Crunkcom: Dr. Bert

---------------------------------------------------------------
Artist: Enoderen twitter.com/Enoderen , CyManCyan (stock) @cymancyan
Musician: FriedWeegee @friedweegee
Join the Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/5U8vwedG55
---------------------------------------------------------------
THE SCOUT
Think fast, chucklenuts! It’s the freakin’ best class in the game, so get ready to rage quit! Hailing from Boston, Jeremy is here to prove that he’s a force of nature packed with some soothful Tom Jones music to boot! You best be ready to get dominated, tons of fun, cause I mean…do you even know who you’re talking to?

“Sourcelists”? What do I look like a chump ‘ere!? Hell, freakin’, no! Do I look stupid to you, pally? I. Am. The. Scout. Here. So you best believe I’m gonna pull whatever freakin’ crap I want!

Such as:
- Valve & it's fan-content
- Shooter Games 
- Sports & training segments/montages
- Speed/Characters who are fast
- Athleticism/Exercising
- Boston or other New England state artists
- Cities/City Life
- Tom Jones & his collaborators
- Pop/Blue-Eyed Soul
- Jerma985 and other streamers
- Beverages & radiation 
- Guns & warfare
- Chicken
-...and any other stuff Scout likes
---------------------------------------------------------------
Songs Used:
Valve Studio Orchestra - Team Fortress 2 [Valve]
Tom Jones & Mousse T. - Sex Bomb (Peppermint Disco Radio Mix) [Tom Jones]
Valve Studio Orchestra - Mannrobics [Valve: TF2, Athletics: National Championship Aerobic Theme]
Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding [Speed, New England Artists: New Jersey]
Lalo Schifrin - Magnum Force Theme [Valve: TF2, Guns: Magnum Pistol]
The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling [Jerma985]
Hideki Naganuma - Ain't Nuthin' Like A Funky Beat [Sports: Lethal League, Speed, Jerma985: Heavy Association]
Aerosmith - Dream On [New England Artists: New Jersey]
Valve Studio Orchestra - Rocket Jump Waltz [Valve: TF2, Athletics]
JerryTerry - See That Headshot! [Jerma985, Valve Fan-Content]
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up [Blue-Eyed Soul]
MatrixMarioX, MowtenDoo - Bonkumiru [Valve Fan-Content, Beverages: Chirumiru]
TF2 SFX

[S02.5 01] Victory! Scout

CHARACTER AND OPPONENT VOTING HAS ENDED. THANK YOU TO ALL OF THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED!

---

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Remix/Arrangement

---

SOURCES USED:

Jazztronik - Future Talk

---

CHARACTER SELECT - FINAL RESULTS

1. Dr. Bert (35.1%, 40 votes)
2. DoYaThing (34.2%, 39 votes)
3. ピースアップ | A TOWN DOWN, Jungle Rambo (32.5%, 37 votes)
4. The Bottle (28.1%, 32 votes)
5. A-Train (27.2%, 31 votes)
6. Remix 9 Karate Joe (26.3%, 30 votes)
7. *lThe Lone Warrior (25.4%, 29 votes)
8. Japanese Net-Rap Reaper, Numbuh 4, KorewaKirby (19.3%, 22 votes)
9. Dark Graciela (17.5%, 20 votes)
10. Trunks, TA13OO-CHAN, Bloody Gir (15.8%, 18 votes)
11. The Worm (14.0%, 16 votes)

OPPONENT SELECT - FINAL RESULTS

1. Numbuh 4 (52.7%, 48 votes)
2. Trunks (47.3%, 43 votes)

--

Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

MATCH SELECTED [CAMPAIGN NO: 1]

11 - MAD Newscaster [Source: Honorary First Mate]
- Songs related to TV/News
- Songs parodying other songs/song tropes/styles
- Songs from Cartoon Network shows pre-2014
------------------------
...As much as I'd like ta say this one was at least a little even, it seemed like this'n was always in the lead from the start. Which I guess isn't too odd a concept- I'm sure many folk remember the show, even if not super fondly, and it does seem ripe for a buncha neat ideas.

Which, if ya pay attention, it looks like we'll be actually dealin' with soon. In fact, we may even have more options than just tha two DRH had... it'll be a doozy, I just know it!

Just, ya know, all that'll only happen after we give their opponent a worthy sendoff.
------------------------
Impactist - Wires (Pre-2014 CN: Ident Music)
MAD - Theme Song (Pre-2014 CN)
Weird Al Yankovic - TMZ (Parody, TV)

Victory! MAD Newscaster

READ THE PROLOGUE! : https://docs.google.com/document/d/106JatFlVkMWV3TGju8I9p3nGJsVdFesViH1x6mjL6Rg/edit?usp=sharing

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

---

SOURCES USED:

KMD - Who Me? (With an Answer from Dr. Bert) (KMD)
KMD, Brand Nubian - Nitty Gritty (KMD)
KMD - Black Bastards! (KMD)
Sesame Street - Arrangement #2 "Funky Chimes" (MF DOOM/Jim Henson)
De La Soul - Ghetto Thang (Native Tongues)
J Dilla Siren (Soulquarians)
KMD - Soulflexin' (KMD)
A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes - Scenario (Native Tongues)
KMD - Sweet Premium Wine (KMD)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (Puppets)
Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Conscious hip-hop)
Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype (Conscious hip-hop)
MF DOOM - Hoe Cakes (MF DOOM)

---

Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

Crunk Jesus & NWG - B Is For Brand Nubian Friends

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/m98zdgzKEsFwp6ew7

---

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

---

SOURCES USED:

DR. BERT:
KMD - Plumskinnz (Oh No I Don't Believe It) (KMD)
KMD - Peachfuzz (KMD)
KMD - Get-U-Now (KMD)
DJ Shadow, De La Soul - Rocket Fuel (Native Tongues)
J Dilla - Hi. (Soulquarians)
Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause (Political hip-hop)
I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Sugar Pills (Medicine)
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt - The Next Episode (Medical practitioners)

NUMBAH 4:
The Avalanches - Flight Tonight (Australia)
Dexter's Laboratory - Back to the Lab (Cartoon Network)
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Robot Stop (Australia)
Incredible Crew - Intro (Cartoon Network)
Mitski - Francis Forever (Cartoon Network - Adventure Time)
William Crooks - don't look at me! (Anger)
Regular Show - Intro (Cartoon Network)
100 gecs - Billy knows jamie (Anger)
Space Ghost Coast to Coast - Intro (Cartoon Network)

---

Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

R1P1 - PREPUBESCENT PEACHFUZZ [VOTE NOW]

VOTE NOW: forms.gle/m98zdgzKEsFwp6ew7

---

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

---

SOURCES USED:

DR. BERT:
Lil Ugly Mane - Slick Rick (Puppets)
Aaron Carter  - That's How I Beat Shaq (Answers)
J Dilla - Stepson to the Clapper (Soulquarians)
A Tribe Called Quest, Kendrick Lamar - Conrad Tokyo (Native Tongues)
Dr. Dre, Eminem - Forgot About Dre (Doctors)
Madvillain - Strange Ways (MF DOOM)
KMD - Smokin' That S*@%! (KMD)
Boogie Down Productions - My Philosophy (Conscious hip-hop)

NUMBUH 4:
Beastie Boys - Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun (Angry media)
Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers (Spy media [Kingsman: The Secret Service])
The Powerpuff Girls 2016 - Intro (Cartoon Network)
Rage Against the Machine - Bulls On Parade (Rage)
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better (Australian artists)
KYLE, Lil Yachty - iSpy (Spies)
Courage the Cowardly Dog - Intro (Cartoon Network) 

---

Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

M1P2 - DOC'S GETTING A LIL UGLY

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Results

---

85 - 22
79.4% - 20.6%

---
Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

DR BERT VS NUMBUH 4 - RESULTS

YT: https://youtu.be/gyNV1uI6TrY
SC: https://soundcloud.com/leaky-steve-1/victory-azumangakas

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/laybox 
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/laybox 
Characters represented: Azumangakas

OH MY GAH! The whole class is in session yet again, and this time we will learn all about otaku culture and aughts anime with six extravagant girls of Class 3: the child prodigy Chiyo, the shy Sakaki, the restless Tomo, the intelligent Yomi, the athletic Kagura, and peculiar Osaka. Together they are an unstoppable force, that always finds their way in a misadventure or two, no matter if it's recess hours or lesson time, so you better get this all together - because school times were never this fun before!

Sources:
- Songs from shows by J.C Staff and Genco, as well as Comedy or Slice of Life anime (Songs from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Golden Time and Lucky Star)
- Songs in the J-core, happy hardcore, and kawaii bass genres (Songs by S3RL, Snail's House and YUC'e)
- Songs from surreal and absurdist media, related to otaku culture, or it's associates (Songs by Jack Stauber, songs from OFF, Caramelldansen by Caramella Girls)
- Songs related to education, school-related media, and friendship (Songs from High School Musical and School of Rock, Fifteen by Taylor Swift, Count on Me by Bruno Mars)

Songs used: 
- nanobii - Anything 4 U (J-core)
- Caramell - Caramelldansen (Happy hardcore, otaku culture)
- DJ Satomi - Castle in the Sky (Otaku culture)
- The Cab - Angel With a Shotgun (Otaku culture)
- Cascada - Everytime We Touch (Otaku culture)
- Bowling for Soup - High School Never Ends (Education, friendship, otaku culture: prominent usage in AMVs)
- Yuki Matsuoka - Shikkari! Try La Lai (All)
- Voice clips from Azumanga Daioh

Victory! Azumangakas

CHARACTER AND OPPONENT VOTING HAS ENDED. THANK YOU TO ALL OF THOSE WHO PARTICIPATED!

READ THE LORE! - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XVlUyoDq_JFD67Ny6GG17_SRKcZm6fgPlVEw7IqNnfo/edit?usp=sharing

---

Artwork by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: @crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Remix/Arrangement

---

Copyright 2023 CRUNKCOM Ltd. Trademarks are property of their respective owners. CHANCELike Campaign is a trademark of CRUNKCOM Ltd.

YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! [C1M2]

TRACK BY @demencion

Rare Americans - Baggage (Both - Musicians Amelia Likes/Heartbreak)
Friday Night Funkin': The Basement Show - Shattered (Both - Rhythm Games/Cartoon Network Properties, Heartbreak)
Madeon - All My Friends (Amelia - Musicians Amelia Likes)
Friday Night Funkin': The Basement Show - Menu Theme (Both - Rhythm Games/Cartoon Network Properties)
Victorious - Take A Hint (Edfield - Unrequited Love)
IDKHow - Mad IQs (Amelia - Musicians Amelia Likes)
AC/DC - Hell's Bells (Edfield - 80s Rock)
Friday Night Funkin': The Basement Show - Desire Or Despair (Both - Rhythm Games/Cartoon Network Properties)
IDKHow - New Invention (Amelia - Musicians Amelia Likes)
Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness - Dictator (Amelia - Rhythm Games)
Robomi - Industry Miser (Amelia - Cold Temperatures)
Jay Eazy - Mega Man (Edfield - TikTok Trends)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Both - Rhythm Games: Fortnite Festival, Unrequited Love)
Our Last Night - Astronaut In The Ocean (Both - Water/TikTok Trends)
Chip tha Ripper - S.L.A.B. Freestyle (Edfield - TikTok Trends)
Joji - Tick Tock (Amelia - Musicians Amelia Likes)

#05 - 𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗔
"𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥 :)"
𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕...
- Rhythm Games, Music-Focused Games, & Indie Platformers
- Bodies of Water/Sea Life, & Cold Temperatures/The Winter
- Sleep, Dreams, Nightmares, & what might appear in them
- Bedroom Pop, Indie Pop, & Amelia's Favorite Artists
... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

#02 - 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗
"𝘪 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦..."
𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕...
- The Outfield, 80's Rock, Pop Rock & New Wave Artists
- Cartoon Network, it's associated musicians, & 2000's Cartoons
- TikTok Trends, Artists it's popularized, & it's Culture
- Unrequited/Scandalous Love, Heartbreak, & Urban Aesthetics
... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

Basement Baggage

As featured on our new album Open for Business ~ Salty Selections, Vol. 1
Check it out on Bandcamp & Google Drive for free! 
https://salt-tournament.bandcamp.com/album/open-for-business-salty-selections-vol-1

PEACOCK: This little birdie is holdin' a knife, and the same little birdie is gonna have to hand it over! [DFX]
GOOSE: Honk honk honk!! (I'll show you what happens when you flip THIS bird, oldie!) [DFX]

Music: kaz
Art: Devdrawin, Mun Man, akaru
Character(s) Represented: Peacock, Murderous Goose
 @abluetomato  
https://twitter.com/DrawinDev
https://soundcloud.com/indeterminant

Murderous Goose's Sources:
- Songs related to House House properties & other puzzle games
(Untitled Goose Game, Push Me Pull You, Baba is You, Papers Please)
- Songs related to waterfowl
(The Duck Song, Goose on the Loose, Flamingo)
- Songs related to knives & violence
(Night of Nights, Knife Fight, I Can't Decide)

Peacock's Sources: 
- Songs from Skullgirls or indie fighting games
(Skullgirls, Rivals of Aether, Lethal League)
- Characters referenced by Peacock's alternate colors
(You've Got A Friend in Me, Superjail, Beloved Tomboyish Girl)
- Songs from rubberhose/slapstick style media
(Cuphead, Looney Tunes, Dua Lipa - Hallucinate)
- Projects featuring Michiru Yamane
(Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Monster Boy, Pro Evolution Soccer)

Source(s) Used:
Polo G - Bad Man (Smooth Criminal) (Goose - Violence)
Michiru Yamane - Learning One's Craft (Peacock - Skullgirls)
Lil Darkie - GENOCIDE PT. 4 (Both - Rubberhose, Violence)
Pictionary (NES) - Title Screen (Goose - Puzzle Games)
BROCKHAMPTON - BOOGIE (Peacock - Alternate References: The Grinch)
Travis Scott ft. Kendrick Lamar - Goosebumps (Goose - Waterfowls)
Dan Bull - Goose on the Loose (Goose - All Sources)
Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Goose - Violence)
Michiru Yamane, Vincent Diamante - The Legend of the Skull Heart (Peacock - Skullgirls)
Missy Elliot - Music Makes You Lose Control (lol)
Dua Lipa - Hallucinate (Peacock - Rubberhose)
Skullgirls & Untitled Goose Game SFX

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/invite/uwqpWpbdaw

[WR1M2 REFIRE] Rooftop Crime Time - S.A.L.T.

anotherportermadeontrack.mp3 - Reincarnated in a Mashup Tournament!?

Render by: Demokuma / @demokumaistaken on Instagram
(love ya big man - k)
Track by: koy

We're finally back (holy), we've got a few tracks on the backburner before we really kick things back into overdrive!

Loremaster: The Science Demon
[Songs from or related to Helltaker, Mittsies or other Vanripper media]
[Songs from or related to the Portal series or other Valve games]
[Songs from Puzzle games, Platformers or in the Progressive House or Electro House genres]
[Songs related to Hell, Demons, Religion, Science, Work, Experiments or Portals]

koy - bruhbruhporterrobinson type beat (Electro House)
Mittsies - Vitality (Helltaker)
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Electro House)
Porter Robinson - Sad Machine (Anamanaguchi Remix) (Electro House)
Porter Robinson, Madeon - Shelter (Electro House)
Porter Robinson - Sea of Voices (Electro House)
Madeon - No Fear No More (Electro House)
Porter Robinson - Fresh Static Snow (Electro House)
Porter Robinson, Amy Millan - Divinity (Electro House)
Madeon - All My Friends (Electro House)
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World (Deimos x Runetooth Remix) (Electro House)
Porter Robinson - Fellow Feeling (Electro House)
Porter Robinson, Po-uta - Humansongs (Electro House)

anotherportermadeontrack.mp3

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Father Frostshroom: Можно было бы подумать, что дети уже научились быть со мной добрыми...

Father Frostshroom Wins!

FATHER FROSTSHROOM - 23 Votes [45.1%]
VOXEL WONDERS - 22 Votes [43.1%]
SINZ OF THE FATHER - 6 Votes [11.8%]
------------------------
FATHER FROSTSHROOM
- Minecraft, its composers/content creators, & Sandbox Media
- Lemon Demon, Indietronica & Indie Concept Albums
- MST3K, Comedians/Comedy TV & Bad Movies
- Slavic culture/artists/media, Fungi/Nature & Folklore
- Apocalyptic Media, Cold Temperatures & Winter Holidays 
------------------------
VERY close between tha top two 'ere... right ta the end o' the line. So close that I went ahead and gave those voxelheads a bone with a slight buff ta Frostshroom! I'm no perfect tourney typa guy so I wouldn't have fused 'em if they did end up tyin', but... I can at least do what I can, heheh.

And, a'course, a moment of silence fer the Mouthshroom Calves. They were so young.........

[M5.5] Results!

This track unfolds like a journey without a map — wandering, shifting, refusing to move in a single direction. Yet beneath the surface, every twist feels inevitable, as if the path was written long before you stepped onto it.

The sound drifts between chaos and order, dissolving boundaries while hinting at a hidden design. It is both freedom and fate, a labyrinth of echoes where getting lost is the only way to discover what was always meant to be.

Enter The Labyrinth

Forgotten Bookmark – Lo-Fi Hip Hop Instrumental Beat

beats that refused to stay buried
2008 - 2025

Souzos

The official Soundcloud page for CHANCELike Campaign III: EX and other CRUNKCOM properties. For business inquiries: crunkcomofficial@gmail.com

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/4aKVq5u8fd

CURRENT ROSTER:

1. TRUNKS
2. DARK GRACIELA
3. A-TRAIN
4. TA13OO-CHAN
5. THE WORM
6. THE BOTTLE
7. JAPANESE NET-RAP REAPER
8. BLOODY GIR
9. DR. BERT
10. DOYATHING
11. ピースアップ | A TOWN DOWN
12. NUMBUH 4
13. JUNGLE RAMBO
14. KOREWAKIRBY
15. REMIX 9 KARATE JOE
16. THE LONE WARRIOR

YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! [C1M2]

CRUNKCOM Ltd.

Recent comments

Snowwhite

Related tracks