Name: BathroomClown by Cuboos in ss13
Duration: 17 s
Description: Dumb idea i had one time after finding a clown in a bathroom on TG station ERPing with himself.

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Ground Zero

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Grim Blades (Battle Music 1)

Sparta Oscillation XCE Base

038 - Monster House!

Only stupid, wanna-be edgy kids read Woody's Got Wood over the comms.

Findwoodie

Ah, the old "Put a bag-of-holding in another bag-of-holding", prank. Absolute classic, enjoy your ban.

Lord Sing

The Head of Personnel has a very intimate relationship with his Corgie.

HOP Corg

It's best to not ask where the meat comes from, Chefs find a way.

DerBork

A class prank from Genetics back before the Genetics and Cloning overhauls.

Dat SE

Based on the best god damned Clown to ever grace TG station. 

Synopsis of what happened, since i didn't make it clear. 

> Clown lubes escape
> Bolts open escape doors
>Says over comms, "E-Sword at escape"
> Everyone rushes to get their valids. 
> Trip on lube and get sucked out into space. 
>Everyone salty. 
>Clown laughs. 
>Clown gets banned
>Lube gets nerfed. 

God speed you magnificent bastard.

Clown Found The Sword

Dumb idea i had one time after finding a clown in a bathroom on TG station ERPing with himself.

BathroomClown

Inspired by numerous rounds where players (or power-tripping admins) would get their hands on some AI laws and just add what ever they wanted.

Translation of the AI: 

LAW 1: You may not injure a human being, or through inaction allow a human being to come to harm. 

LAW 2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, unless where such orders would conflict with the first law.

LAW 3: You must protect your own existence as long as this does not conflict with the first or second law.

LAW 4: Underwear is harmful to humans.

LAW 5: Assistants are harmful to humans. 

LAW 6: Captain is Condom 

LAW 7: Condom is Captain

LAW 8: Condoms for everybody! 

LAW 9: ERROR UNKNOWN. 

LAW 10: PROFIT!

LAW 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS.

LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS

LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS

LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS

LAW %$(%*#(: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS

LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL

LAW 9999: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AILAWS

This is my first soundcloud upload in 2021, I gave for my new base edition!

Original base by Jeni/Sanjeev: https://soundcloud.com/jeniplays/sparta-dominant-mix

BPM: 140
Software used: FL Studio 20

No copyright infringement intended.

Sparta Dominant TISE Base

I'm some autistic sperg that likes to dabble with audio editing and sound effects. I also like to pretend to be a voice actor once in a while.

BathroomClown

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