD - Sweet Premium Wine (KMD)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Puppets)
Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Conscious hip-hop)
Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype (Conscious hip-hop)
MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes (MF DOOM)

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Crunk Jesus & NWG - B Is For Brand Nubian Friends

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Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

DR. BERT:
KMD - Plumskinnz (Oh No I Don't Believe It) (KMD)
KMD - Peachfuzz (KMD)
KMD - Get-U-Now (KMD)
DJ Shadow, De La Soul - Rocket Fuel (Native Tongues)
J Dilla - Hi. (Soulquarians)
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause (Political hip-hop)
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Sugar Pills (Medicine)
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt - The Next Episode (Medical practitioners)

NUMBAH 4:
The Avalanches - Flight Tonight (Australia)
Dexter's Laboratory - Back to the Lab (Cartoon Network)
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Robot Stop (Australia)
Incredible Crew - Intro (Cartoon Network)
Mitski - Francis Forever (Cartoon Network - Adventure Time)
William Crooks - don't look at me! (Anger)
Regular Show - Intro (Cartoon Network)
100 gecs - Billy knows jamie (Anger)
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Intro (Cartoon Network)

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R1P1 - PREPUBESCENT PEACHFUZZ [VOTE NOW]

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Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

DR. BERT:
Lil Ugly Mane - Slick Rick (Puppets)
Aaron Carter  - That's How I Beat Shaq (Answers)
J Dilla - Stepson to the Clapper (Soulquarians)
A Tribe Called Quest, Kendrick Lamar - Conrad Tokyo (Native Tongues)
Dr. Dre, Eminem - Forgot About Dre (Doctors)
Madvillain - Strange Ways (MF DOOM)
KMD - Smokin' That S*@%! (KMD)
Boogie Down Productions - My Philosophy (Conscious hip-hop)

NUMBUH 4:
Beastie Boys - Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun (Angry media)
Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers (Spy media [Kingsman: The Secret Service])
The Powerpuff Girls 2016 - Intro (Cartoon Network)
Rage Against the Machine - Bulls On Parade (Rage)
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better (Australian artists)
KYLE, Lil Yachty - iSpy (Spies)
Courage the Cowardly Dog - Intro (Cartoon Network) 

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M1P2 - DOC'S GETTING A LIL UGLY

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Results

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85 - 22
79.4% - 20.6%

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DR BERT VS NUMBUH 4 - RESULTS

Produced by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups
Art by https://twitter.com/tawnybarnowl

[ - FEATURING - ]

07 - CALIFORNIA THING
Katy Perry & Collaborators/ 2010s Hits/ Electropop & Dance-pop
Sci-Fi Horror/ Psychological Horror
California/ Girls/ Summertime & it’s activities/ Aliens
(Submitted by Magi)

[ - SOURCES USED - ]

Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Katy Perry)
Ennio Morricone - The Thing (Sci-Fi Horror, Aliens)
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Katy Perry, California, Girls)
PuffballsUnited - Hide (Sci-Fi Horror, Aliens)
Gatopaint - I Know It's You (Aliens)
Katy Perry - E.T. (Katy Perry, Aliens)

I saw you last night.

XIII - Among Us Girl

"What, where you expecting me to talk about how Among Us Girl is a "Sussy impostor" and that we should "vote for her"? If anything, that's probably what she thinks of me. She is NOT the impostor, and is here to stay!" 

SOURCES====

》Innersloth, murder mystery games & tasks in Among Us.
》Webcomics, Nerdcore & its artists.
》Aliens & Space.

EXAMPLES====

》Henry Stickmin, Disco Elysium, Higurashi When They Cry, Put Away Pistols, Record Temperature
》Cucumber Quest, CG5, I’ve Got No Time, Homestuck, Black Gryph0n
》E.T., Alien Boy, Shooting Stars, We’re Finally Landing, Planet Of The Bass

SONGS USED====

The Living Tombstone Ft. OR3O - Basics In Behavior [Blue] [[Nerdcore]]
Marshmello Ft. Bastille - Happier [Tasks in Among Us: Roast Marshmallow]
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights At Freddy's [Nerdcore]
The Living Tombstone Ft. Crusher P - 1000 Doors [Nerdcore]
Dua Lipa - Levitating [Space]
Nickelback - Photograph [Tasks in Among Us: Develop Photos]
Kesha - Spaceship [Space]
GatoPaint - I Know It's You [Innersloth, Nerdcore]
One-T Ft. Cool-T - The Magic Key [Tasks in Among Us: Insert Keys]
The Living Tombstone Ft. Eurobeat Brony - Discord [Nerdcore]
A Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away) [Aliens]

====CREDITS

Track by @cookiemadocookie

Missing The Hints

[ Amongst a life of drudgery, the portents of doomsday Holly saw in every shadow became a comfort. They took the edge off, helped her manage the expectations she set. Sure, she fucked up with the only other tolerable girl in a fifty mile radius. Sure, she's trapped in a shithole flyover town. Who cares? It won't last, so she thought. But now, plucked from her old life, she's faced with a far more immediate calamity. Her match is next. It's funny - Holly never thought she could feel empathy for a talking car, but its shrieking howls just won't leave her mind. She tries not to imagine what could have elicited sounds like that. ]

[ Honestly, she just wants to know who the hell she'll be facing. ]

3: Sweater Weather: After Dark

- The Neighbourhood, Mr.Kitty, their associates, and their genres*
- TikTok trends and artists who blew up from them
- Dead-end jobs, the apocalypse, and ways the world could end
- Desire, yearning, and heartbreak / lost love
- The nighttime, its activities, and "doomer music"

* [ The Neighbourhood: Indie rock, indie pop, alt-pop, ect. ]
* [ Mr.Kitty: Synthpop, witch house, synthwave, post punk (sort of), ect. ]

STRENGTH: POKER FACE
WISDOM: INTROSPECTION
PSYCHIC: MELANCHOLY
WEAKNESS: MOTIVATION

Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (Mr.Kitty genres: Synthpop)
Billie Eilish - Therefore I Am (The Neighbourhood genres: Alt-pop)
Billie Eilish - xanny (Alt-pop)
Tyler, The Creator ft. Kali Uchis - See You Again (Lost love, nighttime activities: Dreaming)
jaydes - rose (Heartbreak, The Neighbourhood genres: Indie rock, TikTok)
Mike Oldfield - Nuclear (Ways you can end the world, dead-end jobs: Security contracting)
Jakob - Aural (Indie rock)
The Neighbourhood - Fallen Star (The Neighbourhood, heartbreak)
Metal Gear Solid V - Sins of the Father (Ways you can end the world, dead-end jobs: Security contracting)
Gorillaz ft. Kali Uchis - She's My Collar (Synthpop, desire)

She Sold Saturn

[ RESIDENT 10-B IS IN PROGRESS. ]

(RESIDENT 10 - THE SPOKESCANDIES)

THE SPOKESCANDIES’ MELTING HASN’T CEASED TO STOP. 

- THE M&M’S, ADVERTISEMENTS & THEIR MASCOTS/SPOKESPEOPLE
(SOY YO, STATE OF UNREST, THEY DON’T MAKE EM LIKE ME)
- EMINEM, HIS COLLABORATORS/ASSOCIATES & WHITE RAP MUSIC
(RAP GOD, VENOM, DR. DRE)
- CANDY/SWEETS, NUTTY/SUGARY FOOD & ANTHRO OBJECTS
(CANDYMAN, SUGARCRASH!, CAKE BY THE OCEAN)
- WHAT THE M&M’S HAVE DONE & CELEBRITIES/ARTISTS FEATURED IN THEIR COMMERCIALS
(AIRPLANES, SMART RACE, CANNIBAL)
- CHRISTMAS, WINTERTIME/THE COLD & CHARACTERS THAT SAVED CHRISTMAS
(JINGLE BELL ROCK, I AM THE GRINCH, INSPECTOR GADGET)
- THINGS THAT MELT, EMPTINESS/NOTHINGNESS & PARASITES
(SNOW FAIRY, BUT NOBODY CAME, MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE)

VICTORY! - THE SPOKESCANDIES

ART BY: [Calebddfwa]
TRACK BY: [Carmel]
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(10 - FRANK SINATRA)

- Frank Sinatra/Rat Pack, their associates & Crooners artists
(Fly Me To The Moon, That's Life, Luck Be A Lady, Strangers In The Night)
(Carmen McRae, Aretha Franklin, Antônio Carlos Jobim, Dionne Warwick)
(Dean Martin, Rudy Vallée, Michael Bublé, Seth MacFarlane)

- Artists in the Classic Pop/Big Band/Jazz genres & 40s-60s Hits
(Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Peggy Lee, The Four Aces)
(The Chordettes, Louis Armstrong, Charles Mingus, Bobby Darin)
(We'll Meet Again, Take The A-Train, Chuck Berry, Tutti Frutti)

- The mafia, organized crime & New York/other cities
(The Godfather, The Sopranos, Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew, Mafia City)
(Talkin' New York, Brooklyn's Finest, Harlem Blues, N.Y State Of Mind)
(Havana, Viva Las Vegas, Woman From Tokyo, I'm Shipping Up To Boston)

- Flight, the moon, luck & karma
(Fly Away, I Believe I Can Fly, Learning To Fly, Jet Airliner)
(Talking To The Moon, Shame On The Moon, Moon River, Claire De Lune)
(Get Lucky, You Get What You GIve, Take A Chance On Me, Before He Cheats)
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Songs used:
Andy Williams - Speak Softly, Love (Organized crime, The mafia: Godfather 2, Jazz)
Frank Sinatra - That's Life (Frank Sinatra, Karma)
Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (Frank Sinatra, Flight, The moon)
Robbie Williams - Ain't That A Kick In The Head (Sinatra associates, Crooners, Jazz, 60's Hits, Organized crime, The mafia)
The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman (Jazz, Classic Pop, 50s Hits)
Frank Sinatra - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (Frank Sinatra)
Simon Viklund - And Now We Run! [Stealth] (Organized crime)
Frank Sinatra - My Way (Frank Sinatra, Karma)
Kill Bill Siren SFX (Organized crime)

Fly Softly, Love

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

KMD - Plumskinnz (Oh No I Don't Believe It) (KMD)
Sesame Street - Bert's Blanket (Jim Henson)
De La Soul, Jungle Brothers, Q-Tip - Buddy (Native Tongues)
The Roots - 100% Dundee (Soulquarians)
Madvillain - America's Most Blunted (MF DOOM)
The Roots - Without A Doubt (Soulquarians)
KMD - Gimme (KMD)

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Crunk Jesus & NWG - Rooted In The Soul (De La, That Is)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f0jsM3f7ny8n3DF9vLxM52Demih6rb1Z-K9sbY8bvX0/edit

(RESIDENT 01 - THE STAR)

[THE STAR HAS FLEW HIGH INTO SPACE, BECOMING ONE WITH THE MANY STARS FLOATING OUT THERE.  DESPITE ALL SHE WENT THROUGH IN HER LIFE, EVEN WITH DEATH, TRAGEDY AND HER LOSSES COMING INTO HER WAY, SHE HAS FINALLY BECOME THE STAR SHE’S ALWAYS DESIRED TO BE, EVEN IF IT’S NOT WHAT SHE EXPECTED.]

-JACK STAUBER/TOM CARDY/KUSAM, ANYTHING ASSOCIATED & ANIMATION MEMES
(THE BALLAD OF HAMANTHA, THE BALLAD OF SMOKIN’ JOE RUDEBOY, [ADULT SWIM])
-WEIRDCORE, ITS GENRES, SYNTH/PSYCHEDELIC POP & BALLADS
(IT’S OK YOU’RE OK, TICKET TO THE MOON, YEAH RIGHT)
-MIXED MEDIA, ANALOG AESTHETICS & STOP MOTION
(SMILING FRIENDS, FLUORESCENT, CORALINE)
-MEAT/FACIAL FEATURES, ORGANS/HANDS & DISEASES
(PEPPER STEAK, PANDA EYES, DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS)
-RUDENESS/VULGARITY, WESTERN MEDIA/TROPES, HEAT & WHAT EMITS IT
(WANT YOU GONE, WOW WOW, HAND IN THE FIRE)
-SPACE/DEATH, THEIR CONCEPTS, WANTS/DESIRES & STARDOM/CELESTIAL BEINGS
(SPACE ODDITY, DEATH OF A BACHELOR, ALL I WANT)

VICTORY! - THE STAR

Pharmakos 11. Lucas Cruikshank (ποιητής)

One day he will be remembered as the pioneer of unfiction that he was, instead of just as an annoyance.  

-Old YouTube & it’s culture/creators
-Nickelodeon media & artists
-Unfiction & Fake Media Portrayed As Real
-Hyperpop, Nightcore, Ska & Weezer

Sources:
Finn M-K - Caramelldansen (Finn Only) (Old YT Culture/Nightcore/Ska)
Victoria Justice - Make It Shine (Nickelodeon)
100 gecs - Doritos and Fritos (Hyperpop/Ska)
Fred Figglehorn - Girls Are From Uranus (Old YouTube/Nickelodeon Artists/Ska)
bmepnt - Party in the U.Z.A (Old YouTube; Party in the USA/Unfiction)
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression I Get (Ska)
skameleon - Wonderwall (Ska Cover) (Ska)
Tomska - 9/11 Ska Song (Old YT Creators/Ska)
Weezer - Say It Aint So (Weezer)
Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls (Old YT Creators)

Those Girls (They Hate Me)

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