CVGRB - Volume 1

Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Merry Christmas!

Freshy Kanal as King Midas
Jacob G. as Jack Frost

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and Freshy Kanal

Jack Frost:
Best back off before having the match lost to Jack Frost!
And with all that gold you’ve racked up, it’s no wonder you lack brawns!
I could spit this at the lowest fahrenheits and still be hotter,  
But you’ll kill this if your disses are as solid as your daughter!
You couldn’t… catch this cold! Once your… raps erode!
With your ending’s past, you wish to see this… match unfold?!
From dinosaurs to Valley Forge, I’ll shine bright like lit lights!
You’re slipping on this track, looks like you’re walking on thin ice!

King Midas:
Surely you Jest if this fool thinks he will have me froze in place,
Your tundra of a verse will get crushed by my verbal Golden Age
Frost-bites the dust, when you’re left back in Santa’s sack
You can’t play your cards right, The King is greater than the Jack!

Jack Frost:
This poll’s off balance, of course it’d go South quick,
When your hardest challenge is putting your money where your mouth is!
The olden snowman has a-rose, there’s no garden from my flows!
But if you really want a foe, how ‘bout you turn this L to gold!

King Midas:
In Sprite of your attitude, you’re as mellow as an elf!
With those icy raps, you have no worries of melting yourself!

Jack Frost:
I’ll have this old man folding, frozen, for his wits are wearing frail!
It’s bedtime for dead rhymes and you’re the perfect fairy tale! 

King Midas:
You’re an absolute zero, whether dropping temperatures, or the bass!
Has your mind stopped-motion… you Rankin/Bass-ket case?
24 karats, and you are nippin’ at my nose?
I’ll have your chestnuts over coals if you want to start a roast! 
Quite a bold start, but you won’t flow far, for you’re below parr.
Let’s see how dope your colds are, when I go hard with these gold bars!
You heretics just won’t learn what your lesson is-I reckon this, 
With you and Elsa picked, icebergs will now wreck a second ship!

Jack Frost:
Made an ass of yourself on the mic, battered by immorality
Pennies consume your thoughts with that greedy mentality!
(AAAHH!!)

King Midas:
Oh you seem surprised; I sense shock behind that smirked face.
I know, how surprising that the Golden Touch came in first place? 
*maniacal laugh*


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you! See you next year!

Jack Frost vs. King Midas - X Rap Battle #6.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aLkd_UfQKM2JD-v_WxXARl0dn_zl6DcNMcES694MbYY/edit?usp=sharing - Lyrics + Credits + Karaoke

Dr. Mario Vs Tetris - Classic Video Game Rap Battles

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nigg7NnqKlUyeJ5j8miDMb1E4fBU4YVN0TPSP938No4/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Dig Dug Vs Excitebike - CVGRB 24 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

https://docs.google.com/document/d/124rf4RCph4Nc5l9V5qlFVjA3oXCAbSPTJevbHLtqtfk/edit?usp=sharing - Karaoke, Credits, and Lyrics

Next battle: In The Ring

John Madden Vs Chargin Chuck - CVGRB

Another Classic Video Game Rap Battle. This time we're pitting Street Fighter's main fighter, Ryu, against the Bruiser from the Bronx and heavyweight boxing champion, Little Mac!

Light As Ryu/Evil Ryu
Iris As Little Mac
Dani Frias as Doc Louis

Ryu: 
Sorry kid, you must be mistaken, I must have the wrong guy
For I was to beat Scorpion, not for me to beat small-fry
I’ll Shoryuken ‘til you drop dead, tell the Docs to patch you up
So you better leave before I punch apart this Chump
I’m blocking bars, throwing ARMS, dodging all your attempts at harm
You’re only able to box weaklings, but with my fists, I’m wrecking cars
I’ll tear apart this loser, who leaves people who play his game unfulfilled
For a boxer beating a martial artist, you would get yourself killed

Little Mac:
For a student of Gouken, I’d expect you to not walk a road so rocky
You’re a grown out Karate Kid! I’m a modern day Muhammad Ali!
I admit. You’re a cultural icon, leaving opponents seeing stars
But you’re gonna Lose-this once I wrap out my chocolate bars!
It’s ironic Ryu can’t bring a hard hitting punchline
I’m good at taking Mikes, you’re all bark and no bite
It’s V that shows you and your sales have little to no power
But if you want us to be equal, I’d say to throw in the towel

Ryu:
You got me pissed, punk. You better step out of the ring
You’re not original, in landing powerful punches, I’m the king
If we’re giving fair fights, I’d suggest you go to Hibiki
Cause I’ll stomp you flat until your 3D switches back to 2D

Evil Ryu:
This fragile butterfly will feel the sting of Akuma
Bragging isn’t much when you're just a pitiful human
I’ll set my journey to new systems, you’re stuck with older Nintendo platforms
Doesn’t take Blanka for me to bring in a verbal thunderstorm

Little Mac:
Done my training off of the Bronx, I’m used to having a Street Fight
Compared to me, I’m fast and agile, your fighting style ain’t tight
I’ve learned a lot after winning my championship belt
And that’s you losing your master isn’t half the pain that I’ve felt!

Doc Louis:
Let him have it Mac!

Little Mac:
Alright Doc, I’ll show him who’s the boss
I’ll beat this barrel Bonus Level and knock-out this knock-off and Donkey Kong
3 Star Punch! I’ll rewrite Arcade fighting history!
Your Newest Final Challenger left everybody in disbelief!

Written by Rabi
Chiseled by Jay
Beat by 2Deep
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w6Ngb
Thumbnail by Rabi
Mixed by Light

Huge thanks to all helped make this, including Jay for help with writing, Dani for the cameo, Alex for voicing Little Mac, and Light for voicing Ryu/Evil Ryu and mixing!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Blaster Masters

Ryu vs Little Mac - CVGRB

Today, we got two galactic rappers going head-to-head in this new CVGRB. We got the classic trio of Space Invaders and the leader of the Team Starfox, Fox McCloud!

Dani, Krystal, and Kamren as Space Invaders
Michael as Fox

Fox:
A galactic general taking time to dust the dirt from the arcade cabinet
Takin’ aim, my Landmaster could destroy your entire faction
It’s Fox! It’s time to stock and take shots against some intruders
With a fully trained arsenal, doesn’t take an airforce just to shoot ya’
I’ll pop a shot, locked and loaded, split you into thirds
It’s just another day for me to blow up another herd
Attacked in lines, laser power blasts to leave you blurred
So there won’t much left of you when I Flippy you the bird 
I’m a Star, you’re an outcast in people’s memories
The remedy for this treachery is a blast of energy 
So step off before a Star Lord pulls your mother-falcon plug
The gravity I bring is enough to squash these bugs

Space Invader:
Everyone! Pick up your mic and return to five row formation! 
Best Pepper up, furry freak, it's time for your termination
We’re pop culture icons, but the only time that you get played
Is on Final Destination, with the plebs still playing Melee!

Fox:
FIRE! I'll Arwing it shooting lasers at your UFOs
Should've kept the 100-yen coins and made a game that doesn’t blow
My fame is shining like a Krystal, how could you even compete?
This is Fox, returning to base with my mission complete.

Space Invader:
I know you have a big franchise and stuff, but here’s the thing
You took your space setting from us and your gameplay from Pilotwings
You were Argonaut prepared for the Assault from this Space Ace 
So follow your father's example Fox, and be gone with no trace
Get a triple 7 on the slot and fly out of the blue
You should’ve delayed your verse, just like Star Fox 2
Keep your hands off of Andross and concentrate on the mission
Or we’ll neuter this loser ‘til he’s out of commission
Buck-o you aren’t so young anymore, you’re growing some grey hares
Repeating the same game isn’t living up to the heir
Clear from the start, a dictator fox ‘gainst video game heroes?
Check the scores! Space Invaders: 1 and Star Fox Zero!

Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by Rabi
Written by Rabi, Mason G, Michael, and Lauren
Mixed by Rabi

Special thanks to Sir Gumball and Lauren for helping me write this, and Dani, Fynn, Kamren for voicing the Space Invaders and Micheal for voicing Fox and helping with writing.

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/bPu7sny

Hint: Furry Heroes

Fox vs Space Invaders - CVGRB

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Welcome to what I guess is the first episode of Lame-Ass Rap Battles! (Pac-Man vs WHG’s getting delayed, sorry.) Today we have a battle of evil artificial clones with Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Metal Sonic
GamingPlush64 as DoodleBob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Written by Commander Jacob and GamingPlush64
Produced by Smoke

Lyrics

Metal Sonic:
I’ve my target acquired: a reckless sketch his builder ditched
Aka stick-legged freak spewing epileptic gibberish 
Got a chaotic flow that's aimed at you, well ain’t it brutal?
They put a mic-killing monster against a janky Frankendoodle
Your pencil and place in battle’s number two, so you're in trouble
Reduced to bootleg merch. Now I’m popping your RedBubble
The bad-ass Badnik’s giving him a bad nick and leaving him hurt
Hypothesis: your magic pencil still can’t write out a decent verse

DoodleBob:
You think you’re cool, but you just got me annoyed, boy
So make your next form a better rapper, son of a nyoy nyoy!
Can't stand this toy's noise. Got the slave of aluminum stressin’
But things get sketchy when you enter the Doodle Dimension
Going mach-5, but not even good enough for ‘06, man. You can’t withstand
That a neo nazi’s boutta get damned. Line him up and strike a bowling ball through this tin can
Or I’ll bust out the lead if you tryna gra-fight. So now what?
I oughta call it a draw, Eggbreath already screwed your mouth shut

Metal Sonic:
You act tough, but something you never considered
I’d be more intimidated facing Jellyfish Squidward
You from the shredder or printer? Either way, I’ll have you slashed through
But back to dimensions, your rhymes and design barley have 2
Locate a sharpener if you think on a track you can beat me. Don’t make me repeat
The elite machine will remind you that he was built to be on a CD
Analyzing from all angles: your chance to win’s looking thin
Firearms unrequired; initiating “throw a book at him”

DoodleBob:
Every time you think you’re besting Sonic, you end up dead wrong
I command a doodle army, you stalk and copy a hedgehog
I can tell you don’t lack grit when you rage like a spastic
Didn’t know the position “Bad-nik” was talkin’ ‘bout your rap shit
Forever in Omega’s shadow and forgotten, good riddance
You’re the Terminator if he listened to too much Skrillex
Scrapping this Metallic Madness and putting an end to the race
Because I don’t need the pencil to have your relevance... erased

Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob | Lame-Ass Rap Battle #1

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

LYRICS

Sam:
Sam I am. Going ham on an entity envious of Halloween 
Horror genre's fruit cake's true fate's in what the rules state. How many you following?
You should go back to Christmas shopping if you think bells are good toys and gifts
Checking your candy is quite handy, ‘cause you never know when I bring poison spit
When you're told to pass out to children, you’re leaving them unconscious 
A holiday slayer, odds stacked in my favor. You can call me See-Samhain
Leave the Lanterns' candles alone? Krampus can't learn to not blow
Comedy’s stopped when I throttle your throat, so send Santa your final words with your bones

Krampus:
Gruss… Vom… Krampus
Hopping out of the bag, it’s a battle transformed into madness
Tonight I’ll be having a feast when I steal the pumpkin off of this cabbage patch kid
A legend to the Alps, it’s clear Sam’s trickery couldn’t stand to my status
When a pumpkin’s spilling his guts
The only thing you’re spitting is blood
Give you a new mask as you’re thrown under the bus
Defending pumpkins, but I thought that you’d light a matchstick
So make like the children and drown in my flow
You’re playing a devil’s game when you rap against satanic Santa, I’m a literal G.O.A.T.
Bit off Myers and spit out the sequel ‘cause Michael couldn’t get enough dough 
Even I couldn’t fit your entire plot into a snow globe!
I always land fire with hooks, so Sam better ring up the jingle bells
Before you turn into the second child I’ve thrown into the seventh ring of hell!

Sam:
I don’t even know who you’re trying to entertain, uhhhh, el chupacabra?
You’re spitting so much filler, no wonder this sweet tooth’s against lockjaw
And saying I mired Myers? You couldn’t compare to the Mars Bars that I spit
I’ll choke out a goat and throw him down the smokestack ‘cause I always keep the fire lit
You’re a stocking stuffer of a movie, I leave blocks busted when I move in
Best be handing out treats when I land on the beat, ‘cause your mouth won’t be the only thing drooping!
Now I might not be on the nice list, but it’s pretty apparent
That my letters weren’t intended to capture a child’s parents!
You just gotta say my name to realize that Sam wins against Krampus
It’s sad, man, you couldn’t give scares when you slid down a chimney and left a living room as smashed bits
So I’ll break your chains and change your fate as you inflate my rage
More than any Macy’s Day Parade, try staying safe once this fake’s filleted on my razor blade

Krampus:
Can’t attack back with your wack raps, you bit off me like a lollipop 
So I’ll knapsack this damn track and stuff a Jack O’Lantern in a box
Spying on girls in the dressing room, too bad you couldn’t find a better way to dress
Looking like Sans in a scarecrow outfit, you’d get on the naughty list for your fashion sense
I knapsack your Patch of Sour Kids, you’re next to be slaughtered
Now your comics can join the other children, soaked in water without honor

CREDITS

Freshy Kanal as Krampus
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Snakebite126 as Sam
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126

Written by Rabi, B O R K, and Snakebite126
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Ihaski
Art by Blast03
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcw9SUYw-GI8RkYyYA1djVQ
Thumbnail by Rabi

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MasonG

nel doesn't know his name

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