Hyper Beams Forever

Run Left (feat. Maros & Shammers)

Pink Key

Thousand Dreams (feat. Action Adventure World)

Lavos (feat. B-Type)

Pangea

Win When (feat. Professor Shyguy & brentalfloss)

Samples used: 
Rearranged version of "Oginome" by team5547
lyrics
I needed to love myself and I do 
I needed to leave myself and I did 
I needed to laugh myself to death 
Came back with the energy and innocence of fifty kids 
I was at a cliffhanger let it all go 
But my memories kept me afloat 
Created a boat made back to the shore of pangea 
Took it all to pieces, let me read you a letter 
Dear me!!! past-&-present 
Attack on the future with hyper-beams 
Long walks on the beach, get treasure 
Metal detectors, better dreams 


I've lived too long, worked too hard 
Been through too much to quit this far 
we need each other the world has put us 
Together so we better grab shields and deal 
Surround each other, red rover over 
Anybody that tries to take our day 
Barks our name, they'll join our game 
We'll run right over sharing pain 
Who needs a sword when you've got three hearts? 
If you need one you can have my part 
If it's not worth sharing, it's not worth having 
If you wanna find the rest, we've got a good start 
Combining forces, finding sources 
What's mine is yours and the other way around 
All I ever wanted was this, and I wouldn't trade 
A moment of the life that I've got right now 


So let's team up for a second 
Promise to meet up for a second 
At the end of time you'll find me 
Under the lightpost telling stories and smiling 
We've all got stories, laugh about 'em 
Even if their bad just laugh about 'em 
Because we don't get many moments like these to latch onto 
Can't win 'em all but you can't let it stop you 
You can't just rot, you've got to enjoy 
The noise you've got, or else what's the point? 
Take that love and go out with a bang 
With a HYPER BEAM, tell 'em WHAT'S OUR NAME? 
Gotta save energy, gotta make memories 
Let these be what we tell our children 
The faces of people might be forgotten 
But they're making a sequel that we'll live on in

Purple Shield

Samples used: 
Rearranged version of song from the Famicom game "Dragon Ball Z - Kyoushuu! Saiya Jin" (composer unknown)
lyrics
THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I JUST DON'T 
THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I JUST DON'T 
THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I JUST DON'T 
GIVE - A - **** - TODAY 

Inhibitions, time to let go 
If you're in my way, LOOK OUT BELOW 
Just grab my hands like a Coke commercial 
Polar bear club, better be nocturnal 
HA! Won by a landslide 
Better high-five me when I pass by 
Let's see who can jump higher 
Oh it's me? GUESS YOU'RE RETIRED 
I admire the fact that you try to be 
Sad when it's too damn nice of a day 
Let's go camping, I rented clouds 
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 
Something else, but I can't remember 
Oh yes, it's 17, 17 clouds! 

Hey what rhymes with boo-da-doo-du-duu? 
I think it's purple. Definitely purple. 
And you thought it was gonna be something like 
HURDLE, or TURTLE, or CURDLE, or URSHLSDJL 
The world - 0, me - 1 
That's what I do when I'm having fun 
I'm having a happy day today and I don't care 
And I don't want to think that you don't want to be there 
And guess what? It's your loss 
Because this is the day that I'm sporting a tank-top 
Also RIDING a tank-top, tanky tank tank 
Take those rhymes to the bank 
Anybody in my way is going to feel my wrath 
'Cause today is a good day 
So TAKE THAT anybody that thinks that 
I take myself too serious (furious) OHHHHHH 

(Why did my happy day get all spooky? 
I can't rap to spooky right now, I'm too happy 
Even if I rapped about something that was happy 
It would sound like I'm trying to be scary 
It's like the sun just went out 
And something cold just touched my leg 
It's sad, this is really scaring me you guys 
I need a blanket, and a cup of tea) 

I'm just gonna pretend to ignore that! 
Remember the parts of the song before that! 
I don't even remember recording that! 
I KINDA GIVE A **** NOW 
I think my song might be haunted 
And the damn thing won't let me pause it 
This might be the longest 3 minutes of my life god help me

Happy Mask

Samples used: 
Rearranged version of song from unknown Famicom game 

Additional Vocals by Mayor Wertz
lyrics
nope, ow nope i just can't 
now doesn't seem like the time to fun rap 
a nap sounds great, the floor sounds greater 
after I collapse I'll be awesome later 
wow i'm still drunk, had a little bit 
too much, do I have a show today or did I just do one? 
need to do lunch, breakfast, something 
anything, i'm losing energy that I need 
to punch things, hey, my phone vibratin' 
I still have my phone! hope my friends are awake-and 
I gotta few missed calls all from the mayor 
said I ran off screaming "double dare" 
Yeah that sounds about right, calling, ringing 
answer your phone dummy, ringing, ringing 
I hope he picks this up in time 
and yep my battery just died (yaaaay) 



- I think I see the light, 
I might have had a few too many last night 

- I think I'm on empty 
I need a recharge, I need energy 


- I think I need some food, 
Can we still get breakfast in the afternoon? 

- I think I'm in good hands 
my friends they've got my back 


It was a bad idea to mix ALL the liquours 
The thought of drinking anything else makes me sicker 
The quicker I find friends, the faster I recover 
Then recharge, under my covers 
Come on steffo, pick up your phone, straight to voicemail 
Phone must be dead, some advil would be the holy grail 
But instead of popping tylenol, I'm popping blood vessels 
schuffling around the hotel, looking discheveled 
Why'd you run off screaming double dare 
we were talking about the agrokrag, ugh I don't care 
The hotel staff wont let me light this flare. Where'd you go? 
What's on my arm? "the Beach Boys - Kokomo"? 
We bodied that stage last night, the crowd was wild 
But I might have accidently headbutted a child 
Did you really pass out on the lobby floor Steffo? 
That sounds about right,I'm impressed though. Let's go!

Regen (feat. Mayor Wertz)

Samples used: 
Rearranged chiptune version of the Steven Universe Theme by James Roach, original song by Rebecca Sugar & arranged by Jeff Liu 

Additional Vocals by Leslie Rising from Claire and the Potatoes

Crystal Gem (feat. Leslie Rising)

Samples used: 
Rearranged version from the NES game "Peek-a-Boo Poker" (composer unknown)
lyrics
CONVENTION LESSON ONE: FIND A TEAM 
PREFERABLY PEOPLE THAT ARE GOOD AT THINGS 
PREFERABLY PEOPLE THAT ARE BOUND TO SNEAK INTO 
PLACES THAT THEY DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE 
NOW I'M NOT SAYING BREAK LAW OR ANYTHING 
BUT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GET CAUGHT OR ANYTHING 
I DON'T THINK IT'S ILLEGAL TO OPEN DOORS 
AND GET THE "SPECIAL TOUR" RIGHT? SO-GET-A 
CARDBOARD BOX OR A MAID OUTFIT 
GOT A LOCKED DOOR JUST WORK AROUND IT 
IF ANYBODY ASKS WHERE YOU GOT CHAIR FROM THE 
LOBBY - JUST SAY YOU FOUND IT 
NOW TAKE YOUR FINDINGS BRING YOUR TROPHIES 
TO THE ELEVATOR IN YOUR BAG OF HOLDING 
FIND THE TOP, KNOCK, WAIT FOR 3 MINUTES 
-NOW SHHHHHHHHHHH SAY THE PASSWORD! 

GIMME A P-WING GIVE ME AN ANCHOR 
FIND ME PRINCESS, I'LL TRY AND SAVE HER 
SHOW ME A WALL I'LL SHOW YOU AN ENTRANCE 
GO SHE HULK - MAKE AN IMPRESSION 
I'VE GOT CARD KEY, WANNA SEE MORE? 
GOTTA COME FIND ME ON THE SECRET FLOOR 
WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND 
- LET'S ROCK THIS BONUS ROUND 


CONVENTION LESSON TWO: TRIALS 
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? I TIME'D 'EM 
FIRST CHALLENGE, FIND THE PASSWORD 
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWER 
DOOR'S LOCKED AND TO GET ACCESS 
THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO GET BADGES 
THEY'RE PLANTED SOMEWHERE ON THE 5TH FLOOR 
BUT YOU HAVE ONE CHECKPOINT TO HIT BEFORE 
GOTTA RUN DOWN THE HALLS WITH A MEGAPHONE 
TELLING EVERYBODY SPOILERS TO GAME OF THRONES 
WATCH OUT FOR MY GUYS, RED AND WHITE MASKS 
IF EITHER ONE TOUCH YOU, GIVE UP YER BADGE 
NOW ONCE YOU'VE MADE IT, BACK TO THE TOP 
IF YOU DID IT WITHIN THE LIMIT GOOD JOB 
NOW C'MON ON IN YOU'VE EARNED IT 
SCORED A PERFECT, SECURED A SLOT S+ 


CONVENTION LESSON THREE: 
PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME: 
WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND 
(WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND) 
LET ME SEE YOUR CARD KEYS 
- UNLOCK THE CEILING, REPEAT 
LET'S KILL THIS BONUS ROUND 
(LET'S KILL THIS BONUS ROUND)

Card Key

Samples used: 
Rearranged chiptune version of "Epic Sax Guy", taken from the original song "Run Away" by SunStroke Project & Olia Tira.
lyrics
Day 42 get stuff done 
Gonna clean all the things 
But first I have to check my email 
And I can't just up and ignore my facebook feed 
Oh is that a tweet? I hope it's about me 
I like your opinion, glad that you found me 
I love life hacks, that's a really nice hat 
Ouch, they'll Prolly need an ice pack 
EVENT INVITE CHECKIN' MAYBE 
BACK TO VIDS OF UGLY BABIES 
BACK TO ONLINE DATING SITES 
NOPE NOPE NOPE ALRIGHT 
The microwave's still beeping 
Need to re-heat, need to repeat 
So where did the time go it's 9:02 
Carpe Diem tomorrow 


One Day, I won't procrastinate 
Some Day just Wait, I'll do a whole load of laundry 
One Day, I think today's the day 
Some Day I swear, I'll cancel my Netflix 

(I'd like to learn a new language, but I'm too busy reading this care bears/sons of anarchy crossover slash fic) 


Day 137, this time 
I mean it no distractions 
Turn on productivity 
Turn off all known attachments 
If I just minimize all my windows 
well I'm sure it'll be alright 
Just turn my phone on vibrate 
Put it sideways out of sight 
Now time for laser focus 
Oh my god is that a fat squirrel?... 


... 


...You guys 
I just saw the fattest squirrel 


politics AND RAINBOWS 
obligations AND KITTENS 
I'm a full grown adult 
RAINBOWS AND KITTENS 
taxes AND RAINBOWS 
the future AND KITTENS 
I'm a valued member of society 
RAINBOWS AND KITTENS 
overtime AND RAINBOWS 
counseling AND KITTENS 
death in the family 
RAINBOWS AND KITTENS 
relationships AND RAINBOWS 
exercise AND KITTENS 
using filler for this third verse 
RAINBOWS AND KITTENS 

Ice Clock

Samples used: 
Rearranged version of "Infestation" by Tadpole
lyrics
One thing I never gave myself 
Was an intermission, a break 
I was too caught up with the thought of 
Never living down my next mistake 
I was always telling myself heaven or hell lets rock 
But afraid to follow through 
They'd beat me to the draw if I paused 
Couldn't get passed Level II 

So I watched others go right by me 
And I said "why me?" 

Melodramatic cliche 
Stuck on replay 

Instead of lack of progress 
Just stop the process 

Everybody needs just one of these 
So let's PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE 


TAKE A BREAK CREATE A SAVE 
WHAT YOU DO FROM HERE IS OKAY 
DIE, INFINITE TIMES, WITH NO REGRETS 
TAKE A BREAK, ENTER YOUR NAME 
MAKE IT STUPID AND PLAY THE GAME 
DON'T CARE, DON'T THINK, DON'T FEAR JUST HIT RESET 

Because the service I provide, I provide for me 
Is the infinite amount of time with a hyper beam 
You say you've got low health, well c'est la vie 
WELL SO IS LIFE, well c'est la vie 
WELL SO IS LIFE, well c'est la vie 
WELL SO IS LIFE, well c'est la vie 
WELL C'EST LA VIE, well c'est la vie 
Well c'est la vie. 

I've got 99 problems, all dalmatians 
Ran out of leashes, don't have the patience 
Left my keys and I got locked out 
So I built another house 
I don't even use words like "is" 
Or do I believe in the word "fact" 
The road less traveled became the highway 
But my way is ripping the map in half 

So try out life in 3-D 
Turn off the TV 

Richter Scale that Etch-a-Sketch 
Turn and start fresh 

Live like nobody's watching 
Be your own Prom Queen 

Everybody needs just one of these 
So let's PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE 


Not perfect, not close at all 
Got to the point to admitting fault 
What you saw as self-involved 
Was a terrified child putting up a wall 
A coward, I counteracted 
Not a day goes by where I wish I hadn't 
Hindsight's 20/20 
And I would change nothing 
Because this is the place that I want to be 
No matter how bad that it might seem 
Take our mistakes, throw 'em at the stars 
So they're not too bright, but they're still ours 
Sit down, tell a story 
Stand up, let's go exploring 
When I get life out of the way I've got it all 
Friends, time, and a sense of awe

Save Point

Off of our yet-to-be-announced 2nd part of the map, here's the first single. It's called "Backtrek".

Backtrek

This WIP uses a sample from "Down the Road" by CNC, remixed by Zetyd.

Hey Everybody, Let's Play Missle Explosion

From the 2009 full-length album "Testing the Waters".

Chance of Showers (f. MC Lars)

My name's Steffeny. I make chiptune hip-hop, thrift for toys, and go to the arcade.

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