Episode 1 of Dachism:

This is an introduction to this show and who I am. Email me your life at:
dachismsystem@gmail.com

We also talk about rejection - giving and receiving like the respectable fucking human being you are

Episode 1 - Rejection

Started out as a list of things I feel unprepared for and have only recently processed and then became a vortex into information you never wanted to know about me. 

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Episode 2 - Unprepared 20s

A made up up list of things pulled from google, my brain, and askmen.com. Underrated, overrated, I decide because my opinion is the only one that matters. 

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Episode 3 - Rated

Listen to me electronically submit my last paper. And since that's not something that produces sound, listen to me describe me electronically submitting my last paper. 
Being in graduate school earns me way more respect amongst the scholars than becoming a Social Worker. Its all good though cause I'm bout to collect this paperrrrr. That paper being borrowed from the government because I can't afford to pay rent.
Holla.
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Episode 4 - Finish Grad School With Me

50% Rant on why defending my generation that gets shat on at every chance
20% How to not get laid in a Tobias Funke costume
20% calling out my best friend
10% "ums" and "likes"

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Episode 5 - Millenials Aren't Entitled We Just Don't Want Your Shitty Job

Just trying to make the world a little bit better by sharing cool stories and giving unsolicited advice.

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Check out that ultra-sporty photo of me. Taken moments before I was recruited and then shortly displaced due to an illegal performance-enhancing drug scandal.  

DACHISM