The city’s feeling shaken
Since they whisked that girl away
Won’t say where she’s been taken
Can’t wait another day

We’re done with keeping quiet
We take the streets and sing our song
They’re saying it’s a riot
But we’ve done nothing wrong

This used to be – the land of the free
Now when I speak– they point a gun at me

Policeman don’t shoot
Please man put that pistol away

Got jackboots and black gloves
They’re dressed up for a fight
We showed them peace and love, 
and they need to show their might

They’re coming with their riot clubs
Wanna put us in a cage
We hold our flimsy signs up
Won’t protect us from their rage

This used to be – the home of the brave
Now the police – forgot who to save

Policeman don’t shoot
Please man put that pistol away


Policeman Don't Shoot

Groove On

(This is a Dualist track, our contestants have called for some help from some familiar faces to aid their chances of victory! These tracks are one-off, but dualists will be viable for more content when the tournament concludes.)

03. Ninja Sex Party
(ORIGIN: Yet Another Crackhead's Tournament)

[ Ninja Sex Party | covered/associated artists | comedy artists ]
[ Synth-funk | pop rock | aor | nerdcore ]
[ Sexual themes/innuendos | dancing/partying | animated music videos ]
[ Celestial bodies | gaming | feudal japan | ninjas ]

DUALIST 03: Ke$ha
(ORIGIN: Yet Another Crackhead's Tournament)

[ Ke$ha | her collaborators | female pop artists ]
[ Electropop/dance-pop | bloghouse | 2010s hits/culture ]
[ dancing/partying | desire | money ]
[ fame/celebrity status | toxic love | beverages ]

Ke$ha - Backstabber (Ke$ha, female pop artists, bloghouse)
Starbomb - Crasher-vania (NSP associates, partying)
MARINA - Bubblegum bitch (Pop rock, female pop artists, electropop, fame)
Tom Cardy - Level clear! (NSP associates, comedy artists, gaming)
K'Naan ft. Adam Levine - Bang bang (Dance-pop, toxic love)
Ricky Martin - Livin' la vida loca (Sexual themes, dance-pop, toxic love)
3OH!3 ft Ke$ha - My first kiss (Innuendos, ke$ha, female pop artists, electropop, 2010s hits)
Rihanna - Rude boy (Female pop artists, electropop, dance-pop, 2010s hits)
Olivia Rodrigo - Good 4 u (Pop rock, female pop artists)

That's What She Said

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02. THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
(ORIGIN: King For Another Day)

[ Toby Fox | associated media | utdr fan-creators ]
[ Indie rpgs | urban/medieval fantasy | puzzle games | dating simulators ]
[ Chiptune/digital fusion | ska | jazz-fusion/jazz-rock ]
[ The undead | vanity/desire | cartoony villains | food/cooking ]

VS.

03. Ninja Sex Party
(ORIGIN: Yet Another Crackhead's Tournament)

[ Ninja Sex Party | covered/associated artists | comedy artists ]
[ Synth-funk | pop rock | aor | nerdcore ]
[ Sexual themes/innuendos | dancing/partying | animated music videos ]
[ Celestial bodies | gaming | feudal japan | ninjas ]

Tory Fox - Nyameko - KIRA KIRA KILL!~ (Toby fox, dancing)
Giga - Drop pop candy (Toby fox-associated, food)
PSY - Gangnam style (Dancing)
Ninja Sex Party - Release the kraken (Medieval fantasy, ninja sex party)
Bo Burnham - Words, words, words (Comedy artists, sexual themes)
Daft Punk - Aerodynamic (Animated music videos)
Maroon 5 - Moves like jagger (Innuendos, dancing)
Modjo - Lady (hear me tonight) (Dancing)
Tenacious D - Video games (Comedy artists, animated music videos)
Undertale: Alternate - Nyeh heh heh! (Toby fox)
Toby Fox - Sunsetter (ska) (Toby fox, ska)
Toby Fox - A CYBER'S WORLD (Toby fox)
JT Music - To the bone (Toby fox)
Rare Americans - Brittle bones nicky (the undead, animated music videos)
Daft Punk - One more time (Partying, animated music videos)
Void Stranger - Roll credits! (Medieval fantasy, puzzle games, digital fusion)
OFF - Pepper steak (Toby fox associated, indie rpgs, food)
Dua Lipa - Dance the night (Dancing)

[MATCH 5] The Bone Zone

Artwork by: https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/crunkjesus-nwg-part2
Track type: Mashup

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SOURCES USED:

Ari Joshua, Grant Schroff, Delvon Lamarr, Skerik - Audio Bicycle Day (Jazz-funk)
Louie Zong - EEL EXPRESS (Jazz-funk)
Gil Scott-Heron - I Think I'll Call It Morning (Gil Scott-Heron)
Roy Ayers Ubiquity - Everybody Loves the Sunshine (Jazz-funk)
Gil Scott-Heron, Brian Jackson - Your Daddy Loves You (Gil Scott-Heron)

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Crunk Jesus & NWG - A Piece of Sunshine

Art by: Eyecanseeyou ( Discord @ eyecanseeyou ) [Render]  , Crack Frost ( twitter.com/crack_frost_ ) [Stock]
Track by: Carmel ( @carmelpart2 )
Bio by: JohnnyGang ( @johnny-gang-742345072 )

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DICE 2 FACE 6 - Bubsy The Bobcat
Art by: Eyecanseeyou
Bio by: JohnnyGang

An invite to an music event? What could PAWssibly go wrong?! Returning to the public spotlight for the third time, Bubsy highTAILS it to Dicey Tumble with his mondo cool tunes! With his MEOWtains of Gold X tier tracks and his HISS-terical one-liners, there's no way we can cram all his good features in this wimpy description section!

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:
- Accolade properties, Bubsy series references & 90s/bad platformers 
(Bubsy 3D, Star Control, Hardball, Barkley: Shut Up & Jam)
(Super Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Balan Wonderworld, Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric)

- SNES/PS1 libraries, failed mascots/critically panned media & retro revivals
(Super Mario Kart, Super Punch Out!, Klonoa, Parappa The Rapper)
(Wild Woody, The Noid, Sonic 06, Mighty No. 9)

- Puns/comedians, metafiction & reference-reliant humor
(Kingdom Coma, Alladin Sane, Richard Cheese, Ninja Sex Party) 
(Gex, Deadpool, The Ultimate Showdown, South Park)

- Felines/things they like, aliens & things that can't PAWssibly go wrong!
(Nyan Cat, Garfield, Yoshi's Wooly World, Sleepwalk)
(Alien Alien, E.T, Ancient Aliens, Iraq Lobster)

But if they get a high enough roll... Run.
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How amusing... A cat that's past his prime and a joke that ran it's course. I am not one to judge bad puns, but I'd rather have his ego be deflated down by... A lot. 
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Sources Used:

- Break Silence ~ Planet Undertow - Ristar (90's Platformers, Failed Mascots)
- Pirate Theme - Secret Of Evermore (SNES Library)
- Foil - Weird Al Yankovic (Comedians, Aliens)
- Dick In A Box - The Lonely Island (Comedians, Things That Can't PAWssibly Go Wrong!)
- Overworld - Yoshi's Island (90's Platformers, SNES Library)
- Good Day Sunshine - The Beatles (Things Felines Like: Light, Puns: The Beatles)

Good Night, Ristar!

Reagan: Where the hell have you been!? If anyone else finds out you escaped they're going to... What the fuck is that thing?
Troy: [It waves it's arm towards reagan.]
Alpha Beta: No idea, i've been walking for hours here and this is the only thing that i could find.
Reagan: You know what? It doesn't matter, let's just find a way out of here, and bring whatever that is with us.
Troy: [They let out a sigh of defeat knowing they'll probably never escape scientists in white coats...]

Urotsuki: The robot guy and the scientist woman spent a lot of time discussing stuff, i couldn't hear any of it though... At one point they started walking in opposite directions, and the robot guy found that thing with two heads, when they found eachother again something about the woman scared the two headed thing and it started running away, and both of them had to go chase after it, it was really fun to watch actually...
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Dream 10 - Cognito Inc.

This robot guy looks really imposing... i think that girl is with him but she showed up later, maybe she was in a page i skipped over.

-Adult Animation and Netflix Originals/Exclusives
(Inside Job, Bojack Horseman, Better Call Saul)
-Politics, America, and Presidents/Positions of Power
(Made in the USA, Fireworks, Lie, Cheat, Steal)
-Sci-Fi, Conspiracy Theories, and Secrets
(Foil, NASA, Little Secrets)
-Robots, Alcohol, and Vulgarity
(Daft Punk, Megaman, Mr. Roboto)
-Industrial Genres, Darksynth, and *NSYNC
(Head Like a Hole, Hollywood Burns, Bye Bye Bye)

Dream 11 - Troy

I remember dreaming of a place that reminds me of these two, with hands and intestines and... well they're not actually that similar.

-Chasing Rats games, Absurd Comedy, and Vocals as Instruments
(Struggling, Pizza Tower, Crash Twinsanity)
-Co-op/Physic Based/Notoriusly Difficult Games, Indie Platformers, and Bullshit Mechanics
(Human Fall Flat, I Wanna Be The Guy, Celeste)
-Flesh/Meat and Body Parts
(Body & Blood, Carrion, Heads Will Roll)
-Science and Experiments
(Science Museum, Weird Science, Spewer)
-Greek Mythology, War, and History
(Hades, Metal Slug, Rock of Ages)

Songs used:
Mr. Sauceman - Thousand March (Indie Platformers, Absurdist, War, History, Conspiracy Theories: Clones, Darksynth)
James Primate - RW_23 - Beat (Indie Platformers, Notoriously Difficult)
Bronze - pa$$ the time (Adult Animation, Netflix)
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole (Positions of Power, Industrial Genres, Body Parts)
Death Grips - No Love (Adult Animation, Netflix, Industrial)
Jamie Christopherson - Rules of Nature (War, Politics)
Clipping. - Body & Blood (Industrial, Flesh, Body Parts)
Spiralmouth - Mecha Bandicoot (Absurdist, Vocals as Instruments, """CO-OP Games""", Notoriusly Difficult, Experiments, Robots)
Léandre Monette - Flesh Opera - Cries of the First Born (Chasing Rats Games, Vocals as Instruments, Flesh)
Poppy - Meat (Meat, Body Parts, Conspiracy Theories: Aliens, Industrial)
Jamie Christopherson - The Only Thing I Know For Real (War, Politics)
Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs (Industrial)

[LR1M2] March to your Grave

KANKAN x FAKE TYPE - Managarmr (Spring Green Glass of Water)
Yoyle Cake - Abacaba Theme (Black Hole & Fanny)
M83 - Solitude (Stikstof)

THE RESULTS ARE...

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Fanny: TAKE THAT, YOU CLOUD!
Black Hole: Nice playing with you

BLACK HOLE AND FANNY WIN!

Black Hole and Fanny - 35 votes (62.5%)
Stikstof - 21 votes (37.5%)

[R1M2 - RESULTS]

Art [ELMA] by: Crack Frost ( twitter.com/crack_frost_ ) [Render + Stock]
Art [TIM MAIA] by: Altali (https://x.com/Altalii) [Render]  , Crack Frost (twitter.com/crack_frost_) [Stock]
Track by: Carmel (@carmelpart2)

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DICE 2 FACE 3 - Elma
THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:
- Monolith Soft, the Wii U library, Hiroyuki Sawano media & Xeno series composers/vocalists
- Mechas, Action/Sci-Fi RPGs & 2010s JRPGs
- Electronic Rock, J-Rock & VGM Rap
- Space/aliens, weaponry & the post-apocalypse
But if they get a high enough roll, you may see something else pop up!

DICE 1 FACE 5 - Tim Maia &「O DESCOBRIDOR DOS SETE MARES」
THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:
- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, its references, Shonen Jump & battle shonen
- Tim Maia, MPB & Brazilian culture/artists
- Disco, Funk & R&B/Soul
- Water/what lives in it, travelling/exploration, light & identity
But if they get a high enough roll, you may see something else pop up!
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Sources Used:
- Avalon - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Tim Maia - JJBA)
- An Obstacle In Our Path - Xenoblade Chronicles (Elma - Xenoblade)
- Apple Seed - Attack On Titan (Both - Hiroyuki Sawano/Battle Shonen)
- Propaganda - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency (Tim Maia - JJBA)
- Don't Worry - Xenoblade Chronicles X (Elma - Xenoblade X)
- il vento d'oro - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Tim Maia - JJBA)
- Rage Of Dust - Mobile Suit Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans (Elma - Mecha, Space, J-Rock)

The Path To AVALON

Art by: Morgan( @morgan_makai ) [Render]  , Crack Frost ( twitter.com/crack_frost_ ) [Stock]
Track by: Carmel ( @carmelpart2 )
Bio by: JohnnyGang ( @johnny-gang-742345072 )

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DICE 1 FACE 6 - The Boss
Art by: Morgan
Bio by: JohnnyGang

And now, Yay Corporations present their very own leader, The Boss! The head behind the latest tween sensations, owner of biggest oil rig in the Mexican gulf and Toy Story 3's greatest critic is here, and it seems like his agenda has set it sights to this event! So unless you can imagine a way to combat his newest expansion; step aside and skip away from his investment zone!

THEIR FOCUS SOURCES ARE:

- Nicky Case media, flash media/creators & old internet culture
(Reimagine :the game:, Adventures With Anxiety, Fancypants Adventure, Ignorance Is Bliss)
(VVVVVV, The Binding Of Isaac, Never Gonna Give You Up, Double Rainbow)

- :the game: series parodied media, general parody media & reference-reliant/black comedy media
(Lady Gaga, Weird Al Yankovic, Justin Bieber, Monster Seeking Monster)`
(Robot Chicken, Henry Stickmin, South Park, Conker's Bad Fur Day)

- Internet/eldritch horror, metanarratives & the end
(SPC Foundation, Slenderman, Lobotomy Corporation, Bloodborne)
(The Stanley Parable, The Final Countdown, Pony Island, (Don't Fear) The Reaper)

- Money/valuables, business, corruption/industrialism & the high class
(Here Comes The Money, Adventure Capitalist, Biggering, Material Girl)
(Bad Dance, You're Gonna Go Far Kid, Deception, Shelter [Madeon's Evil Edit])

But if they get a high enough roll, you may see something else pop up!
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Hm. How curious. On the surface, this.... individual seems like just another businessman; an especially corrupt and probably inebriated one, yes, but nothing too out of the ordinary. But... There is something laying deep within him. Something dormant. Something dark. I'll have to keep my eyes on him, because chances are, this can't be good. 
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Sources Used:

- Lobby Music - Monster Seeking Monster (Parody Media: Parody Horror)
- Who Likes To Party - Kevin Macleod (Old Internet Culture)
- Stamp On The Ground - Italo Brothers (Flash, Old Internet Culture)
- The Hampster Dance Song - Hampton and the Hamsters (Old Internet Culture)
- Jizz In My Pants - The Lonely Island (:the game:)

Hampster Party

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SOURCES:
- underscores - Old money bitch (Money)
- bbno$, Y2K - lalala (Advertisements)
- Skrillex, Wolfgang Gartner - DEVIL’S DEN (Dubstep)
- Lil Nas X, Jack Harlow - INDUSTRY BABY (Money, Expensive Things)
- Toby Fox - NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
- The Stupendium - AD INFINITUM (UT/DR Fanworks, Money, Advertisements)
- 100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (Hyperpop)
- Cal Scruby - MONEY BUY DRUGS (Money)
- Hail Mary Mallon - Whales (Money)
- binki - heybb! (Advertisements)
- Bomba Estéreo - Soy Yo (Advertisements)
- Iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew (Plunderphonics)

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07: The… Cat? Thing? - tEMMIE
“I don’t know why I took this. Boredom? Curiosity? Whatever it was, it’s here now, and that’s everyone’s problem.”
- Toby Fox, his works, and UT/DR fanworks
- Temmie Chang, absurdist/ironic humor, and broken english
- Shop themes, advertisements/money, and things that require lots of it
- Hyperpop/dariacore, dubstep, and glitch pop/plunderphonics

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