Name: Dog and Crow Pirate Radio Theme - 2018 New Show Opener by CSaffle1 Funny/Odd Stuff
Duration: 1 min 53 s
Description: The Pirates jumped ship and are no longer broadcasting at their previous station. So, fresh start means fresh intro.

SECRET POWER MITTENS


As you ease em down your fingers you can see through the walls,
and taste the color of the paint, or shrink to one inch tall;
all the words coming out of peoples mouth you see fly off like bats,
and you can move like on the moon, twenty meters in a swoop, and
you catch glimpses of the future like the shadows of the moths in the streetlights,
and sometimes you hear a great hum of all the gears that wind the suns...
..and they’ve got wonky little lizards and stars that look like feathers,
and they even go together with your fuzzy bunny sweater -

Secret power mittens. soft as glowy kittens, 
and in the bones of winter they keep your hands so warm.

They can hypnotize anyone, put the spirals in their eyeballs
Or hold them close together: control the leaves and wooly weather.
They feel like living breathing static - amplified muff, high gain fluff;
but if you keep em on a little too much, you might pick up a habit;
these people hooked on knitted magic,
with a plush in every pocket out to fight the doom   (of us all)
sad yarns hoarded in the shade of their rooms;
freezing howling things. Frayed ruins;
cause in the bones of winter they couldn’t keep their hands warm.


Secret Power Mittens

Moving In Stereo (The Cars)

Children Of The Revolution

Lights Out

The Pirates jumped ship and are no longer broadcasting at their previous station. So, fresh start means fresh intro.

Dog and Crow Pirate Radio Theme - 2018 New Show Opener

The Plastic FanTastics pay homage to some of the greatest musical artists that have influenced them and their music on their new 2011 release, "Acknowledgments Pt. 1". David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper, Brian Eno, Michael Jackson and The Beatles are just some of the legendary acts that receive the royal treatment from The Plastic FanTastics; creating a fitting tribute to these monsters of music history!

Clones (We're All) (Alice Cooper)

Ween/ sea shanty style song. half finished atm. might revisit

The Golden Flask (Halfjob)

Hello to all of you. New to this page, and after listening to a lot of the great music that i son this page, I was hesitant to contribute (especially since the track is currently not polished and finished). I am in NO WAY a singer, so you could be very kind and not point that out to me. I recently got into home recording and wrote about 15 songs that I am currently working on. You can hear some clips of scratch ideas and read some lyrics over at www.chrissaffle.webs.com. The site is also a work in progress, and is basically there for my own enjoyment.

 I was shooting for a 90's contemporary pop rock song, or a missing track from a Benjamin Orr solo album. Let me know what you think so far. Once again, it is in it's infancy stage.

Unnamed

Written and performed by Ben Rogers of the Ben and Skin Show (3 to 7pm on 1053 The Fan in Dallas-Fort Worth). Produced and recorded by Aaron Kelley. 

@BenRogers on Twitter

Lyrics:

Mommy, I think Santa tooted...

WELLLLLLLLL

Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time

My suit is red, my boots are black, I got a big, white beard
Last night I ate a piece of fish that looked a little weird 
These kids think I’m a Rockstar, a huge line at the mall 
Ho Ho Ho, my bowels are growling, crop dusting them all-- HEYYYYY 

Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time

I’ll stink up all your chimneys – And mustard bomb your tree
It smells, like an autopsy, when kids sit on my knee!
On Christmas eve, you’re sleepin -- I’ll rip one on your head
I’ll even sneak in next to you, and DUTCH OVEN YOUR BED! -- HEYYYY

Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time

I’ll deck the halls with air biscuits, a healthy methane dose
I’ll cornhole clap & colon bowl on Rudolph’s bright red nose
So here comes Mr. Santa Claus, I’m landing on your roof
I might dip in your bathroom if my toots turn into poop -- HEYYYYY

Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit and have us a real good time

Some farts are big, some farts are small
Some farts do not smell at all
It’s Christmas time and here’s your gift
I’m bending over and letting one RIPPPP! -- HEYYYYY

Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit, Santa suit, Santa suit
Let’s go fartin in a Santa suit   and have us a real good time

Ho Ho Ho... My bad....

Let's Go Fartin' In A Santa Suit

Tender Situation

A weird little song about being haunted by the ghost of a former lover. Enjoy. 

Behind The Chair - Chris Saffle

Check me out @ http://soundcloud.com/the-prahjektz

My name is Chris Saffle, hailing from Lewisville Tx.  My musical influences are DEVO, Gary Numan, Oingo Boingo, Ween, Arcade Fire, Foxy Shazam, The Cars,They Might Be Giants, and a bunch of other stuff I get made fun of for listening to. I have musical A.D.D., and it shows. My styles are all over the board. This page is for my acts of musical randomness. Here are original songs that dont yet fit anywhere, and my lighter side including songs that will amaze you I would even release them to the public.

For my more serious work, you can find it at my band page for the PrahJektz.

And if you are in to cover tunes, check out my PrahJektz Cover Songs page!
 

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