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The Tumbling World Theater is deserted, just like everywhere else.  The inside of the cubic building is a massive sphere, held steadily upright at all times by a high-tech gyroscope.  Within the sphere is an unsettlingly large theater, with a huge stage at the front.

Once one takes a seat, the play begins.

A 3 act play will begin, showing you worlds you've never seen and events you've never known.  The play is different for every person, as it should be.  The audience of a single person will start to forget they are in a theater, and become immersed in the new world.

Once the play is over, they will find themselves back in the empty and lifeless theater.  The play was all in their head, solely a representation of the insanity of their mind.  The experience will reveal the insanity of even the weakest and strongest of minds.

I quietly walked into the empty theater, and took a seat.

The Tumbling World Theater

The Tumbling World Theater!

lyrics

i took a journey to the ancient world
to find the remains of the lost king
but what i found was a bunch of cabbage
growing all around everything
so i cast my sword into the dirt 
and i dug myself up a tasty plant
but the cabbage spoke in a booming voice
and he said three wishes to me he'd grant

so i wished i was really thin
i wished i had a dorsal fin
i wished for a key to every door
and then i wished for fifty more

and it all came true

i went on a slide down a waterfall
that threw me into a river blue
there was a crayfish there who broke my fall
and he said you're a piece of shit fuck you
so i kicked him in his little crayfish balls
and he yelled at the sky til it started to rain
and he told me to stay away from waterfalls
and i told him that they'd eat him in ukraine

they'd steam him up and they'd show him who's boss
they'd wash him down with a glass of kvass
they'd swallow his flesh and they'd suck out his brain
that's what they'd do to him to ukraine

and he knows it's true

i traveled to the forest of butterflies
and i felt the chilling woodland breeze
and then i found myself surrounded by
a vicious horde of sugar plum fairies
they danced with fire burning in their souls
and collectively donned a giant knife
and then the forest grew warm like a casserole
and i knew they were gonna take my life

filled with hatred from within
they peeled off my skin
they danced all over my bleeding corpse
they fed my remains to a pack of orcs

now i'm orc food

cabbagequest (demo)

czb

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