Name: ROCK LOBSTER by cscoop
Duration: 1 min 59 s
Description: rock lobster

im not finishing this fuck you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

these bitches love hyperpop

When North Korea launches the nuke but you're hype anyways

ROCK LOBSTER

prolly not gonna be another song for a while because mfs at my place have super human hearing

have a nice day

Cha Cha Real Smooth (prod. blackman69)

High Stakes ft. WORLDCORP

why this deadass sound like a song eminem would make lel

my face built like a jigsaw puzzle
god said he felt guilt that my mug looked like it got kissed by a muzzle
muffin top with no drip, stayed that way till 26
eat up all the girls sike never touched the pink on a bitch
best not stay around me, pure coochie repellent
worshiped every queen, never got to cream so im just a womans servant
what is this world, and why is it so cruel
wanna strike gold but i always end up panning the fool
even downloaded tinder but to women im a swipe left cesspool
i live with my mom, all flab no brawns
desperate for the third base, but like everything i only get the awards for last place
i wish they'd just give me a chance
hoe id love you like chance
sure i dont have a job but we can mooch off your finance
its okay though, im used to it
no dont feel guilty, i know im unfit
i thought id hit sooner, im a shitty terrorist pilot
i piss off waitresses just so they spit in my drink
i treat everyone like dirt
secretly take pics under skirts
when shoved by an old lady i squirt
pervert? nah ,i prefer the term sexual harasser expert
but you see
in my teens you know i thought id smash for sure
in my 20s i thought this was something super obscure
in my 30s and i was just praying
in my 40s had to have some snatch to assure
now im 50 and a virgin i dont even think itll come up anymore
never made the first move but why is it my job?
why dont the broads come after me like kanye after the taylor bomb
just a sad little heartthrob
even when im around the hooker leave the truck stops
i think its hopeless just, maybe its just time to stop



i hop in my truck
chug a booze clean and chuck
almost swerve in a kid oh fuck
home depo spent my last buck
i want it so bad but i suck
come home safe man my luck
ceiling fan looking nice 
strap the rope on device
say my prayers i want peace
but i hear it screaming at me
my phone buzzing as hell
check the gram and i yell
its a thot with big tits
big booty made for them sits
she want to meet and elope
and just when i thought i lost hope
take down the noose and jump rope
no more time to mope
this whores pussy like soap
cleaning my sins cus she my new pope
it hit her up and say whats good baby girl
she texts me back honey i want to be your whole damn world
at this point im just shocked 
in a state of disbelief
at no point in my life has something ever happened to be
i dont know who she is, i dont know what she wants with me
she says she wants to come over at the house around 3
i say i cant wait, she says theres a fee,
50 bucks to get there, and 50 bucks to leave
i send her the bank, just simple quick deed
she never came here, so what she turn out to be?
a bot that scammed me out of all my fucking money god damn



fuck these bitches dude, i-i-i-m through with em
i put my hat in the ring, go fuck yourself women
im not ending it now,  i aint no fuck over chicken
when i watch porn now, i only look at the men
and i found a community of people just like me
r/incels tought me women are flees
and this one guy always spitting fax
get back in the kitchen and clean under my flaps! swat
i sent him a message
saying dude youre just the coolest
women are stupid and useless
and he said yeah, wanna get a beer?
so we met up at the pub and something became clear
i couldn't stop looking at his bulge, shit was severe
bruh how you feeling, i replied with great
it came apparent that all of this was really my first date
then we looked into each others eyes and said bro this is hot
he started grabbing my moob, like a piece of chalk
and was drawing with it on the floor, twas truly awesomesauce
it was when making out, i realized all humans are the boss
after that day, things changed for good,
we got married and adopted a few  kids outta the hood
bought house in the suburbs enrolled them to good schools
but if theres one message to be learned from  once a fool, its...

ROCK LOBSTER

cscoop

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