Daddy's Cummies

The Crazy Cunt (Instrumental)

[Intro] 
What the hell? 
Did you just bring up the Crazy Frog? 
How dare you bring up the Crazy Frog? 
I fucking hate that frog! 
I swear to God, he goes "Ding ding ding ding ding ding". 
I swear to God, I'm going to fucking cut off his dick in a second if you don't shut the fuck up about Crazy Frog. 
I swear to God, if somebody made a fucking song about him, I'm going to go insane. 
Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck that frog. 
God, he winds me up so much. 
God, I hate that frog. 
I'm gonna cut off his little dick in a second if you don't stop me from talking. 

[Chorus] 
It's the crazy cunt, you cannot escape him 
It's the crazy cunt, he has your family 
It's the crazy cunt, you cannot outsmart him 
It's the crazy cunt, get ready, he's coming 

[Verse] 
Bowing down I cry, my time is here 
My mind is going blank, I am consumed by fear 
I tried to run, but his minions got me 
Shadow in the dark, I'm begging you for mercy 

[Chorus] 

[Verse] 
He plays his song 
And helplessly I hum along 
He grabs me by the neck 
His grip ever so strong 

[Chorus] 

[Outro] 
Dodging all the bullets, your days are being counted 
The arm of the law doesn't know how to stop him 
Your prayers are useless, nothing can stop him 
Gather all your tears, he's here, he's watching

The Crazy Cunt (ft. Clive Python)

Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It) (Instrumental)

[Verse] 
Every single time 
That I go out to the shop 
There's sure to be a kid that's 
Crying non-stop 

And I'm tired 
Why won't he shut up? 

Every single night 
When I wanna go to sleep 
I have to hear crying 
Just count your fuckin' sheep 

I'm tired! 
Shut up you piece of... 

[Chorus] 
Beat your kids 
Before they go too far 
Beat your kids 
Or else I'll be the one 

[Verse] 
I've developed a sense 
That lets me know it's time 
To hear another 
Li'l motherfucker cry 

There's a curse in effect 
Why must it be placed on me 
It's draining me 
Complet- 

(Cut) SHUT THE FUCK UP 

I just can't 
Take this anymore 
Put a straitjacket on them 
And beat 'em till they're sore 

I just can't keep 
Myself under control 

[Chorus] 

(Solo) 

[Verse] 
Teach your child some manners 
'Cause I'm sick of his bullshit 
Give me this, give me that 
Learn to live without it 

You're ten! 
You don't need anything!

Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It) (No Backing Vocals)

Beat Your Kids (Before I Do It)

[Verse] 
I can jack off to just about anything 
Be it gore, gay porn or that Euphoria hentai 
You say you don't believe me 
I'll show you, just name it! 

All of my life I've dedicated 
To mastering masturbating 
You say that I'm deceiving 
Why won't you start believing? 

[Chorus] 
Universal I am 
Nothing can stand in my way 
Universal I am 
Nothing can stand in my way 

[Verse] 
Nothing is as good as a wank 
You also get some semen that later you can drink 
No, this can't be real! 
I cannot describe the things that I feel! 

[Bridge] 
I've beat my meat so hard 
That I passed out on the floor 
Then woke up in a ward 

I can't feel any of my legs 
The surgeon found me 
With my dick in my hands 

[Outro] 
Universal I am 
Nothing can stand in my way 
Universal I am 
Was it all worth it in the end? 

Fuck yeah.

Universal

Universal (Instrumental)

Where's My Fucking Dinner Bitch (Instrumental)

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Cunt Yolk

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