AUTOPSY REPORT

DECEDENT: Aubrey Drake Graham (?)
CAUSE OF DEATH: Attempted Dismemberment

During the events of the tournament match between the Statue of Liberty and the "Drakest Lord," As the "Broadway Show" went on, the stress of the situation built higher. It became clear to both that only one could make it out of the match, and the stage play both were forced into performing took a violent turn. The "Drakest Lord," tried to attack the Statue in any way he could, bragging about those he had beaten before. He tried a multitude of tricks, including Bear traps, a fake hole on the ground, and even an anvil, recalling the mysterious death of his previous opponent. None of these did much of anything against the Statue of Liberty's copper. Frustrated, he decided to take things more directly, and punched her straight in the face. This did appear to hurt and anger the Statue, but as his hand hit the metal, it began to swell bright red, and he yelled out in pain.
Unexpectedly, he was suddenly swatted out of the sky, and his head fell right onto a bear trap, locking him in place. He was then picked up off the ground, and stretched thin as if trying to tear him limb from limb. This did not have the supposedly intended effect, however, as his entire body stretched out like rubber, and began to tear as it was strained thin. The body of the "Drakest Lord" was then thrown onto the ground. The Statue of Liberty, whose involvement in the death is unclear, was allowed to move onto the next round. 
Previous to the body's recovery, the mangled corpse attempted to drag itself towards the exit, but did not get very far before falling completely still.

FINAL RULING
The "Drakest Lord" has been cleared of all suspicion, and must have been innocent of any form of manslaughter.

Songs used:
1) Toon Catastrophes - Kyle Allen Music ft. CG5 & Annapantsu (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
2) Now or Never - Horror Skunx (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously) 
3) Stuck Inside - Green Skeleton [dotwav] (Villains, Green ”Drake”, Collaborators, Goofy Ahh Music, Parody)
4) Cursed Woody Sings a Song - Aaron Fraser-Nash (Villains, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
5) There's a Platypus Controlling Me - Phineas & Ferb (Villains)
6) Kill Bill - SZA (Heartbreak)
7) Pickle Chin Theme - Sheriff Domestic (Facial Features, Goofy Ahh Music)
8) Oh My God - Masta Artisan (Heartbreak, Things I Cannot Take Seriously)
9) Sneaky Snitch - Kevin MacLeod (Goofy Ahh Music)
10) Snuff Out the Light - The Emperor's New Groove (Villains)

[ 9TH PROVEN INNOCENT: DRAKEST LORD ]

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LORE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aCQkgIANVxSE-ZRgqUVUALiA9GA_PqhTwtcRjO1V6pI/edit?usp=sharing

- King Gizzard & The Electric Lizard - Intrasport (Murder/Substance Abuse)
- Third-Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (90s culture/Substance Abuse)
- Dua Lipa - Dance The Night (Toys/Film culture)
- Sixpence None the Richer - Kiss Me (Seth McFarlane [used in FG])
- Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Jazz/Masks)
- Fountains of Wayne - Too Cool for School (Scream, baby! [Scary Movie]/ Bad Influences)
- Blondie - Call Me (Cinema Horror/Phones/Toys [Bride of Chucky])
- SZA - Kill Bill (R&B/Murder/Obsession)
- Lou Bega - Mambo no.5 (90s culture)
- Beck - Loser (Insults/Bad Influences/90s culture/Alt. Rock)
- Dead by Daylight - The Mastermind Chase Music (DBD/Big Band)

[R1M1 P2] INSTIGATOR, ENEMY ELIMINATOR

(Track by @hibiscus_sunrise)

[ PART 2 OF 2 ]

@dinkles_fun_tournament_2

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(DOOMED 06 - DUBIOUS DUO)
- "Twitch" games/streamers, & Ninja/MrBeast collaborators
- R&B, Synthpop, & Fortnite artists
- Money, greed, & nature
- Shooters & guns, & MrBeast Challenges

(EXPERIMENT ?? - THE DISEASE)
- HORROR MEDIA, MONSTERS, CLASSIC CINEMA/LITERATURE AND FUCKED UP SHIT
- RJD2, THEIR GENRES, SAMPLE-HEAVY MUSIC, AND OTHER AMALGAMATIONS
- THE UNDEAD, SICKNESS, DEATH, AND WHAT DIDN'T STAY DEAD
- CREATIVE STRUGGLES, LETHARGY, AND STUPID CHOICES/DECISIONS
- ROGUELIKES AND OTHER MEDIA THAT MAKES YOU FEEL TIRED

Songs used:
Nicholas Britell - Succession [partially arranged] (Both - Money, greed, MrBeast: Ages 1 - 100 Fight For $500000 / Instrumental hip-hop, sickness: the souls of the 1%)
The Alchemist, DJ Shadow, Woody Jackson - We Were Set Up (Both - Shooters: GTA 5 / Instrumental hip-hop artists)
BLK ODYSSY, Bootsy Collins - HONEYSUCKLE NECKBONE (DDuo - R&B, Fortnite artists, nature)
Freshy Kanal - Squid Game vs MrBeast (Both - MrBeast / Media that makes you feel tired)
Gorillaz - She's My Collar (DDuo - Synthpop, Fortnite artists)
Matchbox 20 - Disease (Rag - Sickness)
Joywave - Blastofff (Both, Fortnite / Death)
RJD2 & Aaron Livingston - Charmed LIfe (Rag - RJD2)
Bruno Mars - Grenade (Both, Fortnite artists / Death)

[DOATK x DINKLE] Crown or a Collar

𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐄: thE last two challEngErs to facE mE wErE outpacEd Easily. what makes you think you stand a chancE EithEr?
𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄: -< tru$t me id rather be doing literally anything el$e than li$tening to your bitcha$$ rn ]
𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐈𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝓱єㄚ, Ｗⓔ Δl𝕝 Ŝ𝐩єÃҜ 𝕨έiⓡＤ𝕃𝕪! ίรℕ'𝐭 ţнคᵗ 千ᑌ𝓷几у?

(The boss is unable to affect the outcome of the current match, but it is up to you to decide if it is ultimately defeated or not.)
https://forms.gle/Sh8ri4t9MnKQyWoXA

Track by @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups.
Art by twitter.com/TawnyBarnOwl.

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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - MEGALOVANIA (SMB Injokes, Mii integrations, Homestuck, Clothes)
Mittsies - Metallurgy (Ghosts)
Sheet Music Boss - RUSH 🅱 [Electronic Remix] (Sheet Music Boss)
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci (Clothes)
Sheet Music Boss - Megalovania but it gets harder and H A R D E R (Sheet Music Boss, SMB Injokes, Piano, Homestuck)
Lil Tecca - Ransom (Gunna collaborators, Trap)
Sheet Music Boss - Metal Crusher but it sounds RUSSIAN (Sheet Music Boss, Piano, Homestuck composers, Vanity)
Sheet Music Boss - Battle! Academy Ace Tournament from Pokémon Scarlet & Violet (Sheet Music Boss, Piano, Pokémon, Homestuck composers)
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Dreams Of Our Generation (Mii integrations)
Sheet Music Boss - Your New Home from The Amazing Digital Circus (Sheet Music Boss, Piano)
Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald - Littleroot Town (Pokémon)
Kids See Ghosts - 4th Dimension (Ghosts, Lil Baby collaborators)

R4M1 [BOSS!] but the track goes harder and H A R D E R

Artwork by: https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

nao.paradigm - 0x1311 (Rhythm games - DJManiax)
Tsunku - Beautiful One Day (Ko Takeuchi/Rhythm games, Trans-associated media)
SOPHIE, Kim Petras, BC Kingdom - Reason Why (Transgender artists)
Vince Staples, Kendrick Lamar - Yeah Right (Transgender artists: SOPHIE) 
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Ringside (Ko Takeuchi/Rhythm games)
Katy Perry - Roar (Felines)
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Screwbot Factory (Ko Takeuchi/Rhythm games)
Parappa the Rapper DJ Scratch SFX (Rhythm games)
Doja Cat, Rico Nasty - Tia Tamera (Felines)
Vylet Pony - ANTONYMPH (Transgender artists)
Tsunku - Dreams of Our Generation (Ko Takeuchi/Rhythm games)
Newgrounds Death Rugby - Hate On An Otter (Transgender artists)
Eve - Dramaturgy (J-pop)

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The planned album for the winner has been cancelled! Thank you for all your support!

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Renders by Dreem!

EXT4NT - ​too much for zblock (Both)
METAROOM - THE BAD ROOM (Stupid Bus)
Outkast - ATLiens (Garry)
Clarence Clarity - Buck-Toothed Particle Smashers (Garry)
Jane Remover, Danny Brown - PSYCHOBOOST (Stupid Bus)
Dorian Electra - Sorry Bro (Stupid Bus)

never bhop in ATL

[special thank you to dreamingfifi and eno for their support and contributions ui and art wise respectively


The Amazing World Of Gumball - The Spinoffs (Cartoon Network)
The Amazing World Of Gumball - The Disaster (Cartoon Network)
Bola Adekimi - Violence Is A Menace ([adult swim])
Aviators - Mechanical Instinct [Techno Cinema Remix] (house music., The Night, Robots)
Justice - D.A.N.C.E. [COMPAKT Remix] (Dreamworks: Trolls/YTPMV Culture: D.A.N.C.E./house music., Motown Artists: Michael Jackson, Dancing)
Daniel Pemberton - The Prowler (Superhero Media: Into The Spiderverse/Things you find scary/21st-Century Comedy/Masks)
Dust Devil - D-Code ([adult swim])
HIDEKI NAGANUMA - AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE A FUNKY BEAT (FFAF: UP NEXT ~ AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE AN AMAZING TIME)
atsuover - Good Enough (FFAF: A GOOD ENOUGH BRACKET TRACK)
kiwiquest - Lore V3 (FFAF: WAITED FOR YOU ALL NIGHT)
Daft Punk - The Prime Time Of Your Life (Television/Dreamworks Artists/Horror/house music., Robots, Masked Artists)
Michael Kohler - Cartoon Cartoon Fridays Theme (Cartoon Network)
atsuover - UP TO SNUFF! [I'm On Fire] (FFAF: GETTING HEATED!)
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (...)
Batman 1966 - Transition Sound (Superhero Media, Men)
Madeon - ABSOLU ('Dark' Genres, 'Horror', The Mind, Red & Black)
LMFAO ft. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock - Party Rock Anthem (LMFAO)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (SoundClown Culture, Vulgarity)
Ke$ha - TiK ToK (Book-To-Film Adaptations: Diary of A Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules/electropop music., Partying, 2010s Hits)
Scott Wozniak & Garrett Williamson - Why Don't You Play Them? (YTP Culture: Scott The Woz, Christmas)
Persona 5 - Last Surprise (Jerma985, The Mind, Red & Black)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Word Salad, SoundClown Culture, Gay People)
clipping. - Air 'Em Out (Dreamworks Artists: Daveed Diggs/Horrorcore)
2 Mello - Here I Go (Vocal Sampling)
REZZ ft. Grabbitz - Someone Else ('Dark' Genres, Red & Black: REZZ/house music., Robots)
bbno$ - lil' freak (The Motown Sound, Dancing/Yung Gravy Collaborators, Pop Rap/Twitch Streamers: MoistCr1TiKaL/Vocal Sampling, SPAMTON MUSIC.: MONEY)
Kevin MacLeod - Electro Cabello (Jerma985)
Mystery Skulls - Ghost (Twitch Streamers: grayfruit/house music., Hidden Identities)
Justice ft. Tame Impala - Neverender (Dreamworks Artists, Accidents/house music.)
UNDERTALE - Gasters Theme (Toby Fox)
Kenet & Rez - Unreal Super Hero 3 (Heroism/Old Internet Culture/Keygen)
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic (Dreamworks Artists/house music., Robots, Masked Artists)
Soulja Boy - Crank That [Soulja Boy] (Dancing/SoundClown Culture)
C2C - Delta (house music./Vocal Sampling)
Justice - Chorus (Dreamworks Artists/house music.)
Invader Zim - Theme Song (???/Old Internet Culture)
rinaten - homer edm (???/house music.)
Tenacious D - ...Baby One More Time (Dreamworks: Kung Fu Panda 4)
The Lonely Island ft. Charli XCX - Here I Go (The Cops/Egotism/Will Ferrell Media: SNL)
King Gnu - SPECIALZ (The Color Red, Death/Chaos)
Ben Locket - The Amazing World Of Gumball Theme Song (Cartoon Network)
Michael Kohler - Cartoon Network 'CHECK it' Era Jingle (Cartoon Network)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Dreamworks: Dog Man/house music., Old Internet Culture: Daft Hands, Robots, Masked Artists)
The Living Tombstone - Zero One (Robots, Masked Artists)
Various Character-Related SFX

THE DAWN IS UPON US [a finn for a fish final four medley]

YT VERSION/VISUALS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIzhV5PKW4

V.A.L.: I can sense that my mere presence intimidates you. Need I say anything else about how pathetic you are?
NOSTALGIA CRITIC: O-okay. One creepy thing on TV that ruins my childhood, I can handle. ANOTHER?! I need to get out of here.

VOTE NOW!: https://forms.gle/nPCRzuc6iA31zepa6 
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TRACK BY: [Umbra]
ART BY: [Umbra, Calebddfwa, PolarOpposite44, BananaFlan]
WRITING BY: [Apollo]
EDITING BY: [Calebddfwa]
FEATURING: [Burnt Fishy as V.A.L.]
CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: V.A.L., The Nostalgia Critic
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Songs used:
churgney gurgney, HassenX Animations & LYMPHH - Fake Baby (Internet Horror, Television/Reviewed [Babies], The Mind)
AND ONE - Sometimes (EBM/The Mind)
Silent Partner - Slow Shock (Disturbing Content/Internet Reviewers [Dead Meat])
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Rock Opera, Early Internet Culture)
Linkin Park - Numb (Early Internet Culture, The Mind)
Shark Island - Father Time (Critic-Reviewed: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Hard Rock)
Pumodi - devText (Internet horror: INTERLOPER)
009 Sound System - Dreamscape (Video technology/Early Internet, The Mind)
FLAVOR FOLEY ft. Hatsune Miku - Static (TV-related concepts, Children's programming, The industry/The Mind, Nostalgia)
Cat System Corp. - Morning Commute (Signalwave, TV-related concepts/Destruction)
Rob Scallon, Doug Walker - We Need More Victimization (Disturbing content/Channel Awesome, Reviewed [Pink Floyd's The Wall])
No More Heroes - Cashmere Cannonball (Ranged Weaponry)
Packtion - Beautiful Creature [+ Human Version] (Disturbing Content)
Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Analog horror, Television [Click], Fear/Reviewed [Click, Pixels, Despicable Me 4])
Pink Floyd - The Trial (Disturbing content, Fear/Reviewed [Pink Floyd's The Wall], The Mind)
Sonic.exe - Hill (Internet horror)
Inscryption - The Temple of Technology (Video Technology, Disturbing Content, Artificial Intelligence)
Toby Fox - Friend Inside Me (TV-related, Children's Programming, Disturbing Content, Faces/Reviewed [Toy Story], Early Internet)
SEAMAN - Something Really BAD (Disturbing content, faces)
Nine Inch Nails – LESS THAN (Creepypasta [Polybius]/The Mind, Destruction)
Michael Skitch Schiciano - The Review Must Go On (Video Technology/Channel Awesome)
The 88 - Biggering (The Industry/Reviewed [The Lorax], Rock Opera, Early Internet Culture, Destruction)

[S3E3 PART 1 - VOTE NOW!] - Tear It All Down

🎸 VORYNTH (Self-Titled Album)
Blues-rock, reborn in fire and digital myth.
Debut album from UK-based queer artist Vorynth: raw riffs, soulful storytelling, and bold, myth-soaked lyrics collide in anthems of defiance and transformation.

Crafted in creative partnership with Suno’s advanced vocal AI, each track is an intimate rebellion against silence, chronic illness, and conformity. From the fierce journey of "Devil’s Highway" to the reflective power of "Fourteen Fourteen", this self-titled release turns personal scars into sonic strength.

Blues. Myth. Identity. Amplified.

Written & Performed by Vorynth.
Vocals powered by Suno AI, custom-trained to amplify my authentic voice.

When life said no stage—music found another way.

Ashes On My Boots

my album is designed around a movie (The Lost Boys)

10 . Gonna Light It Up Tonight

SMUGGLIN' - Alt Cut (PHAZIKK). 

A remastered vision of my song. 

SMUGGLIN' - Alt Cut

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