Grab your cricket tokens
Drink ceremonial wine
Praise the cricket king
Receive your cricket prize

The crickets are upon us
Crickets here and there
Well I hope that you like crickets 
Cos your home is now their lair

Crickets, crickets, crickets
Crickets. Oh yeah
They’re living in your hat
And now you’re shaving off your hair

And if you don’t like crickets
I suggest you change your mind
Feeling sick of seeing
Crickets all the time

Crickets

My baby’s full of the sickness
And now she can’t come home
All I need is to sit with
My baby but now I’m alone

I was planning on leaving
In good time to buy her a beer
And meet her at the station 
For a kiss and a hug and a cheer

But not today
Til her pain goes away

My baby’s full of something
That she can’t figure out
It don’t feel like nothing
That she’s ever heard about

I was planning on taking
The time to make her feel
Now my baby she’s aching
And I don’t know how to appeal 

You need to spit it out
While it’s hanging around

But what the hell is hanging
That’s what I’d like to know
It sounds like some kind of demon
Has gripped you and got a hold
Maybe in all the confusion 
It’s something we’ve dealt with before 
The kind of thing that takes time to swing
Til you fix your feet on the floor

You need to spit it out
While it’s hanging around
You need to throw it up

My baby she has been crying
Her smile is beginning to sink
Too long she felt she felt she was dying
She’s had too much to drink

Too Much To Drink

A good man gone, where I dunno
He tripped on a stone and he fell in a hole
Mean green don’t mean go
He see red and he wind up alone

His brain
Has all but melted away
And he knew it all along

He don’t know shit about what he could be
His eyes ain’t lit and there’s no memory
Some time back at 2013
He lost control when the light turned green

To this day
Been working on something to change
His mind

And he knew it all along

Mean Green

Marble Run

Written and recorded while drunk on whiskey
Either about fighting or sex, I dunno 

Well I
I wanna piece of what is mine
I wanna piece of fucking pie
I wanna eat your fucking mind

I wanna mess you around

I
I wanna make a fucking noise
I wanna break you down to size
I wanna see if you can hide

I wanna mess you around

Mess You Around

Hey, yo, good to see you again
Now gimme high five up top my friend
Hey, yeah let’s go to the pub
With a bottle of rum and a rub-a-dub-dub
Hey man let’s drink some beer
Make a fist now punch the air
Yeah bro we’re on the town
Ain’t nobody gonna bring us down

Friendship rules

Hey, yeah, what’s happenin man
Come with me Ive got the plan
Yeah let’s hit the floor
I don’t care bout shit no more
Let’s twirl and spin
With a ba-ba-boogie get the movin in
Oh yeah now check the style
Doin stuff that makes me smile

Friendship rules

Friendship Rules

I’ll come find you
No matter where you gonna be
I designed you
Maybe you should come to me
I remind you
You are that on which I feed
I’ll come and find you
And I’m never gonna leave

I’ll come find you 
You can all but run away
I’m behind you 
And I’ve been leading you astray
I’ll entwine you
The fool for feeling brave
I will come and find you

You big dumb nasty
Never gonna catch me

King Bork

His eyes out stuck
And his jaw hit the ground
He tried to speak up
But he had to sit down

Iron Jowler

I got get me a beer
You gots one over there
Now throw it over here
She done got me a beer

I got get me a light
I gots one in my sight
Now pass it to your right
She done got me a light

I got get me the buzz
I want me seeing fuzz
Doing as one does
She done got me the buzz

I got get me the eye
I see them passing by
Standing by my side
She done got me the eye

Got Get Me

Somebody told me
That you got a little doggy
And your doggy like a’walkin with you
Now I hate to push or prod
But I also got a dog
And my dog he wanna walk along too

So if you don’t mind
And you don’t have to feel obliged 
But we would love to see the way that you walk
All the places that you find
We will gladly walk behind
And we will listen up to all that you talk

Walk dog with you
Walk dog with you
You take the lead baby, I’ll bring the balls
Walk dog with you

Give the dog a bone
Cos we been walkin on our own
And I can feel me gettin weak at the knee
You could show us every stretch
And all the wonder we can fetch
Well we will bring it back for lady to see

Lead in hand now pull a friend
We get tangled up again 
And you find you’re tripping over my feet
Well he got a lot of tricks
I swear I never taught him this
But I’m glad he pulled you closer to me

Walk dog with you
Walk dog with you
You take the lead baby, I’ll take the fall
Walk dog with you

Then you stop and pat his back
You know I’m envious of that
That lucky dog
Then you ruffle up his head
But you done ruffled mine instead
That lucky son of a dog

Walk dog with you
Walk dog with you
You take the lead babe cos you bring it all
Walk dog with you

Somebody told me
That you got a little doggy
And your doggy gone and made a new friend
So if you don’t mind
And you don’t have to feel obliged
But we would love to go a’walkin again

Walk Dog

Don't tell me how to be. 
Fuckin adverts.

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Expenditure

A dump for all the demos/ ideas left stagnant in the depths of my hard drive.

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Dale Jones (Demos)

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