It seems as if my ability to be very manly and turn totally fabulous makes him feel a bit funny in his pants. 

Thoughts While Driving - Jeff Uncomfortable via My Gay Voice

Thoughts While Driving - Mom's Quitting Habits

Thoughts While Driving - Homeless Vagina

This is my fantasy of what would happen in order for me to get a job at Land Rover.

Applying for a Job at Land Rover

Thoughts While Driving - Deaths at Monster Jam

Drunk at Crossfit

Thoughts While Pumping...Gas

Whole Foods Donuts

Thoughts While Driving - Zea's Fatties

Thoughts While Working - Gangsta Car Dealer

Bern n Raised in New Orleans, you meet a lot of people, learn a lot of things, and get offered a lot of sexual favors. Here you'll find some inspiration, some disgust, some offense and plenty of stories of debauchery. In all actuality, if you go to google and type in debauchery and press space, New Orleans is actually a suggestion. 

Dalton Alfortish