My favourite rap battles

Minccino: SkeepTiel
Emolga: Eddie

Emolga:
Volt Switching in, Min, Repping Nimbasa Gym
With a Thunderbolt jolt, make the Light Screens dim
Start a quarrel with the sky squirrel, I’ll Discharge my skill
With acrobatic tactics, got a bigger mem-brain than Will!
I’m a straight Electro Baller with loads more Agility
Hark, lark, my Spark will make you rethink your Tranquil-ity
A flow Deluge shocking as Ions makes this lil chinchilla sore
You’re paralyzed! It’s super effective! The crowd begs for an Encore!

Minncino:
This Emolgamation appears to not be a chill army
With my Captivating Cute Charm, beating me will be Rocky
Look at my Baby Doll Iris, you’ll be swooned in a pinch
Even without evolving, winning this will be a cinch!
Erase you from this battle, use a ground type to seal your fate!
I won’t drop this Facade, but instead, Retaliate!
When i’m Singing with Echoed Voice it’ll be hard for you to rap
But i’m not taking your crap, you get a Wake Up, bitch-Tail Slap!

Emolga:
It’s Irresistible for me to diss an imbecile chinchilla
‘cuz when I use my Thunder, you could call me the cute guerilla
I’m on the Pursuit, test my Double Team? That’s cute
I’ll clean you up Neat and Tidy, for this battle you pollute!
Your rhymes Tickle my funny bone, fickle like the Safari Zone
I’m in my own level of fly, you just get Circle Thrown by Throh!
Use your Last Resort, I’ll Drive you Swoobatty with my Motor
This unneeded freeloader’s more unoriginal than Garbodor

Mincinno:
Says the one who stole it’s whole design from Pikachu
Slamming Roggenrola hard bars, but please, After You
You didn’t hear me diss the first time? I’ll repeat with an Echoed Voice!
For I’m well Rounded , unleash a Frustration by choice!
I’ve Endured everything thus far, now to shoot down a squirrel!
No more opportunities to rap for you, get the Beedrill?
You’ve Motor Drove me up the walls by just filling up a dex spot!
Get Elesa to release ya and go Nuzzle Oshawott..


Emolga vs Minccino - Evolved Poke-Rap Battles #2.

Eddie as Missingno. 
Chao as Porygon
Vladimyr P. as Porygon2 
Jacob as Porygon-Z
Thumbnail by Chao

Written by: Chao, Jade, and Falkyn

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DmScQLUdUUEAkqafnjOL2DCZNsGedy8yt5aia1HKiUM/edit?usp=sharing

Porygon vs Missingno. - Pokemon Rap Battle #6

Jacob as Zorua
Chao as Ditto

Written by Chao
Mixed by Jacob 
Thumbnail by Chao

Ditto:
Starting off: You have a good move, but in the beginning 
Scratches and Leers show that you won’t be winning
This copy stops me from transforming, ‘cause it’s just so hilarious
But I can do it from the start, you’re nothing but nefarious!
I’m one to see to believe, but if it’s you that I see...
Then I’ll put you in a Punishment that you won’t believe!
A silent child isn’t surprising, it’s only creepy, you sicko
You’re just a fox version of me, to put it into words, ditto!


Zorua:
One baby Muk won’t even leave a little pierce
Don’t need Ash for this, this Ditto drama ain’t fierce
Once I evolve I will solve this predicament, you hear?
The final result of a Zoroarks slash: Tears!
I got Feint Attack, you just faintly attack
Don’t need to transform to fight against this purple ballsack
No need to give you a Night Daze, you’re already in delusion 
While you’re a cheap magician, I’m the Master of Illusions!


Ditto:
You've underestimated what I could really do to a fox
Replace all your trainer’s Pokémon! Leave you in Someone’s PC box
Abilities may be physical, but you’re the real Imposter
Because rapping skill isn’t decided by your tier roster!


Zorua:
I was revealed a generation early while you got no love
Only adored as a whore, while in fame I’m above
You’re old school, I confuse, while still keeping it mellow
I'm hungry, so better change outta that grape Jell-O

Ditto vs Zorua - Pokemon Rap Battle #8

I decided to try something new by playing both characters. Enjoy!

Chao as Yoshi and Kirby 
Written by Chao 
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Jade

Yoshi: 
Here comes the household name that every 90s kid knows 
Your Mass attack had no Effect, so you better Touch and Go!
Tryna swallow your original? You better be sorry!
You look like one of the things that I would shoot in a Safari!
The mascot of 90s gaming against a piece of candy 
I went from puzzles to shooters, while your ratings got scanty 
You’re harming harmless creatures in an psycho’s dreamland 
It makes it worse that you look like you came from Disneyland
You wanna go for a fight? Or will you stay behind the Mic?
I’m an attacker on both, you’re all sex moan and no bite!
Feel my Melee, once you’re weakened and nerfed to dust 
I rate this sweet sweet meal three stars, Triple Deluxe! 

Kirby:
You’re only an extra jump, I have enough of them already 
Knock me off with Wooly World, and I’ll spread gems like confetti 
Feel the Mass Effect from Avalanche to stop your flutter Air Ride 
I jump high in sky, while you can’t even fly!
While I can make golf fun, New Island bores you to death 
The same routine over again, graphics were better on the SNES 
With that game you were rushing, No Man’s Sky had less bluffing 
Beaten a Squeak Squad before, so your fanbase is nothing 
Even your down+B tries be the rock hard puffball 
Try to ground pound me, and all you’ll do is slip and fall!
I’m expandable! You’re expendable! To genres that seem worthy
Looks like my Canvas Curse has left Yoshi Topsy Turvy!

Yoshi vs Kirby - Rap Battle

Freshy Kanal as Hypno
Skeep as Mismagius

Written by Chao and Mr E. Owl
Thumbnail by Chao

Hypno:
Watch what I’m waving and listen to me
There’s no need to Disable you while you’re lost in your dreams 
I’m known for my pasta, but I can adapt 
You must think your job is easy when you fool a guy with bottle caps
Smash your Stone, turn Dusk to dust 
I’ll bust your wicked husk until you combust 
Switcheroo your dream world till you’re scarred and nonplussed 
Then my Future Sight attacks and you end up as musk 
Even without psychic moves I could stop an old hag 
In Cerulean Cave, your journey will end bad 
Miss me with your magic, it’s tragic 
That this ugly sad and sick ratchet’s just a hat trick 
With a top like that, I’d rather watch Wizard of Oz
At least the Wicked Witch successfully attacks because
The kind of moveset you have just makes me scoff 
With half of your attacks, I’ll just Psywave them off!

Mismagius:
According to your dreams, you’ll soon be given little children 
Feeling Drowzee? You’ll be put in a sleep pavilion 
No escape, but it’s great! Since it’s Hypno’s Naptime
I’ll invade your mind; I’m Astonishingly sublime 
You frilly little Poni, it’s Plain to see
You ain’t hip, no way, you’ll never meet your wildest dreams
Of getting away from night magic with your ability
Once I use my Mean Look, there’s Sin-no escape from me 
You can die from a bug bite, you don’t scare me
Looking like the kind of guy who’d try to sell me herbal tea
My dreams of winning have been realized, don’t need a pendulum 
To fall asleep and weep cause of a rapist’s tantrum 
I’m shiny and golden, not grimy and olden 
With a few TMs, I could leave you jolting 
But not the same way you jolted in Mystery Dungeon 
Into those little children, you’d think they’d be done then-

Hypno:
I understand where you’re going but I won’t take your Facade
Like in the anime, your plan is incredibly flawed 
You won’t be synchronized when I make Synchronoize!
I have better things to do than playing with toys!
I'm no nightmare, I'm the reason you have them
Eating Dreams, so it seems, all that’s left is the bad ones 
You won’t be Missed-Magius when your nap never ends 
I see I’m not the only one who’s desperate for friends  

Mismagius:
Looks like Harrison's Playing with Fire
A single Will-o-Wisp makes a Psychic retire
One look at me and you see in your dreams
Not a watch made of stone which attempts to cause screams
Giving Amnesia without the move 
Leave a hollow feeling in the mind of you 
No Lucky Chants can save you from what I find 
You think you’re gonna win? Lemme take that off your mind

Hypno vs Mismagius - Pokemon Rap Battle #10

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

woa that was fast

Eddie as Mickey Mouse
garbageGothic as PIkachu

Mickey Mouse:

Oh boy! A Mimikyu is finna lose who can’t be dubbed Mouse
Mickey’s primed to spit a Diss-ney and escalate to a Club-house!
You might spit fire like Ho-Oh, like Johto with Gold flow
But i’m already turned to Ash, my films never get old, no!
We aren’t cos-playing around with your fashion, guy
Couldn’t cure your dead series with a Max Revive
It shouldn’t come down to a measly app deciding
If your cash can keep your rehash alive
You only land subtle jabs when you try to Pokeball
When I drop the gloves with these hands - Gotta Catch Em All!


Pikachu:


What a shocker! You’re Plane Crazy and this phony’s gonna crash
Try to step up with Walt’s? At least my owner likes me more than cash
When we don’t see eye to eye - Pikachurin for more than Leers
I will direct my current flow front and center into your ears!
I’m used to taking names in a Pokerap
Fighting me is amiss - call it Focus Blast
After 20 years, you gon need a Potion fast
Pokemon’s taken over - your whole trope has passed
You blow off some Steamboat Willie as soon as Pikachu wants to fight
But a wild Oswald thief appears to still be black and white

Mickey Mouse:

Children start with a blank Pallet - my charm is what they inherit
Your animal cruelty is in bad taste to children and parents
Think of yourself as ambi-Dex-trous with your anime and games?
You stole from me so much that they should nickname you Jesse and James
You want to ketchup with this hot dog? Let me give you The Pointer
Disney’s Landed a legacy lacking your trailer spoilers
Your franchise relies on multiple di-versions  with a “brand new” guise
But it will make a difference when people stop buying your pair o’ lies (paralyze)

Pikachu:

Sticks and stones may make my bones stronger as a solution
But this stoner should’ve learned the theory of evolution
For Pete’s sake! In this Melee you’re comparable to Pichu
Mice are attracted to cheesiness so I chews you!
With my enticing device I prove lightning strikes more than twice
When this Baller shines Light into your eyes, There will be four blind mice!
Go toe to Indigo Plateau with me? You’re out of my League in rap
So you best knock on Oak’s door and apply as a lab rat!

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Beatg33kz

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Mickey Mouse vs Pikachu - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

I'm the main antagonist of YouTube although I don't play a central role in the series till the 2010s

Mancha as Poochee
Eddie as Pansy

F00PZ as Red Puppet 
F00PZ as Bird Puppet
F00PZ as Yellow Puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers
That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors
Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark
So we’ll ball hard to show you we’ve got both bite and bark
Our special announcement is to keep kids protected
You’re deceiving and begging for HELP so you’re not disconnected
There are Bad Things That Can Happen and thisisitcollectively    
We’re towering over you and this time we’re not here to get kitty
Your fans are jejune teens and I don’t FIND YOU much better
Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together
You try to Question Fun but these standard practices are vital
Couldn’t capitalize on your fame or your first episode’s title

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

Digital style comes in the form of many things
Looks like now we’re in Powerpoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring - you can ring me and the bell
Because you’re lonely and forgotten - taking the  mic L
While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube
You’re green with envy because we’re more creative than you
Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot
With a pesky B-plot worth Gangadiddly squat!
ARG! The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!
Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up
With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you’ll plummet
Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

*hahah* We’re spitting fire, you’re spitting like Freddy Firefly
You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by
Comedy is more your Colin, take an eye for an eye
Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic


Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

*huh?* You’re trying to reach us but your views are pitiful
Your fame is dest-Roy-ed and you never grew up like Shrignold
Send an S.O.S to your friends because you’re clearly quite the dreamer
But you won’t get far if your favourite idea is screamers

Coverart by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by -
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Poochee & Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

I finally upgraded my mic from a potato to a cauliflower

Eddie as Lincoln Loud
Tuna as Charlie Brown
garbageGothic as Lucy Loud (Cameo)

Lincoln Loud:
ARGGH! I’ve been Left In The Dark with a ghost kid!
I’ll be taking the pistachio - leaving a Peanut roasted
Number One on Nickelodeon ever since my show begun
You couldn’t come back with a movie and Boomerang Reruns
You wanna face Ace Savvy? (Ha!) The win is in the cards
This dog needs to head back to his house in his backyard
It’s not a knock on Woodstock when I flip you lyrical birds
But i’ll burst your speech bubbles and you’ll be lost for words!
Charlie Brown:
Good Grief! 11 Louds A Leaping on my fame
I guess the offi-Schulz call this foul fair game
But a footballer like me doesn’t give up and i’ll be winning
Cuz when it comes to going Abra-ham, you’re the weakest Lincoln
My comic strip’s synonymous with your genre’s beginning
You’re as faceless as your parents - with a fitting upbringing
All your gibberish - I trump-it! You’re just lying like Snoopy
Take all the money your show has earned and seek help from Lucy
Lincoln Loud:
The same Lucy that Van Pelts you with horrible advice?
Your venting rhymes should cease when we serve you a Slice of Life
Charlie Brown:
You’ve goth to me kidding me - advice from the Kite-Eating Tree?
You’re a Lil’ Folk-al point in a show filled with better leads
Lincoln Loud:
I’ll be a cyst-er when I get under your skin by myself!
Picked last in sports but picked on first anywhere else!
Charlie Brown:
Yeah, I get bullied all the time - I wouldn’t trade it for the world
While your trade in the world is being juxtaposed with girls
I got a museum, awards, and a legacy in my knuckles
But I totally can’t compare to having a gay couple!
I’ll find Lincoln’s blindside and have a Peanut make you brittle
You’ll never stand out as an amalgam In The Middle
Your show’s a bigger let down than Ronnie Anne’s face
Give your sisters a SMOOCH to please your sick fanbase
Happiness is when you leave - see, I just want you gone
The Loud House goes silent when I show my Charlotte Braun
Lincoln Loud:
Do you feel Better When You’re Dancing around the point of this battle?
Sit and ponder on the fourth wall like i’m breaking through your babble!
Now folks, I’m a straight baller at Charlie - here’s the catch
The Louds have beaten a more comprehensible oaf in Swift’s match
Your comic’s left under, where, my ratings soar as they should
No room for a Kite-Eating Tree in our Royal Woods
And you can whine and complain that I bit off your fame
But your Great pumped kin’s taking over for good

Coverart by Eddie
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by I don't remember i'll update this later

NEXT BATTLE: Black People (ft. JChay)

Explanation for last hint since some people didnt get it and i dont blame you for not getting it:
these guys are unlucky
nagito is lucky
hence they are not nagito

Lincoln Loud vs Charlie Brown. Rap Battle! (AvA CLASSIC)

"Where's Tracer vs Scout?" Soon, soon. It'll be worth the wait. Enjoy this battle, it's a fun one.

HyperJacob96 as Greninja and Charizard


Greninja:
So a foe faux Dragon wants to clash this?
A beating from my flow’s something you can’t resist
You’re so blinded by rage, Mat Block would never fail
Extinguish your burning spirit and the one on your tail!
You try to Pokeride your fame, yet you’re ground bound by Pewter
If you wanna go places, then call for the Uber!
You needed a Tutor for your signature move
And now you’re about as Fly as in Red and Blue!

Charizard:
You’re looking tongue tied when spitting that hip-Hoppip 
I’ve left the Base Set for me to Sky Drop it 
While Kermit the Frog is Struggling and Splashing 
It’s none of my business that you can't match me 
I thought your gimmick was a ninja but you Mimic other 'mons 
You're an Ability Thief tryna top Kek-leon 
Protean Hidden Power might help you in a fight
Yet you can't spit fire so you're not my type 

Greninja:
Don’t count me out! Sure I can!
When you’re as viable as me you’ve always got a plan!

Ash-Greninja:
The key to victory is friendship! Not ignoring your trainer
Dropping rap Battle Bombs while you put Ash in danger!
Even with your dragon form, you’re still stuck like Frubbles
It took you 18 years to not get crippled by Bubble
Soak you with a steaming scald to leave a fire type smashed
You’ll never grow old when I turn you to Ash!

Mega Charizard X: 
Blow your smoke elsewhere, what a pity!
Players should just avoid you like Lumiose City!
Of course the French region included a frog
Abandoned as an Uber! Talk about a Tough clause!
Fly like the Ride Pager, on the mic I demolish
Fused with your trainer? Talk about Battle Bond-age!
Still can't take a hit, your stats are pointless
This is the second time you’ve proven to be a disappointment!

Charizard vs Greninja. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #6

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

it is the rap battle of the multicoloured head ghosts. nice nice

Dustin as Blacephalon
Eddie as Ghost Gang

Mixed by Dustin

Blacephalon:

It’s my sprite of passage to flow and go exploding
So the pro Poke blows off these one trick Ponis
I’m a real hothead! Burning spirits on the run
With shots that’ll leave you blue like a Power Pellet gun
I’ll end your game Midway and I won’t leave Sued
You’ve got a cheese wheel hero and you guys are now brain food!
You’re as dead as your series, can’t get your past back
I’m dropping bombs like a Viet-Namco flashback


Ghost Gang:

Whether Ultra Sun or Moon, we won’t give you the time of day
We’ve heard your Mind Blows and frankly, we’re not A-mazed
We don’t need Beast Boost, our abilities aren’t conformist
So make like your signature move and kill yourself for us
We’re eternal antagonists! You’re an post game boss
Who doesn’t have the Beast Balls to avoid getting caught
Can’t Wormhole your way out of this one, your last life’s cornered
The arcade classics left your head quartered

--VOICE KEY--
"Whether Ultra Sun or Moon" - CLYDE (Orange)
"We won't give you the time of day" - PINKY (Pink)
"We've heard your Mind Blows" - INKY (Blue)
"And frankly, we're not amazed" - BLINKY (Red)

Blacephalon vs Inky, Pinky, Blinky & Clyde - Pokemon vs Anything

Adam as Tarzan
Stofferex as Spider-Man

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Stofferex, Jughead Jay and Adam

Mixed by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Hollywood Legend

Extra credit to Stofferex for texting me 4 - 5 pages of references

Lyrics:

Tarzan: 
Me next foe close? One attack from the front
Come out web Spider, Tarzan is Kraven a Hunt!

Great responsibilities, much to debate 
But first, me protect Jane from another red-butted ape!

*Tarzan yell*

Swinging down to your level is a radioactive stunt
To defeat the next cheetah, jumping between red and blonde

‘Fore damage happens, better crawl back to your friendly neighborhood
The next headline you’ll get is: I don’t feel so good

Bringing heat to the jungle, I lead in fights and on the beat
But I can’t fix an ego that’s burning down his own family tree

A bi-polar kid’s a double kill if your symbiote drops in
Pool into the canceled Spideys when the movies start flopping



Spider-Man: 
I’m the champ over this chimp chump, with such feral ape-parel
Always spitting Looney gibberish, a Tarz-manian Devil!

Another beast without a beauty, this disgrace to homosapiens
has only shown Africa how to shipwreck relationships

You try to move on, climbing up, explore the jungle’s sugars
But you can’t piss out filthy mental torture memories in bushes

Went from racist to tasteless but I’ll stick to the facts.
Shall I call in Venom? I know you prefer to beat the blacks



Tarzan: 
You seem frivolous, villainous, I think I’m wasting my time
So pull your wisecracking and drop the mic harder than your love life

What are you doing on the rooftop? You’re past the high placements
Take the subway, if you’re chasing the Amazing’s ratings.

While I’m facing Clayton, you’re debating your own challenge
I’d say quit attacking, you already hide behind Morales



Spider-Man: 
There’s a thousand jungle tales, and when their tracks became reusable
Mowgli’s balls dropped; they called it Tarzan the Musical!

Woow! I’m a reflexive hunter! So best protect your mother!
However at the end you will get chained and shipped to others!

You must have been disturbed, out of your inner world, 
You’re Burroughs words? Just run away before the dinner’s served

Keep mood-swinging while your family’s falling apart
One shot and my stringshot will be in your heart

So no matter what universe, the spider has the last words
To a dude who puts belief in evolution working backwards.

Karaoke:
http://picosong.com/wcKFy/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wciLa/

Tarzan vs. Spider-Man - Rap Battle!

Jacob Graal as Harry Potter
Skeep☆Tieel as Izuku Midoriya 
F00pz as Ron Weasley 
Azia as Ochaco Uraraka 
garbageGothic as Hermione Granger 
Mancha (Uberocity) as Tenya Iida 
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by JordanShowish
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Special thanks to Adam (Uberocity) for getting me into MHA in the first place
Special thanks to Legion, Fruzmig, and Dustin for looking over lyrics

Harry Potter:
Accio firebolt, I hope you're ready for a sweeping
The boy who lived will surpass the kid who keeps weeping
You drive to be a hero but you'd have a more of a purpose
If you dropped the costume and resumed community service
Between your self-harming quirk and respect boners for enemies
You've taken a leaf from midnight's masochistic tendencies 
I come in hard like kirishima, whereas you're class 1A's cavity
Even Uraraka couldn't help you grasp this battle's gravity
With my magic, I'll wreck havoc, rapping out this rabid fan
Whose hurting himself even worse here than the entrance exam
You may have some muscle mass, but I'm the one coming out stronger
As I've grown more in one chapter than you have in your whole manga

Izuku Midoriya:
You've got guts but the skills to back them, you're lacking
I'll leave you pale and flattened, turn you back into a napkin
You were raised to be razed, your wand and words I'll surely bend
Despite the prophecies you smash, you'll still meet an early end
I've been through tougher trials, you're no crux, just a fame whore
With an influx of hot raps, I'll heat you like your fandom's flame wars
I'm driven to never give in, no matter the foe they won't slaughter me
Don't need anything but raw skill to shatter Potter like pottery
You may have grown up unloved, your upbringing was a tragic one
But what's really sad, you need a stick in order to get magic done
Avad-enough of this battle, so before you decide to mumble more
I'll be killing the beat just like Snape did to dumbledore

Harry Potter
Got this battle on langlock, so I best not hear your hatin'
Since it's DA over UA even if we called our mates in

Izuku Midoriya:
Expelliarmus all you like, I won't let go of the mic
Taking shots at my class? Just wait until they strike

Ron Weasley:
Straight outta the burrow, winning this rap's a simple task
This spitting scrub should've stayed put in Majora's mask
While your white knight pal's got a stick stuck in his ass
You're sidechick's only a hero for deku nuts and cash

Ochaco Uraraka:
I'm not fearing you Ed Sheeran, you couldn't handle finding trinkets
With gunhead karate, I'll take down a troubled teen deliquent
Suspending you like levicorpus, I'm not one to let down easy
Unless I had to lift your ego, then I'd be feeling rather queasy


Hermione Granger:
Granger's no stranger to danger, I'll leave these kids moaning like mrytle
Since they can barely handle mindless mutants and noseless ninja turtles
Got a mind as bright as lumos, no doubt my rhymes will light the track up
So leave this fight like USJ and call for some more back-up

Tenya Iida:
You're a straight E student, you've got brains, that I digress
Yet since the run-in in the dungeon, you've been a damsel in distress
As my engine heat blackens your face, you'll be feeling nonplussed
When I accelerate to victory as you're left in my dust

Harry Potter:
I'll reciprocate your recipro-burst to exhaust you like your show's shticks
And Deku you'll turn even greener, since you're envious my flow's sick
Fly on the pitch in rap or quidditch, I'll round up a couple snitches And with a flick of my wand, they'll once again be needing stitches

Izuku Midoriya:
You may be revered as a hero and the one who mastered death
But strip you of all your titles, nothing but a cocky bastard's left
You neglected your son like your studies so don't act like you're so great
The day has finally come for me to seal this chosen one's fate.

Harry Potter Vs Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Julian M., Vriska, Jay and Zim 11037

Additional help by:
MetalfireVA, Dani Frias and GengoMain

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Beat by Hollywood Legend

Cover Art by Brodecai

Freshy Kanal as Tetsuo
Avav as Carrie


Tetsuo:
I know, teenage years can be rough
But it seems you aren’t bullied enough

Stepped up to me to watch my body grow?
Then you’ll get another shower in bloody flow

Gotta boost self confidence before your power is enabled
Those physique beliefs won’t work out with your periodic table!

I could end this lesson, 
a quick snap for preachers
But I know you’re already used to get bitch-slapped by teachers

Whatcha gonna do when your powers can’t force death
Knocking me out with your own mother’s forehead?

Time’s wasted to fight your curses
Never have bothered to find the purpose?
Well, I’m the new god you’ll be praying to 
when all the rhymes you have written are bible verses!

Carrie:
Immature and poisonous, 
but now you can't avoid the cuts
when they are matching me against a kid mentally stuck in Toys R Us

Attempting slaughter but it seems you’ll have a hard time
An arm like that? 
You’re unable to throw punchlines!
And that motorcycle won’t help you confront rhymes
So you’ll be the one who kicks the bucket before sunrise

I drop bars sadistic, when cars are lifted
Better partly wicked than narcissistic

I got humiliated and the videos got spread
But at least I don’t get bullied by voices in my head

I get it! 
To fight you need concentration.
But you’re always ending up sounding severely constipated

You scream and repeat it, 
got to hardly release it
No way this boy could ever handle telekinesis

Wanna crumble your city?
Man, it must’ve sucked hard
To pop pills and then be winning nothing but a junkyard

Putting lifes on the line and picking your bouts  
For denuding your girl? Keep clowning around!

Tetsuo:
Wait, before you wreck the ball, attack and scrap values
Mind repeating that verse for the class and watch them all laugh at you?

I’m the better kind of telekinetic and you can’t beat it
Even if you wanna be believing people that can’t see it

There is no debating everyone considers you annoying
I would choke you with your veins 
but I’m betting you would enjoy it 

You could never battle deities when carrying a beat  
Cuz you’re packing dirty pillows while I’m putting you to sleep

Got the opposite sex in contact? 
Be honest!
Your mother makes you dodge balls, 
by keeping you in the closet!

Carrie:
It takes courage and love to know Tetsuo’s weakness 
Mutation couldn’t plug up, 
you could pull off Sue’s fetus

What is Akira when I tear you to pieces?
Playing god behind bars, but those lines need Jesus! 

If White sheds the guise, 
it'll be a bloody night!
Leave stages in shambles! 
King's Queen on the mic!

You crashed your chances like your bike
This loss? 
Just another time your mind's been left traumatized

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w44nX/

Carrie White vs. Tetsuo Shima - Rap Battle!

so is this the first Fortnite battle that uses a specific character

Fel as Alolan Marowak
Julian as Skull Trooper

Skull Trooper:

Don’t ask me where we dropping, I’m dropping pins on this Pocket Monster
Teach RPGs a lesson, locked on with a real rocket launcher
Rockin’ a default skin while flaming atop his rocky structure
Cock it back and topple your not so Pleasant Park: tropics conquered
I’ve conjured up a Cubone to pick
With some bony kid who don’t own a win
I’m the OG skin, you got your own redid
While your mourning kid is still throwin’ a fit
This totem is nothing to how stacked my squad is
You’re going to dip like a Golisopod when
You’re lowered to sixths of what your stats were offering
With a headshot, take the skull off for your offspring
I’m wary of the storm as a survival obstacle
But i’d stay as far away from your tribal circle as possible
Got hitched to a Hiker and I thought you failed as a parent
But then you took the L and left an Orphon without caring


Alolan Marowak:

Man, have you got on aimbot? Your accuracy is heaven-sent
Your title predicted exactly how long you’d stay relevant
I was killed by Team Rocket, but watch where you place the blame
At least I wasn’t a parent who let my kid play your game
I’m second to none, you’re a stick in the mud
Drawing first blood, bud, you’re as Thick as my Club
Even if you learned Bonemerang, you’ll never return
To your former glory - now you’ve crashed and will burn
You’d better back your Battle Bus far away from our Trainer School
And isolate yourself, take some notes from what your players do
Lock your account, and then throw the Kiawe
At least Pokemon players don’t get banned when they trade
Your guns can’t tackle this Marowak skull
Glide into battle on an Aerodactyl
I’ve had more damaging SCARs of my past than your weapons
So make like a Ninja and disappear from my presence
Tryin’ to Scythe me out with your low mic quality and cheap shots?
At least your rancid exposed teeth encouraged some children to Floss

Skull Trooper:

I’m Seasoned within battle, you are seasoning with Mallow
Don’t get Tilted when I Tower you, This Bone is over-Shadowed
Can’t relive the days when you were chill and cool when it was still Oak
I’ma grind you down worse than if I sent this Wisp to Willow


Alolan Marowak:

Gotta teach a class to this cheap elitist Masked Royale
Give you third degree burns when I go bling you back for ya
The heat I spit’s causing this sweat to sweat, I’m your worst Fortnitemare
I’ll turn this multi hundred dollar Epic skin medium-rare

Mixed by Dustin
Written by Eddie
Cover Art by Eddie
Video Release: Halloween 2018

Alolan Marowak vs Skull Trooper - Pokemon vs Anything

Red vs. Gold

Youtube link: Coming Tomorrow

Mat4yo as Gold
Steady Cam as Red

LYRICS:

GOLD:
I traveled through Johto
I called and caught Ho-Oh
I’ve fought every foe with my heart and my soul so
I’ve climbed through the Tohjo
and paved my own road
And up here it’s mount Silver and Gold… 

RED:
The time is now, to fight for my title
you’ve had plenty battles but this is your final
my bird’s eye view watched you try to survive,
it’s no wonder this mountain’s named after your rival!
Blazing on the mic, I spit those Charizard bars hard
SELECT L R START when our diss-charge sparks
I’m a God of the Mons, putting down heathens!
My top tier team’ll leave this B-list defeated
So start sending tears back to mommy, Ethan!

GOLD:
A U! It’s Gold! and I’m noble
It takes a miracle to turn a mute boy vocal
and now that you’ve spoken, I’ll lend you my potions
when your tiny rodent gets flowed by Typhlosion
I came to battle you
But I found a baby with an attitude and ego that is higher than his altitude
a blood colored boy should be taken more serious
but they call you Red, cause you’ve got nothing but periods

RED:
You think that I’d be scared of those?
You say you’re Gold but the only thing that’s shining is your Gyarados
There’s no glitching this battle, I can’t be hacked
And when this softy resets I just keep bringing the beat back
I’m the OG Champ of this gaming revolution 
You’re second gen, loser, you’re my baby evolution!
This challenge is pivotal, But your talent is miniscule
And I can’t get any higher, ‘cause my game is at the pinnacle   

GOLD:
You’re looking lonely, Red. and checking my Pokedex
Let me introduce you to my hundred friends you’ve never met

RED: 
Yo I only need 6 to be worshipped by the masses
I’ll smoke up any foe with the way I win matches

GOLD: 
If you think you’re Fire, Red, I’mma leave you in Ashes
‘Cause Gold’s Bars are 24 Karat
You can’t amount to half of that, I doubled your Badges

RED:
You stole my story and persona, only changing clothes
But I won’t need no master ball, I’m pro at catching clones

GOLD: 
Like I did Team Rocket, I’m gonna blast you to space
‘Cause I think you look better with a cap in your face

RED:
If I didn’t top the market, there would never be a sequel

GOLD:
If you’d grow up and fight me, that at least we’d be equals!

RED:
I’ll stay undefeated, in my isolation

GOLD: 
You’ll be hanging on this cliff for all future generations!

Red vs. Gold - Video Game Rap Battle

I do rap battles

If you wanna voice act, my discord is Psytube #9721
or ask me in my comments.