Oh look... a dandelion, must be the last on this season 😆. Ps your songs are a work of art. I’ll definitely follow you on your socials as soon as i can 😁

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Harder, Better, Faster, Eggs

I Fucked Your Galaxy, Nigga

Part 1 (0:00-0:18) - toonlink & Chaze
LazyTown - We Are Number One
Maroon 5 - This Love
Part 2 (0:18-0:28) - Reason & toonlink
Smash Mouth - All Star
Dorrough - Ice Cream Paint Job
Kirby SFX
Part 3 (0:28-0:38) - Sadkey & toonlink
Tear Up Da Club Thugs - Slob On My Knob
medasin. Sample Pack
Part 4 (0:39-0:49) - Craz Xexe
Kitchen Gun
Skrillex ft. Diplo - Dirty Vibe
Part 5 (0:49-0:59) - Nape Mango
Eminem - Lose Yourself
Snop Dog - The Next Episode
Kendrick Lamar - m.A.A.d City
Fuck Bees
Who's been drawing dicks?!
FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME
Part 6 (0:59-1:09) - toonlink
Various Nic Cage clips
Death Waltz/U.N. Owen Was Her?
Part 7 (1:09-1:21) - Zoom Guy
PSY - Gangnam Style
Sonic Colors - Planet Wisp
Part 8 (1:21-1:31) - Zoom Guy & toonlink
Waka Flocka Flame - Hard In Da Paint
Hechizeros Band - El Sonidito
Loud Nigra
my longest yeah boy ever
The one that goes
Part 9 (1:31-1:41) - Craz Xexe, toonlink, Wolfman1405, and trivial171
Seinfeld Theme
Sand Undertale... Epic
Nico Nico Nii
SLAM!
op
Part 10 (1:42-1:52) - toonlink
Ocarina of Time Arrangement
Osamu Sato - Long Tall Eyelash (Ken Ishii Mix)
Aphex Twin - Peek 824545201
Part 11 (1:52-2:02) - toonlink & STRGG
Fatman Scoop - Drop
Amen Break
Various Smash 64 SFX
Bomberman Hero - Redial
Part 12 (2:02-2:12) - toonlink
Nujabes - Luv(sic) Part 3
Tom & Jerry - Follow Da Massive
Part 13 (2:12-2:25) - BlindedVanguard573 & toonlink
Drake - Know Yourself
Eurobeat Arrange
Drake - Over
Part 14 (2:25-2:35) - Wolfman1405
Jazz!
Part 15 (2:35-2:45) - Staxx Xxats
Big Smoke's Order
Team Skull SFX
Part 16 (2:45-2:55) - trivial171
Night of Nights
Kirby SFX
mm2wood
Misha - Pokemon Go Song
Part 17 (2:55-3:05) - Zoom Guy
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Jack Black defines Octagon
PSY - Gentleman
Part 18 (3:05-3:13)
Girl Talk - Bang This In The Club
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode
OG Maco - U Guessed It
Bomberman Hero - Redial
David Banner - Like A Pimp
Osamu Sato - Long Tall Eyelash (µ-Ziq Mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Bassline Junkie
Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
Mario 64 SFX
Who's been drawing dicks
Kirby Planet Robobot - Puzzle Room
Part 19 (3:13-3:22)
Eric Andre - Bird Up!
~
Participants
Chaze: @dreammaker222
Reason: @reason
Sadkey: @sadkey
Craz Xexe: @xe-28521977
Nape Mango: @napemango2
Zoom Guy: @zoom-guy
STRGG: @centralyharnam
Wolfman1405: @wolfman1405
trivial171
BlindedVanguard573: @bvg_music
Staxx Xxats: @a-centipede

Gourmet Race Fusion Collab

i spent half a day making this i want to die

You Transcendenced in the wrong Neighbourhood

Your Worst Joke

Parody of "Choices (Yup)" by E-40.
--LYRICS--

Ever whiff on a shot? (Nope) 
Ever farm a bot? (Yeah)
Ever met somebody better? (Nope) 
Ever help an Engie out when he was low on his metal? (Yeah)
Spy sap? (Nope) 
You good player, you attack? (Yeah)
Lemme borrow that shotgun. (Nope) 
Think stuns are not fun? (Yeah)
Stock weapons every loadout? (Nope) 
When the gates open, go out? (Yeah)
Babysit a level one? (Nope) 
Boy you better run. (Yeah)
You a feeder? (Nope) 
Killer? (Yeah)
Email Eric? (Nope) 
Driller? (Yeah)
You building on last? (Nope) 
Now you upfront, beating on some ass? (Yeah)
Got a little killstreak? (Nope) 
Got a Godlike; gotta do it all week? (Yeah)
Spamming E for the Medic? (Nope) 
Pickin’ up the Medkit? (Yeah)
Bout’a die with your crits? (Nope) 
Rockin’ dope outfits? (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin’ my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin’, I already dominate -

Never go down.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me.
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

Lazy? (Nope)
Got a wrench that’ll drive a Spy crazy? (Yeah)
Mentor? (Nope)
Erectin’ a dispenser? (Yeah)
Trader? (Nope)
Loyal to your team; not a baiter? (Yeah)
Cheap? (Nope)
Play support to keep your team on their feet? (Yeah)
Scared of an Uber? (Nope)
You goofy goober? (Yeah)
Belly? (Nope)
Tele? (Yeah)
Miss everything and die? (Nope)
Check the corner for a Spy? (Yeah)
Trust us? (Nope)
Justice? (Yeah)
Drinkin’ like a Demo? (Nope)
Share a beer with a fella? (Yeah)
Pomson? (Nope)
Swanson? (Yeah)
Never leave the spawn without a hat. (Nope)
Punch a motherfucker with a “BAP”. (Yeah)
Never let a friendly live a second. (Nope)
Always on my toes, spy checkin’. (Yeah)

Everybody builds sentries
I choose to build sentries on top of this shed
Everybody builds sentries
I’m shooting at dudes but they already dead
Everybody builds sentries
Keepin my name at the top of the board
Everybody builds sentries
These players be hatin, I already dominate

Never go down
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I ain’t gotta wear a crown
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
If you dead, you ain’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)
I give a fuck if you don’t like me
(No no no) I’mma stay and get metal (Yeah yeah yeah)

NOPE

>mfw almost same bpm

Why do these songs go so fucking well together

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

i would swim 500 miles and i would swim 500 more, just to be the ocean man who swam 1000 miles to end up at your door

Various Mashups and Memes

500 Nautical Miles

this is the most obvious thing ever shame on you for not making this before me

Try To Guess This Shitpost I Dare You

DAREty eastwood - noisemade
remember the name - fort minor

Remember The Sponge

shout out to https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy for making an on-tempo instrumental for September

4 non blondes - what's up
earth wind & fire - september

what's really going on

what i've really done

There isn't an official instrumental for this, so I had to use a karaoke track I found on YouTube. I thought it was pretty decent though.

Your Worst Joke

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