Just a bit of cheery cheese from me n the family..Merry Christmas!!!

Santa’s Coming!

A magic seed
planted in my tit pocket
grows straight into my heart
a shard so bright's
molten the murk
your dark eyes
sussed me out 
like thy'd been there all the time
tangled in
my insides
oh, i'm such a fool
thinking i can keep cool
things that can't be controlled
oh
i'm such a fool
oops..
blue winter skies
where the sea horses ride
carved rings round knotted eyes
sitting drinking the doom away
woah there time!
could i stretch you out massive
the vines in my mind
where your love is entwined?
oh i'm such a fool
thinking i could keep cool
things that cant be controlled
oh i'm such a fool
oops!

Oops

crap with bad levels haha..

Born with chronic face ache
Howling at the break of day
Feeling funky, wicked till them lollies made my teeth decay
Been on the piss take
Now my wake gave way to pain
I'm the oldest goth in town
In my black dressing gown
Ok i made miserable my hobby
Ole said the midget in the lobby with a sombrero on
Is that a cherry or a pimple
Think i gone and broke bone in my tiny think hole

I'll turn your smile upside down and give you a frown

Boo hoo wah wah
Doing a cry
Boo hooo
Hoody hooody
Him off Hi De HI
Yeah you know Ted Bovis' quiff
As if it is
But it is though
You know you Know

I'll turn your smile upside down now
Show me your bestest frown!

Eat your
Massive
Floor pea
Idiot

Eat Your Massive Floor Pea, Idiot

my eldest son Ry decided he wanted to learn bass guitar yesterday then made this song up..he played bass and made up the words to sing..pretty cool for a 1st attempt!!

just sketching,levels are bad - the synth is too loud and annoying so i left it so it was annoying.i didnt bother to make the words scan or remember half of them..words should include:

There aint a black or white
but it's hard to wage wars
based on the various stages of shades of beiges
there's nothing much no nice news
nothing on the page unless it gives you hair loss, wrinkles and belly aches
they sell you a creme for that and a tab-u-let
tha' seez it's full of cheeses
this planet in 3D
you are emitting missives purely in imaginary
yellow custard creams make you gip up as you sip up
the last dregs of your cold cup of tea
it's poisoned paper 
bad t.v hombre
injected from a steel needle tree projection feed
They like to feed you barmy
to keep you nice and mardy
the meek afloat the meerkat market
the parquet floor is sparkling
they set a sniffer dog loose on the boozer
a tax upon the lost and losing
they taint the water for life
they tax the wanker for life
they tax the water for life
they tax the workers
alright
they tax the mistletoe leaves
til you lay mummified
wrapped up under the xmas tree

they feed you nice and barmy
they like you nice and mardy
they like to keep you harmless
they like to leave you armless
they like to keep you gormless
they steal you disembodied
embalmed in paper from the toilet
i love the supermarket
they suckerpunch your wallet
they hang you by the bollocks
maybe you'll join an army
they keep you in a packet
they like to keep you stalling then charge you for the parking
Isles of the supermarket
Isles of the supermarket
Isles of the supermarket
Isles of the supermarket

Isles of the Super Market

just a sketch..i had two hours to get it down hence badness

Drown My Sorrow

just a sketch..the words were just something off the top of my head to have a sing on it but aint anything worked out yet...not mixed very well..hey ho

Kreezee

more low fidelity daftness on barbiturates, tin lids, cardboard boxes and rushed bad ideas recorded through a hose pipe ban.. doing the Junior Parker thing badly therefore upsetting both Beatles and Parker fans all in one fell swoop and putting  the odd cypress hill fan on a complete downer :-(

Tacks, Man...?

just a sketch..low fidelity

ive seen you nessy
with your hulk in the deep
it dont fair what theyre saying
i believe what i seen
I dont care what they reckons
your head huge wet green
under the murkies you slid
lime and limpid obscene
take me to you nessy
take me to your nest egg
lochnessmonster

Lochnessmonster

i been messing around with a chord progression but rather than learn how to play it properly, i got a spare hour to sketch the idea down..life is busy at the moment!

That Which Is Left Behind

new tune from space rock weirdos "orbs of stacia"
no fidelity bargain bucket ruckus from deep space


(this band only exists in my imagination)

Orbs of Stacia - Hawking in Meme Fish - demo

a song about having a sentient moustache.


if you ever sport a moustache beware
dont smoke a moustache
its only a moustache etc etc
the end

Ive Got A Sentient Moustache

got a few hours in to record a tune this afternoon and this is what fell out..i havent played guitar or anything since the last recording so its another rough and ready sketch kind of thing.. its about a little weasel who terrorises the rest of the woodland wildlife animals out there in the wild.. like autumn watch style or something..nature is cruel..
words include:

he'll stalk ya
steal ya eggs from ya nest a ya sleep
he's a creature
creepy crawling
scuttling up yer tree
he'll eat ya
scratch ya eyes raw with his
claw and his teeth
he's a weasel and he's called Weasel Keith
Weasel Keith he cares not
Weasel Keith don't care
Weasel Keith he fears not
if ya feeling scared
Weasel Keith is hiding
underneath ya bed
greasy wet cold n hairy
crawling up ya leg
ya better watch out for the WK
ya better hope that he never comes your way
ya try to sleep tight in ya den alright
ya don't want a visit from Keith tonight

Keith The Weasel

lo fi - no fi - ho ho ho fi - sound sketches on tascam 8track mostly.


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