Slap them thighs! Slap them thighs!
Slap them 'till they're red and bleeding!
Slap them thighs! Slap them thighs!
Soon it's ointment you'll be needing!

You go to a party and you see some people.
Jump in the middle and slap them thighs!
Don't do drugs! Don't get high!
All you gotta do is slap them thighs!

You go to a restaurant and see a pie
The pie is poisoned. Slap them thighs!
You go to a store and you steal a door.
Make up an alibi. Slap them thighs!

You gotta open your eyes and realize
All you gotta do is slap them thighs!
This ain't hard! C'mon guys!
All you gotta do is slap them thighs!

Slap them thighs!
Yeah! Slap 'em!

D4NIMAL