An imagined theme tune for the ET video game buried in the desert by Atari, because it was made in five weeks and it sucked horribly. The cache of buried games was recently discovered... in the meantime we recorded this with my 3-watt Orange minicrush titchy amp thing and bongos.

Soundtrack to the ET game Atari buried in the desert

Coley's remix from original 2012 demo audio.

Andy Colthorpe's Album

Triumph of the Wounded Animal Coleymix

Remixed audio of the original release, 2018.

LYRICS: 
He was testing the tensile strength of a plate-glass window
Butting it with his head
Nothing like a slave but he worked all day in a box for a joke of a wage
Catastrophe and defeat had him pulling his hair out and raising his voice in public

Impossibility of death - well, what else is left?
Flying as you fell - or so you tell yourself
Time is drawing lines all over you

Waves of traffic like a sea as the day is dawning and the sunlight suffocates me
Made his choice so it seems, "is it you with the truth are you hiding it from me?"
I said, "well I wish you luck" and then I pretty much left him dying alone on the big screen

Chorus

Prices paid and mistakes were made
Prices paid and mistakes were made
Prices paid and mistakes were made
If it was you, you would end up the same way, yeah

So what do you say?

Impossibility of Death (Boiled Shark) Coleymix

Visions in black
They never turn back
Vision in white
Too close to the light
Visions you see through
Master destroys you

You don't know what I've seen
In the darkness come for me
Grip of madness on your knees
Controlled by Madmen and Dirty Machines

Holding you down
Holding you back
The rattled chains fears of lonely pain
Sleepless under blue and black
Nothing they could do
So they all left you 
Loneliness inflicted by the blue-sky thinking of devious men

You won't live free for long 
So do what you want
Because you'll only get burned
You won't live free for long 
So do what you want 
Because you'll only get burned

Controlled by Dirty Machines - Coleymix

Nimbus - HQ Coleymix

A heavy little knockabout tune that my housemate Lea and I came up with. Vocals to be added eventually...

Death by Delivery Drone

...some neat improvised-in-the-rehearsal-room doom. 

See what you think. 

My brain hurt way too much from coming up with this stuff all the time...

Sweat Loaf.MP3

the wind is whispering murderous things
and theres treachery afoot in the night

nocturnal birds are filled with poison
and the leaves leave the trees and the trees feel uneasy

and the glow in the gloom
of your phone in your room 
the only window with light

and when they climb up 
the stairs
and you were caught unprepared
they got your number alright 



and then they kick in the door
and there are five maybe more
with reinforcements outside

its been a difficult year
but now it all ends here 
its got you right in its sights

they gather nothing that's real
but they come in for the kill
they can predict using satellites

so when you pick you day
to make it all go away
they were watching and theyre always right

chorus
although they close your eyes
the yearning never sleeps
for all the times that you tried
her hand on your sleeve

and you say good night
the yearning never sleeps
and for that other life
was not for me 

Loan sharks, real sharks 
and an escape plan never formed
hungry people doing terrible things 
because they have no quality of life

surveillance culture
zero hours 
film noir
dark towers

you know because its creeping you out
your every move scores a valuable point 


chorus


theres no hope for hunted humans
no joy in predictive movements 
data mining for confusion
in your face a grand illusion

redheads In raincoats (yearning never sleeps)

Yearning never sleeps BEEFMIX

LYRICS

the wind is whispering murderous things 
and theres treachery afoot in the night 

nocturnal birds are filled with poison 
and the leaves leave the trees and the trees feel uneasy 

and the glow in the gloom 
of your phone in your room 
the only window with light 


and when they climb up 
the stairs 
and you were caught unprepared 
they got your number alright 


and then they kick in the door 
and there are five maybe more 
with reinforcements outside 

its been a difficult year 
but now it all ends here 
its got you right in its sights 

they gather nothing that's real 
but they come in for the kill 
they can predict using satellites 

so when you pick you day 
to make it all go away 
they were watching and theyre always right 

chorus 
although they close your eyes 
the yearning never sleeps 
for all the times that you tried 
her hand on your sleeve 

and you say good night 
the yearning never sleeps 
and for that other life 
was not for me 

Loan sharks, real sharks 
and an escape plan never formed
never formed 
hungry people doing terrible things 
because they have no quality of life 

surveillance culture 
zero hours 
film noir 
dark towers 

you know because its creeping you out 
your every move scores a valuable point 


chorus 

Theres no joy for hunted humans
credits
released December 19, 2019 
Andy Colthorpe / Ken Takahashi 2019 / 2020
license
all rights reserved

Instrumental mix of YNS - now with added sass.

Yearning never sleeps (INSTRUMENTAL NOIR MIX)

Handheld recording of a pretty tight playing of new track CANNIBAL FACTORY by Crybaby Deathmatch

Cannibal Factory R.A.W AUDIO in the studio 07-04-13

Alternative rock plus doom rock plus old school heavy metal and punk. 
search for us on facebook or email Coley at thee_grand_wazoo@hotmail.co.uk.

The band is:
Andy "Coley" Colthorpe - Vocals and guitars - of Barnet, north London.
Jerome Burnett - Bass guitar and multiple fx wobbling.
Derek "Delboy Slakbury" Bradbury - Drums and ting - of da Watford vibes.
*maybe, maybe not.

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