Name: Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend by Cum Town
Duration: 1 h 10 min
Description: The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people.

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who's going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam gets to talk a lot on this episode because he reads the news like a bitch.

Ep. 26 - CONGRATULATIONS PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam's days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.

Ep. 27 - Adam's Last Stand

I guess Adam and Stav don't know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don't know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot of details of mid-nineties television shows so I tanked the episode on purpose by being upset.

Ep. 28 - How Many Y'all Like Sex

The boys reminisce on playing pretend, old games we used to play as kids. This is about as sentimental as the show gets folks. Were trying to do more family retarded, uh excuse me i meant family RELATED content. I want to sell the podcast to Nick Jr. Teach five year olds how to say fuck and shit. And to be cool. To overcome autism and use it to hurt people.

Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend

We get super scary for holloween (the original spelling) and swap scary stories. Also Stav works out a new character to get back at the guy that hurt his feelings.

Ep. 24 - Ghost Stories

Well I was up all night the other night to celebrate 3 years sober. Partied a little too hard and I was too tired to keep the energy going on this one. I think we all know we can't rely on Adam for that so this was another bad one. Mea culpa folks. I'm scarface now.

Ep. 23 - My New Drug Problem

Ian Fidance joins us and demonstrates why his career as an impressionist has failed. He wore the same shirt as me which was from a ramen place that doesn't sell shirts to people. Me and Ian have a bond; the kind that homosexual men are jealous of.

Ep. 22 - Ian's Shitty Impressions

Wow, immediate presidential debate reactions. Can you believe this trump guy? The hillary woman also? Jeeze louise. What a debate. Or was it? All these questions and more, with our recurring guest, Amber Frost.

Ep. 21 - Hot Fresh Debate Instant Reaction

Oopsie damn daisy folks. Guess who 1) forgot to take the last episode off the SD card so this one got cut short at 51 minutes and 2) forgot to upload the episode like I jokingly said I would at the beginning of it. Amber (my roommate) is back on the podcast and this time we don't let adam ask her a bunch of gay shit about the news

Ep. 20 - SD Tard

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That's basically what this show is. about.

Ep. 19 - Rape Science

Honestly I've completely forgotten what we talked about on this one. I remember something about Charlie Hebdo. Mostly i was pissed that i had to take an uber to Stav's and the uber driver kept asking me bullshit questions. Its like motherfucker stop trying to be good at this job we all know it fucking sucks to drive for a ridesharing service.

Ep. 18 - Je Suis Charlie

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Ep. 25 - Playing Pretend

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