Written, performed, recorded, and produced by Dads On Couches (Christopher Capaul, Dr. Nicholas Capaul, and Mitchell Graves), 2025.
Mastered by Christopher H Fogal at Black in Bluhm, 2025.

Enfeeble (Don’t Take It Away)

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Clawz
Underneath the mistletoe last night”
My son confessed this cruel reality
Realizing something wasn’t right

I can remember when I saw her last
We were sledding around and having a blast
But the back seat of the toboggan
Is so lonely without you
Father Christmas took my baby away!

“And I saw mommy tickle Santa Clawz
Underneath his beard so snowy white”
The last thing that I’d ever want to hear
And it’s playing on repeat inside my mind

I can remember when I saw her last
We were sipping on cocoa and having a blast
But she saw him in a red velvet suit
He was ringing a bell and winking at you
Father Christmas took my baby away!

Merry Christmas my dear
I hope that you’re happy wherever you are

And I saw mommy kissing Santa Clawz
Underneath the mistletoe last night
And I saw mommy tickle Santa Clawz
Underneath his beard so snowy white

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You gave it away

Let’s go!
Ho!  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas

You cannot compete with jolly Saint Nick
Everyone loves him
Especially the kids
I’m not crazy
My story is true
Don’t be impish
It can happen to you
If you see Santa on Christmas
Call the cops!

Santa Clawz  (DEMO)

From their sofas to your speakers, Dads On Couches is the hottest new thing since propane griddles! Hailing from Monroe County, MI, this fatherly fivesome of musicians incorporates dynamic vocals, melodic hooks, complex lyrics, and high-energy performances. With Dads On Couches, every day is Father’s Day! Their current musical lineup is comprised of a Funeral Professional (Cappaulli), a Doctor of Clinical Psychology (Dr. Nick), a Surfer (The Cincinnati Kid), an Operating Engineer (Gage), and an Account Manager (Tim).  Dads On Couches is truly “dad to the bone!”

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