Making HipHop Cypher 44- Presidential

I really hope people realize this is a joke. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/5ak51p/cypher_vol_44_2016_all_emcees_welcome_to_spit/

up in the morning dick swinging like my briefcase/for pete's sake did you hear what he say
yo peep the credentials, i keep it presidential/Pennsylvania ave, 1600 residential/  

quiet in the cheap seats,squinting cause you cant see/blow it up big  full screen HD
oh my god girl call the police chief/ he wanna run the country but hes clearly three sheets 

to the wind and i'm gone
shitfaced, bombed/ she gonna take all your guns and that's wrong/ and now all the people freaking out/ 

 imma paint the mother fucking white house red/and feed all your babies nothin but white bread/come creeping on you drone strike your block and if you don't like it you can just move to fucking canada or something

Red Team

r/makinghiphop Cypher 46 (Timing)

Beat: https://soundcloud.com/ibr/yonge-street

i aint got time/ for everything that simon say/ roll it up puffin sticky at the perfect time of day
no listen to the metronomeyou rapping all retarded/ im the lord of time and im fucking in the tardis

they let me in the club and youre outside getting carded/ girls touching me, and they look at you like you farted
ill tell you whole heartedly/ my diamond chains a part of me/ and that im cuter than the baby on the carter 3

 we rolling deep and the girls they wanna hold my rollie/  they blowing kisses they dont even fucking know me/ now the marajuana vicious, all my homies are the richest, youll get fitted for some stiches if you get up in my buisness

pk god I keep it civil, it messes up my timing when im caught up in the middle/  hail to the chef, i cook the viddles/ im looking for some sugar and these hoes as sweet as skittles

Dalton Hemingway