“The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great, that I thought I was in a dream.” 

A gift for Grizzly since I missed his grand birthday celebrations*

AWinkOfTheEyeAndWinkingStars

Towards midnight the rain ceased and the clouds drifted away, so that the sky was scattered once more with the incredible lamps of stars. Then the breeze died too and there was no noise save the drip and tickle of water that ran out of clefts and spilled down, leaf by leaf, to the brown earth of the island. The air was cool, moist, and clear; and presently even the sound of the water was still. The beast lay huddled on the pale beach and the stains spread, inch by inch.

MostPeopleLongForAnotherIsland

Heartbeats for ZAN ZANDEGI AZADI

“Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.”


BiteattheBaitofPleasure

specially brewed for Archive Magazine

I am going through a difficult breakup and impulsively
adopted 16 different types of reptiles over Craiglist.
I have made a huge mistake. My roommates are furious.
I have 1 ball python, 7 various geckos, a bearded dragon,
and 2 red slider turtles.

They are all named "Amanda."

No rehoming fee.

MemoryIsJustHipsThatSwing

Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside. 

AlwaysGoodforaSmallTouch

for development always hold the image close to your heart and keep it warm there while the air is cool.

HoldtheImageCloseToYourHeart

You ran into a wall at King's Cross station and then got arrested for stealing an owl. I dig that. Let's grab a butter beer and snuggle up close. If you're lucky, I'll let you slytherin to my chamber of secrets. Call me. I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.

ISolemnlySwearImUpToNoGood

Currently available for bookings at rhythmic gymnastics competitions, funerals, car shows, quinceañeras, book signings, hot pepper eating contests, weddings, first borns first day of school and the occasional nightclub.
please contact : hello@kieranbehan.com

kieran behan

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