onions. they taste good.
onions. in my poo.

Simply Onions

~PIXIES~

Starring: Oliver Morgan-Thomas
Written by Oliver Morgan-Thomas

an excerpt from the Dalton $wine Clwb's Book of Now, the character of Cousin Ian presents to us a brief summary of his past...

2. Pixies (An Excerpt from The Book Of Now)

~ KARENSON, FRANK TINA AND THE CANDY NUN~
Written by Hamish Rush
Original Composition by Jennifer Ruth-Adams 

Lonesome Karenson sends a list of the things he hates to his long-lost uncle-dad, Frank Tina...

CAST: 
Karenson - Feliks Mathur
Singer - Jennifer Ruth-Adams
Narration - Oliver Morgan-Thomas
Frank Tina - Charlotte Merriam

3. Karenson, Frank Tina and the Candy Nun (with guests Charlotte Merriam and Jennifer Ruth Adams)

~ MOONBOI ~

Written by Feliks Mathur

The character of Moonboi presents to us a brief history of their past...

CAST
Moonboi - Feliks Mathur

4. Moonboi (An Excerpt From The Book Of Now)

~ ONE YAMMY FRIDAY ~
by Feliks Mathur & Hamish Rush

Friday is Yammy's busiest day. The list of chores is never ending, each and every week. He tells us of the horrifying and tragic events of one particular Friday...

CAST:
Yammy - Mike Noble
Voice/Wee Bambino - Feliks Mathur
Sweet Carino - Hamish Rush
Nan - Mike Dzyngel 
Dairy John - Oliver Morgan-Thomas

5. One Yammy Friday (with guests Mike Noble and Mike Dzyngel)

~ TEACHER ~ 
Written by Oliver Morgan-Thomas 

Three friends, Hadleigh, Skunk and Graham the Cat, attend their  monthly lesson with infamous the 'Teacher'. They learn of, and share with the room, a special type of admiration they have for each other... 

CAST:
Teacher - Feliks Mathur
Hadleigh/Fish - Hamish Rush
Skunk - Oliver Morgan-Thomas 
Graham- Graham the Cat

6. Teacher

~ HOT BY THE RADIO ~
By Hamish Rush

enter the Clwbs Newspaper und Radio lounge to discover what is being discussed, and what is being listened to upon their wireless device; their Fizz... 

Thrilled to be joined this week by beloved guests Henry Wickenden, Arabella Neale, Jack De Vos and Suman Mathur.

CAST:
News Reporter (improv) & Egg Eulogy - Henry Wickenden 
Hamish Rush
Oliver Morgan-Thomas
Feliks Mathur
Piano's Novel Ad - Arabella Neale
Hunky Ad - Jack De Vos
Bad Daddy - Suman Mathur

7. Hot By The Radio (with guests Henry Wickenden, Arabella Neale, Jack De Vos & Suman Mathur)

~ OPEN ~ 
written by Hamish Rush 

join de crew on a short, impulsive and magic trip to see, and join in with ,a strange open mic night in 'Onkles', full of short sticky ditties on soft slippers, and calpol; monologues on boiled hair and an ostriches romantic journey.

CAST: 
My Tuffy Slip ditty - Santino Smith
Calpol ditty - Charlotte Merriam
Feliks Mathur (my Favourite Auntie improv)
Oliver Morgan-Thomas (with improv-poem)
Perciman Boxley - Rhys Whomsley
Jerry- Bianca Stephens
Onkel Ostrich - Jacob Ifan

8. OPEN(with guests Santino Smith, Charlotte Merriam, Rhys Whomsley, Bianca Stephens and Jacob Ifan)

~ A BEACH ~
written by Hamish Rush 

one stream of consciousness; a whirlwind of chat, catch-up, and people watching, as a group of close friends finally get together at A Beach to watch their annual parade take place over the sea...

CAST: 
This week we are joined by the, best, best joyous team:
Alis Wyn Davies
Norah Lopez Holden
Lakesha Cammock 
Maggie Haight

9. A Beach (with guests Alis Wyn Davies, Norah Lopez Holden, Lakesha Cammock and Maggie Haight)

~ The Fine-Arse Mystery of the Sexy cell PT. 1 ~
by Feliks Mathur and Hamish Rush

Original Music by Tom Williams

Detective Corrington can't get enough of challenging cases. However, the most recent case of Sailor Singles and his recent escapade with a thong delivery at the local port, is proving to be too much...

CAST:
Detective Corrington - Oliver Morgan-Thomas
Sailor Shingles - Chris Mccurry
Guest - Mike Dzyngel
Mountain Frank - Hamish Rush
TicTac - Feliks Mathur
with original music by Tom Williams

10. The Fine-Arse Mystery of the Sexy Cell 1(with guests Chris Mccurry, Mike Dzyngel, Jack De Vos)

~IT IS PLAY IT IS PLAY~

the Dalton $wine Clwb are a new theatre company from the UK. We wish to produce DIY comedic experimental work focusing on amusing nothings, and the horrifying dreamt-up norm.


xxx

contact: daltonswineclwb@gmail.com